Mast Laughing

Attitude rocks.
"I Failed in some subjects in xam,but my frnd pased in all. Nw, he is an engineer in microsoft & i am the owner of microsoft"-Bill gates
Believe in urself...
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Doctr-tabiyat kaisi hai
Santa-pehle se zyada khrab hai
Doc-dawai kha li thi
Santa:nai dawai ki sheeshi bhari hui thi
Dr-i mean dawai le li thi
Santa-ji apne di mne le li.
Dr-bewkoof dwai pee li thi?
santa-nai dwai to lal thi...
Dr-abe pagal dwai ko pee lia tha? santa-nai peelia to mjhe tha :-)
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1 murde se jab uski dastan puchhi gai to usne kuchh is tarah bayan ki- hume to apno ne luta gairo me kahan dum tha,
Meri haddi bhi waha tuti jahan hospital band tha,
Mujhe woh ambulance mili jisme petrol kam tha,
Mujhe rikshe me bithaya kyonki kiraya kam tha,
Mujhe Dr. ne uthaya narso me kaha dum tha,
Mujhe jis bed par litaya uske niche bam tha,
Mujhe bam ne udaya goli me kanha dam tha,
Mujhe sadak par he dafnaya kyonki kabristan me bhi function tha...
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Santa Cricket Khel Kar Aaya.
Banta:Kitne Run Banaye?
Santa:Century Hone Me 99 Run Baki The Or me Out Ho Gya.
Banta: shit Yar.
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Consequences of American life style..
wife rushed in 2 house screaming her husband-"Darlng, Come quick.. Ur kids n my kids r beating our Kids.!!"
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JOKE OF THE DAY

Diff.between new couples & old couples? New couples "LIPS"mila k sote h,or old couples "HIPS" mila k..

Definition of Cigarette - A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other.

Lady 2 dentist: Oooh.. daant nikalwane se to pregnant hona jada aasan hota hai.
Dentist: jaldi soch lo fir me chair usi hisaab se set karunga....!!!!!
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Pati k Marne k Next day,Wife Ne Paper Me Ad diya
"Antim Sanskar Me Shamil Hue Sab Logo Ko Thanx"
FROM:
REENA(32)
Height-5'4",36/24/36 Gora Rang
*Bacche Nhi hai
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A VERY FUNNY QUOTE
"Come like a Racer,
Sit like a Yogi,
&
Go like a King...!
Nw u'll ask "Whats funny?
This slogan was written on a....
TOILET DOOR
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man:bhagwan india se america tak sadak bna do.
God: kyu....
man:vaha mera beta rehta h or meri wife uske paas jana chahti h..
God:ye mushkil h or kuch mango..
man: meri wife ki budhhi badal do..
God:sadak sigle line banani h ya double line...
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POLICE JOKES- A Traffic cop stops a guy for speeding.'I've been waiting all day for you,' says the cop. The guy replies, 'Well I've got here as fast as I can.'
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A man looses evrything bcoz of drinking;
He sees empty beer botles & smashes d 1st one swearing
"u r d reason i dont have a wife",
Smashes 2nd one saying
"u r d reason i dont have a job."
3rd bottle,he notices it was sealed & full of beer,he says
"STAND ASIDE I KNOW U R NOT INVOLVED."
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Girl in da party, to man:
excuse me kya aap mere face se ek cheez hata sakte hain?
man: (khush ho ke) ha bolo
girl: apni kutte jaisi nazar !

