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Tumahre Har Gunaah Ki Maafi Hai,
Tum Jo Roye To Bahut Na insafi hai,
Tumahri ankho me na aaye kabhi PANEE,
Kyuki BAHNE k liy to TUMAHRI NAK HI kafi hai.:-);-)
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For the first time in the history of messages...
"3D" message in your mobile...See and enjoy...
And remember,I was d first to send it..
D D D
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Thought for the Day-
"Garmi Or bezzati Jitni Mehsoos kroge utni jada lagegi.."
So Be Brave & Be Besharm!!
EnJoy ur life..hink Hatke..
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JOKE OF THE DAY

Love_Letter frm punjaban to husband. O mere dil de chain, tere piche kutte pain, Tu luteya mere dil da chain, rabb kare tenu keede pain, Tere nain bade nashile, jive jharu de tille, Tu mere dil vich eddan vasea, jive chikad vich saand fasea, jane jigar jane tamana, edhar aa terian lattan bhanna.

Gaon me tatti,
Shehar ME latring,
Hinduo ME sandas,
Muslimo ME pakhana.
Naam anek pr maal ek,
Roop rang anek pr khushbu 1.
Anekta me 'ekta' Tatti ki visheshta.
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Beta Baap se- papa ji Apki Chain Khuli hui hai...
Baap:-Sab ke Samne Chain nahi bolte bete.... Makeup Box Bola karo..
Beta:- Achha Papa ji Apna Make-up box band kar lo,apki lipstick dikh rahi hai
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FUN WITH CHANGU
Did you here what Changu said when he was invited to a BARbeCUE?
'No thanks I don't want to wait in line for a hair cut.'
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Pakistan me twin babies paida huye to saas apni bahu ko boli, "Lo btao, hamare pakistan ki haalat dekh kar ab bachhe bhi akele aate huye darte hain...!!"
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MCDONALD
SHAYRI:
Kabutar ne kar di Burgar pe Shit...
Wah Wah
Kabutar ne kar di Burgar pe Shit...
& U r Still Saying I m Loving It.
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Teacher: Write an esay on "If I Was a Millionair"
Every1 started writing bt nt 1boy.
Tcher:Y dont u begin?
Boy:Waiting 4 my secretary!
Dats attitude..
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Pappu ki master se hui ladai
Master ne ki pappu ki dhulai
Pappu ka garam hua khoon
Gaya kabristan aur kabr pe master ki photo tang k likh diya"COMING soon...!!
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Smile 2 old means
Respct,
Smile 2 child means Innocnce,
Smile 2 frnd means
Care,
Smile infrnt of mobile means
puttar chakkar koi or hai. :-)
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The best prank call ever:
"Hello, dominos..??"
"yes sir, how may I help you..??"
"give me Pizza Hut's number!!" :-D :-P
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Doctor: Mrs. Taniya good news for you.Taniya: What do you mean Mrs. Taniya ?.. I am Miss Taniya.Doctor: Oh....!! Sorry Miss Taniya, bad news for you..
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Nice Line :-Agar Aap Ek Pencil Ban Kar Kisi Ki Khushiya Nhi Likh Skte To..Koshish Karo Ki 1 Acha Rubber Ban K Kisi K Gum Mita do.
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Changu is wearing one red sock and one blue one sock. Gangu- 'That's an unusual combination. Changu- No. I've got another pair just like it at home.'
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