Mast Laughing

Attitude rocks.
"I Failed in some subjects in xam,but my frnd pased in all. Nw, he is an engineer in microsoft & i am the owner of microsoft"-Bill gates
Believe in urself...
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Doctr-tabiyat kaisi hai
Santa-pehle se zyada khrab hai
Doc-dawai kha li thi
Santa:nai dawai ki sheeshi bhari hui thi
Dr-i mean dawai le li thi
Santa-ji apne di mne le li.
Dr-bewkoof dwai pee li thi?
santa-nai dwai to lal thi...
Dr-abe pagal dwai ko pee lia tha? santa-nai peelia to mjhe tha :-)
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1 murde se jab uski dastan puchhi gai to usne kuchh is tarah bayan ki- hume to apno ne luta gairo me kahan dum tha,
Meri haddi bhi waha tuti jahan hospital band tha,
Mujhe woh ambulance mili jisme petrol kam tha,
Mujhe rikshe me bithaya kyonki kiraya kam tha,
Mujhe Dr. ne uthaya narso me kaha dum tha,
Mujhe jis bed par litaya uske niche bam tha,
Mujhe bam ne udaya goli me kanha dam tha,
Mujhe sadak par he dafnaya kyonki kabristan me bhi function tha...
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Santa Cricket Khel Kar Aaya.
Banta:Kitne Run Banaye?
Santa:Century Hone Me 99 Run Baki The Or me Out Ho Gya.
Banta: shit Yar.
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Consequences of American life style..
wife rushed in 2 house screaming her husband-"Darlng, Come quick.. Ur kids n my kids r beating our Kids.!!"
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JOKE OF THE DAY

Diff.between new couples & old couples? New couples "LIPS"mila k sote h,or old couples "HIPS" mila k..

Definition of Cigarette - A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other.

Lady 2 dentist: Oooh.. daant nikalwane se to pregnant hona jada aasan hota hai.
Dentist: jaldi soch lo fir me chair usi hisaab se set karunga....!!!!!
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Pati k Marne k Next day,Wife Ne Paper Me Ad diya
"Antim Sanskar Me Shamil Hue Sab Logo Ko Thanx"
FROM:
REENA(32)
Height-5'4",36/24/36 Gora Rang
*Bacche Nhi hai
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A VERY FUNNY QUOTE
"Come like a Racer,
Sit like a Yogi,
&
Go like a King...!
Nw u'll ask "Whats funny?
This slogan was written on a....
TOILET DOOR
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man:bhagwan india se america tak sadak bna do.
God: kyu....
man:vaha mera beta rehta h or meri wife uske paas jana chahti h..
God:ye mushkil h or kuch mango..
man: meri wife ki budhhi badal do..
God:sadak sigle line banani h ya double line...
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POLICE JOKES- A Traffic cop stops a guy for speeding.'I've been waiting all day for you,' says the cop. The guy replies, 'Well I've got here as fast as I can.'
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A man looses evrything bcoz of drinking;
He sees empty beer botles & smashes d 1st one swearing
"u r d reason i dont have a wife",
Smashes 2nd one saying
"u r d reason i dont have a job."
3rd bottle,he notices it was sealed & full of beer,he says
"STAND ASIDE I KNOW U R NOT INVOLVED."
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Girl in da party, to man:
excuse me kya aap mere face se ek cheez hata sakte hain?
man: (khush ho ke) ha bolo
girl: apni kutte jaisi nazar !

A very imp message from God to all men and women-Lying with somebody on bed & screaming
"OH MY GOD..!
OH GOD..!
OH GOD..!"
will not be considered as PRAYER
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Ek aadmi ne zoo me 3 zubaane bolne wala totaa dekha Jo english, hindi aur haryanvi bolta tha.
Usne 3 zubane test karni chahi.
Aadmi- who are u?
Totaa- I am parrot.
Aadmi- Tum koun ho?
Totaa- Mein totaa hoon.
Aadmi - Tu kaun se re?
Totaa- Teri maa ka khasam su saale, ek baar me samajh na aawe ke.
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Saas: Bahu naya chawal aya hai, kaisa hai ?
Bahu: Ekdm apke Ladke jaisa, chadhate hi pak jata hai or pani chhod deta hai, Turant utarna padta hai !
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Bhagwan Ne Aurat Ko
Sunder Bnaya,
khubsurat Dimag Dia
Hirni C Aakhe
Gulab Se Hoth
Pyar Bhara Dil Diya
Fir..
Juban Dekar
Sab Par Pani Fer Diya:-P
:-)
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JOKE OF THE DAY