A very imp message from God to all men and women-Lying with somebody on bed & screaming
"OH MY GOD..!
OH GOD..!
OH GOD..!"
will not be considered as PRAYER
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Ek aadmi ne zoo me 3 zubaane bolne wala totaa dekha Jo english, hindi aur haryanvi bolta tha.
Usne 3 zubane test karni chahi.
Aadmi- who are u?
Totaa- I am parrot.
Aadmi- Tum koun ho?
Totaa- Mein totaa hoon.
Aadmi - Tu kaun se re?
Totaa- Teri maa ka khasam su saale, ek baar me samajh na aawe ke.
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Saas: Bahu naya chawal aya hai, kaisa hai ?
Bahu: Ekdm apke Ladke jaisa, chadhate hi pak jata hai or pani chhod deta hai, Turant utarna padta hai !
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Bhagwan Ne Aurat Ko
Sunder Bnaya,
khubsurat Dimag Dia
Hirni C Aakhe
Gulab Se Hoth
Pyar Bhara Dil Diya
Fir..
Juban Dekar
Sab Par Pani Fer Diya:-P
:-)
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JOKE OF THE DAY

Teacher: Sb se jyada calcium kis dudh me hai? Boy:16sal ki ladki k dudh me..Q k ispe moo lagao to jism k un hisso mein b jaan aajati hai jisme haddi nahi hoti..

Ma:Beta paper kida hoya?Beta:Bas rehn de ched na darda nu,satho dard sunaya nhi jana.Ma:Te tere veer da?Beta:Eh jo slli-slli aundi e hawa,oh v kite ronda hovega.

SantavKo uska Sasur Jute Mar RahaTha
Man-Q Mar Rahe Ho?
Sasur-maine ise Hospital Se SMS Kiya,TUM BAAP BAN GYE ho.
Isne Apne Sare Doston Ko Frwd kr diya :-)
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Santa made a cal 2 da hospital 2 enquire bou' hiz pregnant wife.But da cal wnt 2 a Crickt stadium. He askd.. 'wat iz da conditn?' Santa hd a heart attck aftr he got da answr.. "7 r olready out.3 more stil 2 cum.first 1 was a duck..!!!
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Husband makes a peg of whisky & shout on wife:
"PEE ISKO" Wife: "Chhiiiiii" "Kitna Kadva hai."?
Husband: "Aur tu sochti hai ki main roz AISH krta hu
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Fighter pilot santa kamyabi k baad apna jahaaj land karne pe bohat khush hua..
Niche utarne pe staff ne usey hatho hath lia aur airman uski wardi utarne me help karne lge..
Santa (fakr se): Aaj maine Pakistan ke 4 jahaaz, 2 helicopter or 1 tank ko mara h..
Airman: Wo sab to theek hai, lekin sir ji apne 1 galti kar di..
Santa :Kaun si galti??
Airman: Bas aap isi khushi me Pakistan me hi land kar gye hain.. @
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Santa plane land hote hi chillane laga-Banglore aaya banglore aaya Balle Balle,
Air hostess-hello sir.B silent.
Santa-Ok, anglore aaya anglore aaya alle alle.
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Jokes
TEASERS- If Some1 asks me whom do I love d most?
I wud sit next to u put my arm around u and aay proudly, I Love Animals Especially this Monkey.
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Mouse Marige song,
CHUHE ka SEHRA suhana lgta h,
CHUHIYA ka to DIL diwana lgta h,
pal bhar me aise Kutarte h kapde,
ab to hr kapda purana lgta he,,,?
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Memories play vry confusing
role in everybody's life;They make u laugh when u remember d time u cried..,But they make u cry when u remember d time u laughed..
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Never kiss a doctor she said next,never kiss a lawyer she said objection,always kiss a teacher she said do it 5 times and revise it tommorow.
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Teacher to Electronics Students
NAADE ko English mai kya kehte hai ?
Student:- P.H.D.
Teacher: Kya Matlab ?
Student - Pejama Holding Device
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Jokes
Employee1: I think the new cashier is dishonest. Employee 2: You shouldn't judge by appearances. Employee 1: Im not. I'm judging by disappearances!
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Jokes
Doctor, Doctor, You've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands shaking!' 'Do you drink a lot?' 'Not really - I spill most of it!'
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Jokes
Definition of Yawn - The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
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Only 842 girls left for every 1000 boys...
Save girls !!
We can save the tigers later...
Sher chahiye ya Bandi...??
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Bald Man to Stylist in Beauty Shop: If you can make my hair look like yours without causing me pain,I'll pay you Rs.5000. Stylist said ok and shaved her head.
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Papa-Ye kya tmhre maths me out of 100 me 1 mrks aye h
Son-Jb irado me ho dum to hoslo me q nhi
P-Wht?
S-Srf 2 zero ka farak h papa aa jaynge..
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Man on phone What time does library open?Reply: 9 A.M. Man: So late? Reply: U want to get in before 9? Man: I don't want to get in. I want to get out.

