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Tuesday, July 20, 2010
*New*sms*
Om namah SHIVAY, Om sai RAM, Wahe GURU, Jai shri KRISHNA, Jai MATA di
Daro mat!
10-20 logon ko forward nahi karna hai..
Khud hi jap le
"PAAPI":-)
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Phele nara tha pakistan jindabad ab hai pakistan se jinda bhaag.
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Pujari ne apni girlfriend k kandhe pe 1st time haath rakkha aur bahut dhire se nervously bola: "I love u..".
Girlfriend- "Jor se Bolo''.
Pujari: JAY MATA Di.
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Mandir ke bahar chapal rakhne me or miss call dene me kya common hai?
socho
socho
Nhi pata chala
dono me darr laga rahta hai k KOI UTHA NA Le.
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Beauty of ENGLISH Ever noticed how deleting one word after the other in a sentence can lead to a nice story? Here's an example: "Oh John plz dont touch me at all..!"
"Oh John plz dont touch me at..!"
"Oh John plz dont touch..!"
"Oh John plz dont..!"
"Oh John plz...!"
"oh John..!"
"Ohhh!!!!!!":)
Nach meri bulbul TUJHE paisa milega
wa wa
Nach meri bulbul TUJHE paisa milega
Hum CID se hai koi apni jagah se nhi HILEGA.:-P
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Satyavachan : Agar Ghee Seedi Ungli Se Na Nikle To
Ghee ko Garam Kar Lo......
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There were 2 friends
Jo and Wo
One day Jo get scared by just watching snake & Wo died
Why wo died?jo dar gaya Wo mar gaya.
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Behind every FAIL student there is a Hot girlfriend & what about a TOPPER ??? ? ? ? A Beautiful Teacher!
Jiski wajh se usne sari clases attend ki thi.
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DOCTOR JOKES
'Doctor, will this ointment clear up my spots?'
'I can't say.' Replies the Doc, 'I never make RASH promises.'
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MUSAFIR : Beta Aap Mujhe Thoda Sa Pani Pila Denge?
BACHA: Agar Lassi Ho Jaye To...?
MUSAFIR : Tab To Bohat Hi Achcha Hai..
Bachcha lassi le aya.
Musafir Ne 5 pyale Lassi Peene K Baad Bache Se Pucha: Kya Tumhare Ghar Me Koi Lassi Nahi Peeta??
BACHA : Peete To Sub Hain, Lekin Aaj Lassi Me MENDAK Gir Gaya Tha or ussi me mar gya tha.
Musafir Ne gusse me Pyala Zameen Par De Mara...
Bachcha Rote Hue Bola,:
"Mummy Inhone Pyala Tod Diya. Ab Hum kutte ko Paani kisme pilayenge.
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Daro mat!
10-20 logon ko forward nahi karna hai..
Khud hi jap le
"PAAPI":-)
--------------------------
Phele nara tha pakistan jindabad ab hai pakistan se jinda bhaag.
--------------------------
Pujari ne apni girlfriend k kandhe pe 1st time haath rakkha aur bahut dhire se nervously bola: "I love u..".
Girlfriend- "Jor se Bolo''.
Pujari: JAY MATA Di.
--------------------------
Mandir ke bahar chapal rakhne me or miss call dene me kya common hai?
socho
socho
Nhi pata chala
dono me darr laga rahta hai k KOI UTHA NA Le.
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JOKE OF THE DAY
Beauty of ENGLISH Ever noticed how deleting one word after the other in a sentence can lead to a nice story? Here's an example: "Oh John plz dont touch me at all..!"
"Oh John plz dont touch me at..!"
"Oh John plz dont touch..!"
"Oh John plz dont..!"
"Oh John plz...!"
"oh John..!"
"Ohhh!!!!!!":)
Nach meri bulbul TUJHE paisa milega
wa wa
Nach meri bulbul TUJHE paisa milega
Hum CID se hai koi apni jagah se nhi HILEGA.:-P
--------------------------
Satyavachan : Agar Ghee Seedi Ungli Se Na Nikle To
Ghee ko Garam Kar Lo......
-------------------------
There were 2 friends
Jo and Wo
One day Jo get scared by just watching snake & Wo died
Why wo died?jo dar gaya Wo mar gaya.
-------------------------
Behind every FAIL student there is a Hot girlfriend & what about a TOPPER ??? ? ? ? A Beautiful Teacher!
Jiski wajh se usne sari clases attend ki thi.
-------------------------
DOCTOR JOKES
'Doctor, will this ointment clear up my spots?'
'I can't say.' Replies the Doc, 'I never make RASH promises.'
-------------------------
MUSAFIR : Beta Aap Mujhe Thoda Sa Pani Pila Denge?
BACHA: Agar Lassi Ho Jaye To...?
MUSAFIR : Tab To Bohat Hi Achcha Hai..
Bachcha lassi le aya.
Musafir Ne 5 pyale Lassi Peene K Baad Bache Se Pucha: Kya Tumhare Ghar Me Koi Lassi Nahi Peeta??
BACHA : Peete To Sub Hain, Lekin Aaj Lassi Me MENDAK Gir Gaya Tha or ussi me mar gya tha.
Musafir Ne gusse me Pyala Zameen Par De Mara...
Bachcha Rote Hue Bola,:
"Mummy Inhone Pyala Tod Diya. Ab Hum kutte ko Paani kisme pilayenge.
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