Teacher: Sb se jyada calcium kis dudh me hai? Boy:16sal ki ladki k dudh me..Q k ispe moo lagao to jism k un hisso mein b jaan aajati hai jisme haddi nahi hoti..

Ma:Beta paper kida hoya?Beta:Bas rehn de ched na darda nu,satho dard sunaya nhi jana.Ma:Te tere veer da?Beta:Eh jo slli-slli aundi e hawa,oh v kite ronda hovega.

SantavKo uska Sasur Jute Mar RahaTha
Man-Q Mar Rahe Ho?
Sasur-maine ise Hospital Se SMS Kiya,TUM BAAP BAN GYE ho.
Isne Apne Sare Doston Ko Frwd kr diya :-)
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Santa made a cal 2 da hospital 2 enquire bou' hiz pregnant wife.But da cal wnt 2 a Crickt stadium. He askd.. 'wat iz da conditn?' Santa hd a heart attck aftr he got da answr.. "7 r olready out.3 more stil 2 cum.first 1 was a duck..!!!
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Husband makes a peg of whisky & shout on wife:
"PEE ISKO" Wife: "Chhiiiiii" "Kitna Kadva hai."?
Husband: "Aur tu sochti hai ki main roz AISH krta hu
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Fighter pilot santa kamyabi k baad apna jahaaj land karne pe bohat khush hua..
Niche utarne pe staff ne usey hatho hath lia aur airman uski wardi utarne me help karne lge..
Santa (fakr se): Aaj maine Pakistan ke 4 jahaaz, 2 helicopter or 1 tank ko mara h..
Airman: Wo sab to theek hai, lekin sir ji apne 1 galti kar di..
Santa :Kaun si galti??
Airman: Bas aap isi khushi me Pakistan me hi land kar gye hain.. @
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Santa plane land hote hi chillane laga-Banglore aaya banglore aaya Balle Balle,
Air hostess-hello sir.B silent.
Santa-Ok, anglore aaya anglore aaya alle alle.
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Jokes
TEASERS- If Some1 asks me whom do I love d most?
I wud sit next to u put my arm around u and aay proudly, I Love Animals Especially this Monkey.
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Mouse Marige song,
CHUHE ka SEHRA suhana lgta h,
CHUHIYA ka to DIL diwana lgta h,
pal bhar me aise Kutarte h kapde,
ab to hr kapda purana lgta he,,,?
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Memories play vry confusing
role in everybody's life;They make u laugh when u remember d time u cried..,But they make u cry when u remember d time u laughed..
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Never kiss a doctor she said next,never kiss a lawyer she said objection,always kiss a teacher she said do it 5 times and revise it tommorow.
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Teacher to Electronics Students
NAADE ko English mai kya kehte hai ?
Student:- P.H.D.
Teacher: Kya Matlab ?
Student - Pejama Holding Device
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2 much funny

आपके मनोरंजन के लिये पेश है यह.....
इसे भी पढ़िये.... अच्छा लगे तो जवाब दीजियेगा।