JOKE OF THE DAY

A SENSEFULL STORY..
A mechanic was removing the engine parts from a motorcycle,when he saw famous heart surgeon in his shop..
He called the surgeon and said.. "Look at this engine...I opened its heart,took the valves out, repaired and put them back"...
So why do I get such a small salary and u get such a huge sum....
The doctor smiled at the mechanic and came close 2 his ear and said....
"Try the same when the engine is running."

Wife: Why are u worried? Doctor: I think I've finally cured Bhola. Wife: So y are u worried? Doctor:I ve given him so many pills I don't know which one worked.
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What is Tension?
1 Sunder Ladki Ne Sirf Apse Lift Maangi
Raste Me Uski Tabiyat Kharab Ho Gai
Aap Use Hospital Le Gaye
Dr. Bola - Ap Baap Banne Wale Ho
LO JI HO GAYI TENSION
Aap Bole Main Iska Baap Nhi Hu
Fir Ladki Boli Yahi Iska Baap h
OR TENSION
Police Aayi Aapka Medical Checkp hua
Report Aayi Ki Aap To Kabhi Baap Hi Nhi Ban Sakte
Apko or Tension
apne thank GOD Kha
or nikal liye
fir socha ghar pe jo 2 bache h vo kiske h
THIS IS REAL TENSION.
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Santa khaali baitha tha, Banta-ye kya kar rahe ho?
Santa-badla le raha hu
Banta-kisse
Santa-waqt se usne mujhe barbaad kiya,ab main waqt ko barbaad kar raha hu.
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Gabbar:Tatti kar basanti. VEERU:Nhi Basnti in kutto k samne mat karna ye tmhe pani b nhi denge or chutar us kutte se chatvange jo msg padh raha hai.ha.ha.ha.
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TEASERS- HELP.Cops are after a suspect who smart, witty, sexy and good lookin...so where you gonna hide ME?
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Masterji studnts se bole-
koi aashiqi wala sher sunao..
Studnt-
mota marta moti pe,
bhuka marta roti pe,
mastarji ki 3 betiya,
me to marta chhoti pe..
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Police stopped circus juggler for speeding, and asked juggler to perform. Another car passed by. Driver said: Oh my God, is that the new drunken driving test?
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Chuhe ko billi lagi gori,
dono milne lge chori chori,
chuha bola gori aa khele ankh micholi,
billi ne chuhe ko khaya, or boli
"I HATE LUV STORY!"
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Santa to banta: Hum dono me kya rishta he
Banta- Jo Besan or Pakode ka he
Santa-wo kese
Banta-Qki jab Besan SANTA hai tabhi to Pakoda BANTA he
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2 ENGG. Student raat me padhte hue
1st:Kitne bje hai.
2nd: 1patthar uthakar samne k ghar par mara
1 aurat nikli boli:Kamino ab to so jao rat k 3 baj rahe he
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Minister to Sexy wife: sach sach batao tumne kitni bar humse bewafai ki?
Wife:3 bar.
MINSTER-kab aur kaha?
WIFE: jab apka heart operation hua to Dr ke saath,
Fir jab Aap jail me band hue to judge ke sath.
MINSTER-Tisri bar ?
WIFE- Jab apko sarkar banani thi Aur apke pass 78 MLA kum the

JOKE OF THE DAY

80yr Old man to Dr:
My 20yr old Wife is Pregnant.
Dr: Ek Kahani suno. 1 Shikari shikar pe jate hue jaldi me Gun ki jagah Umbrela le gaya. Jungle me uske samne Lion aaya, Usne Umbrela ka Handle Khicha or Fire kiya, Lion mar gaya..
Old man:-Impossible, Kisi aur ne Goli mari hogi.
Dr: 'EXACTLY'

