sms in news

Mil jati hai kitno ko khushi,
Mit jate hai kitno ke gum.
Msgs isliye bhejte hai hum,
taki dur rehkar bhi,
"HAMARI"
dehshat na ho kam!!
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JUST SEE THE SKY,ALL STARS R BLINKING EXEPT 1 CUTE STAR THT IS BUSY IN READING MY SMS ...
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Na Mom Ki MarSe
Na Dad k AtyacharSe
Na Dosto Ki FatkarSe
Na Ladki k InkarSe
Na Chaplo Ki Bochhar Se
Ladke Darte H To Bas"Rakhi" K Tyohar Se
"COMING SOON"
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JOKE OF THE DAY

Luv n frendshp r walking in a village.
Luv falls down in a well.
Y?
coz luv is blind.
Frendshp also jumps inside.
Y?
Aiven
Fukri !!
Mother:main jithe v paise rakhdi hn,eh munda sare e chk lainda a..
Hun dasso mai paise kithe rakha..?
Father: kanjar di kitab ch rakh de, jma ni hath launda..0

Let's celebreat Men's day:
"Bechara mard"
Agar aurat pr hath uthaye to zalim,
aur pit jaye to buzdil.
Aurat ko kisi k sath dekh k ladai kare to jealous aur chup rhe to
be-gairat,
Ghr se bhar rhe to awara,
aur ghar me rahe to nakara,
Bacho ko dante to zulmi,
na dante to
la-prwah,
Aurat ko servic se roke to
shakki-mizaz,
na roke to aurat ki kamai par jeene wala
Bechara Mard kare to kya kare.
Janhit Main Jaari
"Nari Hai Atyachari"
save the man.
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PJ DEEJAY
DOCTOR-Ur suffering from depression
Dont keep anything with u that worries u a lot.
DEEJAY-Ok,I just threw away ur bill.
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1 girl 1 Smile
1 Smile 1 Meeting
1 Meeting 1 Propose
1 Propose 1 Love
1 Love 1 Marriage
1 Marriage
111111
Problems
So avoid 1'st smiLe..
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Customer:Ye Cow Kitne Ki Hai?
Salesman:500Rs
Coustmer:Itni Sasti?
SalesMAN:China Ki Hai Koi Gurantee Nahi, Ho Sakta Hai Kal Se Bhonkna Shuru Karde...
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if done with a virgin,
"Science", if done with a fertile woman,
"Business transaction", if done with a prostitute,
"Social work", if done with a divorced
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"Cutest Proposal in Lkg class"
Boy:kya tu melko apna address degi??
Girl: par ku?
Boy:1 din balaatt lekal aaunga..!!
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2 campers are attacked by a bear & start running. 1 stops to put on shoes. Other says- U can't run faster than bear. He says - I only need to run faster than u.
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Two Seater Helicopter crashed on a "KABRISTAN" in PUNJAB.
Next day's News:- PUNJAB Me Hawai jahaj gira,
Sardaro ne 250 laashe dhund nikali, aur talash jari hai..?
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