अमृतसर के पागलखाने में नया मरीज भर्ती किया गया। उसका चेकअप करते हुऐ एक डाक्टर ने कहा कि आप मानसिक रूप से तौ ठीक ठाक लग रहे हैं..... फिर यहां कैसे आ गये।
मरीज बोला डाक्टर मैं ठीक हूं पर बात यह है कि कुछ समय पहले मैंने एक विधवा से शादी की...... उसके एक जवान बेटी थी..... मेरे पिता जी ने उससे शादी कर ली और फिर मेरी पत्नी मेरे पिता जी की सास बन गई। कुछ समय बाद मेरे पिता जी के घर बेटी पैदा हुई और वह मेरी सौतेली बहन बन गई। इसके अलावा वह मेरी नवासी भी थी। क्योंकि मैं उसकी नानी का पति था। अब मेरे घर बेटा हुआ। एक तरफ मेरी सौतेली मां मेरे बेटे की बहन लगती थी क्योंकि वह उसकी मां का बेटा था। दूसरी तरफ वह उसकी दादी लगती थी क्योंकि वह मेरी मां भी थी। इस तरह मेरा बेटा मेरी मां का भाई बन गया। डाक्टर साहब आप सोचो मेरे पिताजी मेरे दामाद और मैं उनका ससुर.... इतना ही नहीं मेरी सौतेली मां मेरे बेटे की बहन यानि मेरा बेटा मेरा मामा और मैं अपने बेटे का भांजा...... तभी अचानक डाक्टर जोर-जोर से रोने लगा और उसने मरीज से पूछा कि मेरे बाप मैं कौन हूं ?
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*.एक दिन राजू के पापा एक रोबोट ले कर आये.

वह रोबोट झूठ पकड़ सकता था और झूठ बोलने वाले को गाल पर खीँच कर चांटा मार देता था.

आज राजू स्कूल से घर देर से आया था... पापा ने पूछा "घर लौटने में देर क्यो हो गयी?"

"आज हमारी एक्स्ट्रा क्लासेस थी" राजू ने जवाब दिया...

रोबोट अचानक अपनी जगह से उछला और जमकर राजू के गाल पर चांटा मार दिया.

पापा हंसकर बोले, "ये रोबोट हर झूठ को पकड़ सकता है और झूठ बोलने वाले को चांटा भी मारता है. अब सच क्या है यह बताओ... कहाँ गए थे?"

"में फिल्म देखने गया था" राजू बोला

"कौन सी फिल्म?" पापा ने कड़ककर पूछा

"हनुमान"
चटाक... अभी राजू की बात पूरी भी नहीं हुई थी की उसके गाल पर रोबोट ने एक जोर का चांटा मारा.

"कौन सी फिल्म?" पापा ने फिर पूछा

"कातिल जवानी."

पापा ग़ुस्से में बोले "शर्म आनी चाहिए तुम्हे. जब में तुम्हारे जितना था तब ऐसी हरकत नहीं किया करता था."

चटाक... रोबोट ने एक चांटा मारा... इस बार पापा के गाल पर.

यह सुनते ही मम्मी किचन में से आते हुए बोली "आख़िर तुम्हारा बेटा है ना... झूठ तो बोलेगा ही"

अब मम्मी की बारी थी... चटाक!
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*.एक बार एक तोता (Bole to Parrot ) उड़ रहा था फुल स्पीड पर ....

उसके सामने फुल स्पीड में एक फेर्रारी आ रही थी ...

दोनों की टक्कर हुई ...

तोता बेहोश ...

रास्ते में एक भिखारी था

उसने तोते को उठाया और घर ले गया ...

उसको मरहम लगाया ..

और पिंजरे में रख दिया ...

जब तोते को होश आया ...


उसने अपने आप को पिंजरे में देखा ...
बोला...
"आईला ... जेल .... व्हो फेर्रारी का ड्राईवर मर गया क्या ??
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*.आज हम एक अजीबो गरीब प्राणी के बारे में पढायेंगे . . . . . . . .

इस जंतु का नाम है "GirlFriend" . . . . . .

ये अक्सर "Boyfriend" के साथ पाई जाती है !

इनका पोस्टिक आहार "Boyfriend" का भेजा होता है !

इनको अक्सर नाराज होने का नाटक करते हुए देखा जा सकता है ! पर अगर पैसे खर्च किये जाये तो फीर नाटक ख़त्म हो जाता है...

इस प्राणी का सबसे खतरनाक हथियार रोना और इमोशनली ब्लैक मेल करना होता है !