Defintion of Arrange Marriage..
"Bika hua Maal vapis nahi hoga"..
&
Defintion of Love Marriage>
"Pahle Istemal kare, Phir Vishwas kare"
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Frogs had competition to reach top of hill.
All frogs shouted,its impossible.
Bt,1 frog reached d top. Hw?
He was deaf.
'Be a deaf 4 negative words'..:-)
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A boy got a job in a girls' hostel.. After one month, warden asked the boy: Why didn't u come to take ur salary?? Boy- KYA ????
Salary bhi milegi...::-.
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If Columbus had a GF, he might have never discovered America becoz...
GF: Where r u going?
With whom? How r u going? To discover what?
Why only u? What should I do wen u r gone? Can i cum wid u? Wen wil u b back?
Whr wil u stay? U'll miss me na?
COLUMBUS: Le meri maa, nahi jata! Khush....
BE SINGLE!!:-)
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Husband and wife in the middle of quarrel. Hubby: Be careful. You will bring out the animal in me. Wife: So what? Who's afraid of a mouse?
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A Bhakt:Bhagwan Mujhe Dard De,
Dukh De
Tension De
Mujhe Barbad Kar De
Mere Piche Har Mushkil Laga De
Bhagwan: Abe Sale Ek Line Me Bol
"GIRLFRIEND" CHAHIYE.
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Callgirl bimar ho Gayi
Doctor - yeh lo davai aur tumhe araam ki sakht jarurat hai, is liye 3 din bistar se
rehna.;-)
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1 Call Girl ka janaaza nikla to use dekh k 1 Aadmi bola-Chalo achchha hua.!aakhir aapas me dono milli to sahi---Kisi ne puchha kon dono.?
Wo bola-:Uski Taange.
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Gangu said to Mangu, I have invented a new kind of computer which behaves like a human being. Whenever it makes a mistake, it blames other computers.'
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Just sms

