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Thursday, July 22, 2010
Adult Sms
Zindagi ka Sabse Khatarnak Stunt: !Talvaar ki Tez Dhaar Par Nangi Gaand se Fisalna. Aur Phir Lund SeBreak Marna. Kya hua?Sochte hi Gaand Phat Gayi
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Akbar: Tum ghanti bajake puja karte ho ,Bhagwan kya sote rehte hai?
Birbal: hujur aap g**and uthake namaz padte ho, Allah kya g**and marne aate hai.
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Her lady Sex k Time alag-alg bat krti h
Nokrni-Jldi kro malkin aa jaegi
Padosn-Dhire kro awaz bahr Na jai
Premika-thoda or kro
Biwi-Pankha kitna gnda ho gya
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What is common between moov & l*nd
Dono ander tak jaye garmahat dilaay arram dilaay
Ah... Se Ahhaaa..... Tak
,,,
(',")
(';') __ //\ \
_/_/ <<\~/_ /_
Ohh!!
ahh!
sss..
Ab uth jao..
aur ainda se message karte rehna.
Nahi to fir se g*and marlunga, samjhe?
Name of some sex minister of our neighbour countries
Pakistan : Shake my boob
Russia : Zabardasti boobs press ki
Sri Lanka: Suck My lingam
America: Le jhar le
China: Gaand sung lee
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MARRIAGE CARD:Mrs.bra n mr. Langot singh requst ur presence 4 the mariage of their son
L*ND KISHORE
With
CH*T KUMARI
(d/o mrs. N mr.g*andu singh r/o gandimendu)
VENUE:
Shanti bai ka kotha ch*udai wala lawn
FUNCTIONS:
Boobs dabai-16AUGUST
Chumma chati-17august
CH*ODUM CH*UDAI-18AUGUST
RSPV:
Ghanta singh(mama)
(.....)
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women Luv gold more than men? . . . . . . Because gold has 24 carrot whereas man has only one carrot.
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U loose 90 calories after a 30 minute Walk.. AND U loose 160 calories after 3 minutes of Sex...Time Aapka.. Faisla Aapka.... WALKING ya THOKKING...??
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Ladki k Boobs jitne bade honge,
Uski Sundrta utni badti hai,
Tabhi to kabir ne kaha-
Choti Chuchi dekh k diya Kabira roy,
Aise b kis kam k jo DABA sake na koi...
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2 Ladies CAR Driving Seekh rahi thi.
Unke Pati:YAAR meri BiWi to RAAT ko GEAR SAMAJH kar HiLATi rahi. DUSRA: meri BiWi to PANTY KHOL kar boli 200 ka DAAL do.
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Patni-Aap Ne Mere BO*OBs Muh Me Le-Le Kr Bahut Bade Kar Diye Hai
Pati-Pagli, Agar Is Tarah Hota To Aaj Mera L*ND Mere Ghutne Tak Latak Gaya Hota..
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Bra Me Parvat Milta He Panty Me Khaai Milti He Lakh Dard Ho Magar Parvat Pr Chade Bina Raha Nhi Jata or Khaai Me Gire Bina Maza Ni Aata.
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Akbar: Tum ghanti bajake puja karte ho ,Bhagwan kya sote rehte hai?
Birbal: hujur aap g**and uthake namaz padte ho, Allah kya g**and marne aate hai.
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Her lady Sex k Time alag-alg bat krti h
Nokrni-Jldi kro malkin aa jaegi
Padosn-Dhire kro awaz bahr Na jai
Premika-thoda or kro
Biwi-Pankha kitna gnda ho gya
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JOKE OF THE DAY
What is common between moov & l*nd
Dono ander tak jaye garmahat dilaay arram dilaay
Ah... Se Ahhaaa..... Tak
,,,
(',")
(';') __ //\ \
_/_/ <<\~/_ /_
Ohh!!
ahh!
sss..
Ab uth jao..
aur ainda se message karte rehna.
Nahi to fir se g*and marlunga, samjhe?
Name of some sex minister of our neighbour countries
Pakistan : Shake my boob
Russia : Zabardasti boobs press ki
Sri Lanka: Suck My lingam
America: Le jhar le
China: Gaand sung lee
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MARRIAGE CARD:Mrs.bra n mr. Langot singh requst ur presence 4 the mariage of their son
L*ND KISHORE
With
CH*T KUMARI
(d/o mrs. N mr.g*andu singh r/o gandimendu)
VENUE:
Shanti bai ka kotha ch*udai wala lawn
FUNCTIONS:
Boobs dabai-16AUGUST
Chumma chati-17august
CH*ODUM CH*UDAI-18AUGUST
RSPV:
Ghanta singh(mama)
(.....)
--------------------------
women Luv gold more than men? . . . . . . Because gold has 24 carrot whereas man has only one carrot.
--------------------------
U loose 90 calories after a 30 minute Walk.. AND U loose 160 calories after 3 minutes of Sex...Time Aapka.. Faisla Aapka.... WALKING ya THOKKING...??
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Ladki k Boobs jitne bade honge,
Uski Sundrta utni badti hai,
Tabhi to kabir ne kaha-
Choti Chuchi dekh k diya Kabira roy,
Aise b kis kam k jo DABA sake na koi...
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2 Ladies CAR Driving Seekh rahi thi.
Unke Pati:YAAR meri BiWi to RAAT ko GEAR SAMAJH kar HiLATi rahi. DUSRA: meri BiWi to PANTY KHOL kar boli 200 ka DAAL do.
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Patni-Aap Ne Mere BO*OBs Muh Me Le-Le Kr Bahut Bade Kar Diye Hai
Pati-Pagli, Agar Is Tarah Hota To Aaj Mera L*ND Mere Ghutne Tak Latak Gaya Hota..
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Bra Me Parvat Milta He Panty Me Khaai Milti He Lakh Dard Ho Magar Parvat Pr Chade Bina Raha Nhi Jata or Khaai Me Gire Bina Maza Ni Aata.
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