गर्ल फ्रेंड से ब्रेक अप पर टेंशन नाम की बीमारी हो जाती है, जिसका कोई इलाज नहीं.. ये ही एक ऐसा प्राणी है जिसपे कोई विस्वास नहीं करता है...

गर्ल फ्रेंड के लिए बॉय फ्रेंड कुछ भी कर सकता है, यहाँ तक की हस्ते हस्ते कुत्ता भी बनता है... इस प्राणी में बहुत सारे अवगुण फीर भी ये प्राणी इतनी आसानी से नहीं मिलता है, ये प्राणी भाव बहुत खाता है, पर इस प्राणी के पास होता कुछ भी नहीं है जो वास्तविक हो जिसपे भाव खाया जा सके..... ये प्राणी नर प्राणी को बर्बाद करने में कोई भी कसर नहीं छोरता
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JOKE OF THE DAY

Pathan Ladki se: I Love you ! Ladki:Tameez se baaat karo Pathan:
Bismilllah Hir rehman Nir Reheeem, with due respect I beg to say that
"I Love you".

*.Santa roz purane Boss k ghar k aage potty karta tha.Boss:aisa kyu karte ho?Santa:Tumhe yeh batane k liye ki tumhari naukri k bina mai bhukha nahi mar raha hu..
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*.10+2 karne k baad papa ne kaha-ab tum kya karna chahti ho.Girl-BBA.Father-bahut accha.Par ye BBA hota kya hai..Girl-'B'oyfriend ki 'B'ike par 'A'ish karna.
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*.Beti-Mom ye husband kya hota hai?Mom-Jab tum badi ho kar ek acchi ladki banogi to tumhe bi ek milega.Beti-Agar acchi ladki nahi bani to?Mom-to fir bahut milenge.
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*.If ever i was rude to u.if ever i was angry wid u..if ever i was misbehaved wid u then dont hesitate juz slap urself...Galti tumhari hi hogi.
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*.Ek survey k anusaar 50% ladkiyo ko shaadi se pahle sex chahiye.or mera Question ye hai ki aisi ladkiya kaha hai..
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*.Man-sir,my wife is missing.Postman-yeh post office hai police station nahi..!Man-kya karu,kahan jau,khushi k maare kuch samajh nahi aa raha..
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*.Husband & wife dono hotel me gaye,To ek ladki ne hello kiya.Wife kaun thi yeh..Husband:Tum plz mera dimaag kharab mat karo!Abhi usko bhi batana hai ki tum kaun ho?
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*.I think that I'm a chicken
Psychiatrist: What's your problem?
Patient: I think I'm a chicken.
Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?
Patient: Ever since I was an egg!
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*.Meeting rules for managers:
1) Never arrive on time, or you will be stamped a beginner.
2) Don't say anything until the meeting is half over; this stamps you as being wise.
3) Be as vague as possible; this prevents irritating the others.
4) When in doubt, suggest that a subcommittee be appointed.
5) Be the first to move for adjournment; this will make you popular - it's what everyone is waiting for.
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*.Why is the number 10 afraid of seven?
Because seven ate nine, and 10 is next.
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*.The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his cheek. "I assume," she snarled, "that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in at six o'clock in the morning?"
"There is." he replied, "Breakfast."
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*.A couple goes to an art gallery. They find a picture of a naked women with only her privates covered with leaves. The wife doesn’t like it and moves on but the huband keeps looking.
The wife asks: "What are you waiting for?"
The husband replies: "Autumn."
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*.A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said: "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen." In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong.
"The bus driver insulted me," she fumed.
The man sympathized and said "Why, he's a public servant and shouldn't say things to insult passengers."
"You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind."
"That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."
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*.You find yourself stuck in a hole with a murderer, a rapist, and a lawyer. You're armed but you only have 2 bullets left, what do you do?
Shoot the lawyer. Twice.
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*.What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common?
They can both smell it but can't eat it.
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*.Chinese: Me not come to work, me sick.
Boss: When I’m sick I have sex with my wife, try it.
Later chinese called back: It worked. Me better. You got nice house!
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*.in the immigrations office at the airport:
- Name?
- Ahmed.
- Sex?
- three times a week.
- no, I mean: male or female?
- Doesnt matter, sometimes even with camel.
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*.A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you’re stupid, stand up!"
After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you’re stupid, Little Johnny?"
"No, ma’am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"
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*.HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN?
Compliment her, cuddle her, kiss her, carees her, love her, stroke her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, wine and dine her, buy gifts for her, listen to her, respect her, stand by her, support her, go to the ends of the earth for her.
HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN?
Arrive naked ... with beer.
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*.9/11 Terrorists Attacks
Musharraf calls Bush on 11th Sept:
Musharraf: Mr President, I would like to express my condolences to you. It is a real tragedy. So many people, such great building... I would like to ensure that we had nothing in connection with that...
Bush: What buildings? What people??
Musharraf: Oh, and what time is it in America now?
Bush: It's Eight in the morning.
Musharraf: Oops...Will call back in an hour!
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*.Ek Ameer Ladki ko School me Garib Parivar pe Essay Likhne ko Kaha Gya.
Essay me usne Likha:
Ek Garib Parivar tha,
Pita Garib,
Maa Garib,
Bache Garib.
Parivar me4 Naukr the,
wo bhi Gareeb.
Car bi Tutti Hui SAFARI thi.Unka Garib Driver Bachon ko Tutti Car me School Chhod K Aata tha.
Bachon K paas Purane N95 Mobile the.
Bache Hafte me 3 bar Hi Chicken Khate the.
Ghar me 4 Hi 2nd Hand A.C. The.
Sara Parivar Badi Mushkil se Aish kar raha thha.....................
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*.STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS:

