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A boy wrote love letter wid his BLOOD to a medical girl & said Khat ka jawab zarur dena.
Girl replied:
Blood group=B+,
Hemoglobin=8,Sugar=ok,
Fees
100Rs
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Ek ladki aur Sardar ko pyar ho gaya.
LADKI: Sardarji aapko meri bilkul parwah nahi hai.
SARDAR: O'Pagli pyar karnewale kisi ki parwah nahi karte.
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Good heart and good nature are two different things, good heart can who many relationship but good nature can sustain life long relationship...
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To
The Principal
School
PUNJAB
Sir
Gal Yeh hai ki school vich
sadda aaj kal dil nahi lagda. Raat nu neend nahi aandi, Qki school vich kudiyan ghat rahi hai, Te saddi class vich 1 vi nahi hai, Jo or class vich hai o sab enni mariyal han ki dekhan nu ji ni karda aur Nakhre te asman pe han, Te Madam v koi khaas
pataka nahi han, Or kuch ni to tusi kam se kam 3-4 sohni kaam valiyan
hi rakh lawo..Twadi vaddi meherwani howangi
URs FAITHFULLY
student
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SMS OF THE DAY

Pati BANGKOK gya. Bahut dino tak nai lauta, to Patni ne SMS kiya:-
"DARLING,waha tum jo KHARID rahe ho,kya main wo yaha BECHNA shuru karu?
Nxt day pati wapis.!

Aise Q hote He?
1.Papa kahte hai beta padhai karke kuch bano to bura lagta H par yahi baat GIRLFRND kahti to lagta H care karti H.
2.GF ke liye Maa-Baap se jooth bolte hai par Maa-Baap ke liye GF se kyon nai
3.GF se shaadi ke liye parents ko chod dete H parents ke liye GF ko kyon nai chod dete
5.GF se roj raat me mobile se poochte H khana khaya ki nai ya kitni roti khaai par kya aaj tak yahi baat parents se poochi
Agr koi mistake ho jaye to unko sudaro
..so care ur parents.
Mata-Pita hi BHAGWAN.
Yaar choudhary
Is Msg Ko itna falayo jitna apne Mata - Pita se PYAR KRTE HO.
I LOVE MY Mom AND Dad

Best MOM in the world is Punjabi MOM who never let her child cry.whenever she see tears in her baby's eyes,she says "Hun rona aape band karenga k main aavan".
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A Gal checks her Lover's Mob 2 know wich name he has saved HER No: wen dialed it showed. . . . . . TIME PASS NO.8 - calling
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BUDDY JOKES- Gangu- Hey Changu. U r sweating so much while painting.
Why don't u remove ur jacket?
Changu- It says on the tin to apply 2 coats.
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Women live a Better, Longer and Peaceful Life!!!
Why?
Very Simple..
A women does not have a Girl Friend or Wife..
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LITTLE PAPPU
TEACHER-Where was the PEACE TREATY signed?
PAPPU-At the bottom of the paper.
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Maths teacher askd JOHNY- "If u hav 12 chocolates n u give 5 2 DONA, 3 2 ALICE n 4 2 ROMA, wat wil u get?" JOHNY "Sir! 3 new gal friends..!!"
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FUN
HEIGHTS of mixed emotions?
Your mother-in-law driving over a steep cliff in your brand new car.
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LITTLE PAPPU
TEACHER-Please turn on ur computer
And click MY COMPUTER
PAPPU-Where Is YOUR COMPUTER?
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LITTLE KUKI
TEACHER-Make a sentence using beans. CHIMPU-My father grows BEANS.
KUKI-We are all HUMAN BEANS.
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LITTLE KUKI
TEACHER-Hitler said nothing is impossible.
KUKI-OK Sir, please ask him to take out all the toothpaste and put it back in the tube again.
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