Adult sms

Adult poem..:
Mohini aao khelenge,
Nahi aap hamari le lenge.
Yhi to pyar ki kasauti hai,
Nahi,abhi to meri bahut chhoti hai.
Dekh tere liye is dil me kitna pyar bhara hai,
Nhi mjhe pata hai aapka bahut bada hai.
Dekh ye tera husn aur nikhaar dega,
Ji nahi,ye to meri buri trah phaad dega!
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Kaam wali bai ko 1 din condom mila, Bai: Maalkin ye kya h Maalkin: tere gaon mein sex nahi karte kya? Bai: karte hain pr itna nahi ki khal utr jaye.
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*Just like F*CK, we Indians also hv a universal versatile word -B*HENCHOD
As a NOUN-wo 1 b*henchod hai.
As a VERB-zyada b*henchody mat kar.
As an ADJECTV- b*henchod launda hai
Now 4 different emotions-
ANGER- Bhak b*henchod.--
FRUSTRATION- Sab chu*tiye hain sale b*henchod.
SHOCK- Oye Behenchod !!
ACCEPTANCE-sahi hai b*henchod
REJECTION-g*and marao b*henchod
FEAR-ab kya hoga b*henchod?
JOY - Sabki B*henchod di.
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*Interview board. What's ur wife's name? Snta:Bubbly. INTERVIEW BOARD:What's her whole name? SNTA:Hole ka naam to rkha nhi, Hm to pyar se f*di f*udi bolte hai.
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JOKE OF THE DAY

Bus driver k peache baitha ek baccha shor kr raha tha.
Ager meri maa hathni or bap hathi hota to main chota hathi hota!
Ager meri maa cow or bap bull hota to main chota bull hota.
Is terhan janwaro k naam lieye,
Itne main Bus driver ghusse main bola,
ager teri maa randi or bap gandu hota to tu kya hota?
Bacha: BUS DRIVER!!

Santa ki Accident Me L*ulli Toot Gyi Dr.Ne Hathi Ki Soond Lagai
Aftr 1 Mnth Santa Bola-Baki Thik Hai Bus Jahan Hare Patte Dikhte Hai Tod k G*and Me Daal Deta Hai.

*Q:Who is stronger, Man Or Woman? A:A woman bcos she lifts 2 mountains on her chest while a man lifts 2stones with the help of a crane.
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*Sexual Thoughts of the day.Its not the length, its not the size,its how many times u can make it rise!its not how well it fits but how often u can make it spit.
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*Wedding night ki subah Dulhe ne Dulhan se Pocha.“Kesa Mehsoos ker rahi ho?“Dulhan: Aap ne to mujhe Kallu dhobi ki yaad dila di.
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*Indian cricket team or toilet me common kya hai……? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?Are yaar Dhoni yahan bhi hai or Dhoni wahan bhi hai….. . . .ha ha ha ha
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*Boy2sales Girl:give a condom?
SalesGirl:Can I touch ur Pens 4 size?Boy:ok.SalesGirl:Give him “M“ size,wait..Give “L‘wait..Give ‘XL‘
oh shitt.Give me a tissue paper.
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*Dulhay ne 1st nite dulhan ki ankh par kiss ki aur bola“ankhain shakhsiat ki kitab hoti hai”
dulhan: tum kitabo may khoye ho nichay Library me aag lagi hoi hai..
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Santa ki wife ki delivry hui
Nurse tanke laga rhi thi.
Santa hopelessly standing behind window and asked the nurse-
"Ssh ssh sister, Puri to nahi silogi.?"
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Beti: mummy,aap ke jmaane mein 10-10 bache kyon hote they..???
Mummy: Beti..hamare time pe..
Ye munh mein Lene wala riwaz nahi tha na...
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