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??
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Mast msgs

A boy wrote love letter wid his BLOOD to a medical girl & said Khat ka jawab zarur dena.
Girl replied:
Blood group=B+,
Hemoglobin=8,Sugar=ok,
Fees
100Rs
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Ek ladki aur Sardar ko pyar ho gaya.
LADKI: Sardarji aapko meri bilkul parwah nahi hai.
SARDAR: O'Pagli pyar karnewale kisi ki parwah nahi karte.
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Good heart and good nature are two different things, good heart can who many relationship but good nature can sustain life long relationship...
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To
The Principal
School
PUNJAB
Sir
Gal Yeh hai ki school vich
sadda aaj kal dil nahi lagda. Raat nu neend nahi aandi, Qki school vich kudiyan ghat rahi hai, Te saddi class vich 1 vi nahi hai, Jo or class vich hai o sab enni mariyal han ki dekhan nu ji ni karda aur Nakhre te asman pe han, Te Madam v koi khaas
pataka nahi han, Or kuch ni to tusi kam se kam 3-4 sohni kaam valiyan
hi rakh lawo..Twadi vaddi meherwani howangi
URs FAITHFULLY
student
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SMS OF THE DAY

Pati BANGKOK gya. Bahut dino tak nai lauta, to Patni ne SMS kiya:-
"DARLING,waha tum jo KHARID rahe ho,kya main wo yaha BECHNA shuru karu?
Nxt day pati wapis.!

Aise Q hote He?
1.Papa kahte hai beta padhai karke kuch bano to bura lagta H par yahi baat GIRLFRND kahti to lagta H care karti H.
2.GF ke liye Maa-Baap se jooth bolte hai par Maa-Baap ke liye GF se kyon nai
3.GF se shaadi ke liye parents ko chod dete H parents ke liye GF ko kyon nai chod dete
5.GF se roj raat me mobile se poochte H khana khaya ki nai ya kitni roti khaai par kya aaj tak yahi baat parents se poochi
Agr koi mistake ho jaye to unko sudaro
..so care ur parents.
Mata-Pita hi BHAGWAN.
Yaar choudhary
Is Msg Ko itna falayo jitna apne Mata - Pita se PYAR KRTE HO.
I LOVE MY Mom AND Dad