FULON SI MEHKEGI HAMARI DOSTI,
KHUSHIYO SE SAJEGI HAMARI DOSTI,
KOI GAM NAHI MUJHE IS DUNIYA ME,
AGAR SAATH HAI AAPKI DOSTI.
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Ghalib ne girlfriend ko date per bulaya wo late ayi.Girl:Am I late?Ghalib:Falak pey chand sitaron ko neend aarahi hai,Dusri ka time ho gaya hai, tu ab aa rahi h
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Boy-tmhara naam kya h?
girl-kyu btau..? Main tumhe Janti b nhi...
Boy - mat batao main kaunsA tumhe aPni ""FERARI"" m bEthA Rha hu..
Girl - SonaLI , B.Com 2year,
wo samne wali gali pe right hand pe 4th num pe Mera ghar h 32/B
Ghar me 1chota bhai, muma or papa h
TuatioN time 6 to 8...:-)
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WAQT " Kehta Hai Mujhe "GAWANA" Mat,"DIL" Kehta Hai Mujhe "LAGANA" Mat,"DOST" Kehta Hai Mujhe "AAZMANA" Mat,or "HUM" Kehte Hai Hume "BHULANA" Mat..!
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Evry life in dis
world is wrIttn by
god's own sweet
hands,dat's why I m thankful 2 him bcoz when he wrote my life,he included u
as my sweet friend....
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Chuhe ne kiya sherni ko propose,Gift diya usne red rose!Sherni ne kaha ja apni surat aine me dekh,Chuha bola surat pe mat ja pagli confidence deKH!
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When We Walk Alone, We wish that we could reach the end of the road. But when we walk with frnds, we wish that the road never ends......... Its friendship.
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1 din SAnta ne bahut sunder ladki dekhi aur socha... Bahut socha ? ? ? Kya socha? ? ? Kaash! ye meri Maa hoti to main bhi itna sunder hota.
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Dosti karna utna hi aasan hai,jis tarah MITTI par MITTI se "MITTI" likna. Aur dosti nibhana utna hi mushkil hai,jis tarah PAANI par PAANI se "PAANI" likhana.
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Rancho, Raju N Farhan Went 4 Evening Walk. Aftr Sumtime A $trong Wind Blew N Rancho Was Flyin In Air Why??? ? ? ? ? ? ? Coz Behti Hawa Sa Tha Woh.......
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Hi Moon! Dim Ur light. Hello Wind! Breeze Soft. Hi Flower! Blossom Slowly. Hello Earth! Spin Gently. BCoz my friend is going to sleep.
Gud nite swt drm! Mis u....
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Friendship is like a glass,A scratch on any side wil reflect on the other side 2,so always handle feelings carefully,coz scratches can never B removed...
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Principle- "Late kyu ho gya ?" Stdnt- "Bike khrab ho gyi thi" Principle- " Bus se nhi aa sakte the kya?" Stdnt- Kya karun aapki BETI hi nahi maani..
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Fish said to water "U can never see my tears because I am in water
"Water replied "I can feel ur tears bcz ur in my heart.
"Thats frndship".
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Ajeeb lagti hai shaam kbhi-kbhi, zindgi lgti hai bejaan kbhi-kbhi, samajh mei aaye to hume bhi batana, kya apko bhi karti hai yaadei pareshan kbhi-kbhi..
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,.+""-., ,.-""+,
G( -_-)(-_-)D
+Morning+
""-.,?,.-""
Have a wonderful Morning with a great big smile on your face.
G( '.' )( '.' )D
M(-_-)RNING....
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0 0 0 0 0 0 .shhhhhhhhh.I m walking slowly,bcoz u might be sleeping,Ill just leave my message 4 u GOOD NIGHT & SWEET DREAMS.:-):-)
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In life jst don't trust people,
Who change their feelings with time.
Instead trust those people whose feelings remain the same,
evn whn the time change.
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,.#-.-.####-.'Ö# #/'#.-.-#.-.,
"#-.#,-.':(#i#i#):'.-,#.-"##
# # '-.##.-'(#)'-.#.-'###

Wondrful Gift 4 you. Please
Delete all '#'
& see my Gift.
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Take 1 spoon of Sugar & Put it in yr eyes..
Kyon?
Arre baba!
For "Sweet Dreams"
If u want hot n spicy dreams
Try Chilli Powder..!!
Very effective:-). .
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Nurse-Apke judwa bete huye hai
Santa-Ye to hona hi tha program hi aise dekhti thi
KBC2,
INDIAN IDOL2,
NACH BALIYE2,DHOOM2 Nurse-Acha hua ROADIES 7 nahi dekha.
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Oye tenu ki lagda hai mai tenu Distrb karan vaste msg karia si, o na ji na, mai to tenu wish karan vaste msg karia si. Happy GUD NIGHT hai ji sweet wala
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Write a letter 4me.! Dear ____, U hav a cute____. U make me feel____. U shud b____. U & me shud b___. I_____u. 4rwrd 2 al ur frnds and get touching ans.rply me
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Buffalo par baithe ek jaat ko police ne rok k puchha: Aap ka helmet kahan hai? Fine lagega
Jaat: Re baawale dhayan se dekh Neeche 4 wheler hai
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DDLJ PJ:
A.C Ka muqabla cooler kar nahi sakta
wah wah
A.C ka mukabla cooler kar nahi sakta
Ja Simran Ja is ladke se zyada pyaar tujhe koi kar nahin sakta.
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Who m 'I' among d 12?
1.Busy prsn
2.Sweet Heart
3.Gud luking
4.True hlpr
5.cruel prsn
6.LAZY
7.Practical
8.Emotional
9.Baby
10.flirt
11.irritatng
12.angry prsn
rply soon
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Rabb se aapki khushi mangte h,duaon me aapki hansi mangte h.Sochte h kya mange apse?Chalo,apse apki umar bhar ki dosti mangate hai..
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Kisi ki umeed me wo aise khoye the,palko se pta chla wo raat bhar roye the,dhimi c aahat se unke karib ana chaha,jane kyu aisa lga wo unhe yaad krte-2 soye the..
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Studnt ne hwa me coin uchhala:
Head aya to sona hai
Tail aya to movie dkhni hai
Khda rha to Gane sunuga Or
agr hawa me rha to.....
Maa Ksam mai to Padhunga!
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1 min. me koi achha lagne lagta he1 ghante me koi pasand ane lgta he1 din me kisi se pyar hone lagta hepar zindagi beet jati haijab kisi ko bhulna padta hai
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Wife:- janu kash aap msg hote, mai apko save karti, jab chahe padhti.
Husband:-"kanjus save karke hi rakhti, ya apni kisi frnd ko 4ward bhi Karti." :):)
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There are only 5 things we need in life:
Good friends
Good income
Good food
Good sleep
&
" GOOD _ UCK "
Interpretations may vary... ;-)
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Ek Akalmand Insan ne Bewakuf Se Kaha "Sari Dunya Tumhe Bewaquf Kyu kehti he.?"
Soch Kya Rahe Ho Jaldi jawab do. I'm waiting.....?
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|xx ) xx /xx\ x | xx/x | xx) x /xxx\x
|x ) x/-x-\x| x\x | x\x /-x-\
delete only Alphabet x and dont delete space. Then find a interesting msg.
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Beauty is 'AGELESS' Lov is 'BOUNDLSS' Heart beats r 'COUNTLSS' n a Frnd lik u is 'HOPELSS' Oops.. 'SHAMELSS' ..sorry 'USELSS' Aiyo.. xtrmly sorry 'PRICELSS'..