Best MOM in the world is Punjabi MOM who never let her child cry.whenever she see tears in her baby's eyes,she says "Hun rona aape band karenga k main aavan".
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A Gal checks her Lover's Mob 2 know wich name he has saved HER No: wen dialed it showed. . . . . . TIME PASS NO.8 - calling
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BUDDY JOKES- Gangu- Hey Changu. U r sweating so much while painting.
Why don't u remove ur jacket?
Changu- It says on the tin to apply 2 coats.
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Women live a Better, Longer and Peaceful Life!!!
Why?
Very Simple..
A women does not have a Girl Friend or Wife..
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LITTLE PAPPU
TEACHER-Where was the PEACE TREATY signed?
PAPPU-At the bottom of the paper.
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Maths teacher askd JOHNY- "If u hav 12 chocolates n u give 5 2 DONA, 3 2 ALICE n 4 2 ROMA, wat wil u get?" JOHNY "Sir! 3 new gal friends..!!"
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FUN
HEIGHTS of mixed emotions?
Your mother-in-law driving over a steep cliff in your brand new car.
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LITTLE PAPPU
TEACHER-Please turn on ur computer
And click MY COMPUTER
PAPPU-Where Is YOUR COMPUTER?
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LITTLE KUKI
TEACHER-Make a sentence using beans. CHIMPU-My father grows BEANS.
KUKI-We are all HUMAN BEANS.
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LITTLE KUKI
TEACHER-Hitler said nothing is impossible.
KUKI-OK Sir, please ask him to take out all the toothpaste and put it back in the tube again.
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Zindagi ka Sabse Khatarnak Stunt: !Talvaar ki Tez Dhaar Par Nangi Gaand se Fisalna. Aur Phir Lund SeBreak Marna. Kya hua?Sochte hi Gaand Phat Gayi
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Akbar: Tum ghanti bajake puja karte ho ,Bhagwan kya sote rehte hai?
Birbal: hujur aap g**and uthake namaz padte ho, Allah kya g**and marne aate hai.
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Her lady Sex k Time alag-alg bat krti h
Nokrni-Jldi kro malkin aa jaegi
Padosn-Dhire kro awaz bahr Na jai
Premika-thoda or kro
Biwi-Pankha kitna gnda ho gya
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JOKE OF THE DAY

What is common between moov & l*nd
Dono ander tak jaye garmahat dilaay arram dilaay
Ah... Se Ahhaaa..... Tak
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(';') __ //\ \
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Ohh!!
ahh!
sss..
Ab uth jao..
aur ainda se message karte rehna.
Nahi to fir se g*and marlunga, samjhe?

Name of some sex minister of our neighbour countries
Pakistan : Shake my boob
Russia : Zabardasti boobs press ki
Sri Lanka: Suck My lingam
America: Le jhar le
China: Gaand sung lee
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MARRIAGE CARD:Mrs.bra n mr. Langot singh requst ur presence 4 the mariage of their son
L*ND KISHORE
With
CH*T KUMARI
(d/o mrs. N mr.g*andu singh r/o gandimendu)
VENUE:
Shanti bai ka kotha ch*udai wala lawn
FUNCTIONS:
Boobs dabai-16AUGUST
Chumma chati-17august
CH*ODUM CH*UDAI-18AUGUST
RSPV:
Ghanta singh(mama)
(.....)
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women Luv gold more than men? . . . . . . Because gold has 24 carrot whereas man has only one carrot.
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U loose 90 calories after a 30 minute Walk.. AND U loose 160 calories after 3 minutes of Sex...Time Aapka.. Faisla Aapka.... WALKING ya THOKKING...??
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Ladki k Boobs jitne bade honge,
Uski Sundrta utni badti hai,
Tabhi to kabir ne kaha-
Choti Chuchi dekh k diya Kabira roy,
Aise b kis kam k jo DABA sake na koi...
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2 Ladies CAR Driving Seekh rahi thi.
Unke Pati:YAAR meri BiWi to RAAT ko GEAR SAMAJH kar HiLATi rahi. DUSRA: meri BiWi to PANTY KHOL kar boli 200 ka DAAL do.
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Patni-Aap Ne Mere BO*OBs Muh Me Le-Le Kr Bahut Bade Kar Diye Hai
Pati-Pagli, Agar Is Tarah Hota To Aaj Mera L*ND Mere Ghutne Tak Latak Gaya Hota..
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Bra Me Parvat Milta He Panty Me Khaai Milti He Lakh Dard Ho Magar Parvat Pr Chade Bina Raha Nhi Jata or Khaai Me Gire Bina Maza Ni Aata.
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Adult poem..:
Mohini aao khelenge,
Nahi aap hamari le lenge.
Yhi to pyar ki kasauti hai,
Nahi,abhi to meri bahut chhoti hai.
Dekh tere liye is dil me kitna pyar bhara hai,
Nhi mjhe pata hai aapka bahut bada hai.
Dekh ye tera husn aur nikhaar dega,
Ji nahi,ye to meri buri trah phaad dega!
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Kaam wali bai ko 1 din condom mila, Bai: Maalkin ye kya h Maalkin: tere gaon mein sex nahi karte kya? Bai: karte hain pr itna nahi ki khal utr jaye.
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*Just like F*CK, we Indians also hv a universal versatile word -B*HENCHOD
As a NOUN-wo 1 b*henchod hai.
As a VERB-zyada b*henchody mat kar.
As an ADJECTV- b*henchod launda hai
Now 4 different emotions-
ANGER- Bhak b*henchod.--
FRUSTRATION- Sab chu*tiye hain sale b*henchod.
SHOCK- Oye Behenchod !!
ACCEPTANCE-sahi hai b*henchod
REJECTION-g*and marao b*henchod
FEAR-ab kya hoga b*henchod?
JOY - Sabki B*henchod di.
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*Interview board. What's ur wife's name? Snta:Bubbly. INTERVIEW BOARD:What's her whole name? SNTA:Hole ka naam to rkha nhi, Hm to pyar se f*di f*udi bolte hai.
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JOKE OF THE DAY

Bus driver k peache baitha ek baccha shor kr raha tha.
Ager meri maa hathni or bap hathi hota to main chota hathi hota!
Ager meri maa cow or bap bull hota to main chota bull hota.
Is terhan janwaro k naam lieye,
Itne main Bus driver ghusse main bola,
ager teri maa randi or bap gandu hota to tu kya hota?
Bacha: BUS DRIVER!!

Santa ki Accident Me L*ulli Toot Gyi Dr.Ne Hathi Ki Soond Lagai
Aftr 1 Mnth Santa Bola-Baki Thik Hai Bus Jahan Hare Patte Dikhte Hai Tod k G*and Me Daal Deta Hai.

*Q:Who is stronger, Man Or Woman? A:A woman bcos she lifts 2 mountains on her chest while a man lifts 2stones with the help of a crane.
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*Sexual Thoughts of the day.Its not the length, its not the size,its how many times u can make it rise!its not how well it fits but how often u can make it spit.
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*Wedding night ki subah Dulhe ne Dulhan se Pocha.“Kesa Mehsoos ker rahi ho?“Dulhan: Aap ne to mujhe Kallu dhobi ki yaad dila di.
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*Indian cricket team or toilet me common kya hai……? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?Are yaar Dhoni yahan bhi hai or Dhoni wahan bhi hai….. . . .ha ha ha ha
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*Boy2sales Girl:give a condom?
SalesGirl:Can I touch ur Pens 4 size?Boy:ok.SalesGirl:Give him “M“ size,wait..Give “L‘wait..Give ‘XL‘
oh shitt.Give me a tissue paper.
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*Dulhay ne 1st nite dulhan ki ankh par kiss ki aur bola“ankhain shakhsiat ki kitab hoti hai”
dulhan: tum kitabo may khoye ho nichay Library me aag lagi hoi hai..
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Santa ki wife ki delivry hui
Nurse tanke laga rhi thi.
Santa hopelessly standing behind window and asked the nurse-
"Ssh ssh sister, Puri to nahi silogi.?"
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Beti: mummy,aap ke jmaane mein 10-10 bache kyon hote they..???
Mummy: Beti..hamare time pe..
Ye munh mein Lene wala riwaz nahi tha na...
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