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!!
.-?-.
( '.' )
=(,,)=(,,)= R u waiting 4 my msg ? Sho shweeeet.. Dont worry.. How can i forget u.. HERE comes my wish 4 U, "GOOD NIGHT ..
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A GIRL puts her
finger near HOTEL
MANAGER'S lips
MANAGER kisses each
finger
GIRL:tell ur boss there
is no Tissue paper in
your TOILET..!!
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BANIA apne Bachcho se bola-jo rat ko khana nhi khayega use 5 Rs dunga,
Bache 5-5 Rs le kar so gaye,
Subah Bola- Jo 5 Rs dega use hi khaana milega,,,
"JAI BANIA"..
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Apki Bekudi mein jo Justju hoti hai, Woh mere Qasdan ki Guftgu hai, Mere jamaal se apka khumar chala jaega, aur ye sms sir khujane par bhi samajh nai ayega..
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.Breaking news: Scientists have discovered water and ice on d moon........
Hume sirf daru le jani hogi!!...:)
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*.imagine world without Girls,college sunsaan,Market Veeran,Na jaanu na jaan,na koi Girlfriend k liye Pareshaan,bas only n only
Jai Hanumaan....Gud nite.
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*.Nasbandi karne walo ki Team jab dobara usi Gaon me gayi to log bole...Are susre pahle aaye the to line kaat gaye the,ab kya Pipe
ukhadne aaye hai..
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*.Wen my arms can't reach people who r close to me.I always hug them with my prayers.May Go grant u what ur heart desire n keep u happy.
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*.Just 3 steps to Enjoy the Life
ctrl+alt+del
1)control urself
2)Look 4 alternative solution
3)delete the situation which gives u tension.
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*.Never change ur originalityfor the sake of others becoz in this world no one can play ur role better than you,so be yourself & win the world.
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*.Log kahte hai ki pyar itna bi mat karo ki girlfriend sar par savaar ho jaye.Hum kahte hai ki pyar itna karo ki girlfriend ki friend bi aapke saath faraar ho jaaye.
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*.Birth is like dot,life is like line,love is like triangle.But frienship is like a circle,Bcos only circles dont hv any end points.
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*.Happy Valentine Day to u n ur family..B4 the network gets jammed and the company applies tarrif on sms
A valentine star 4 u
_/ _
> ' .'<

/ Enjoy!

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*.A man to hsi wife.very sweetly -Darling Are u free tonight?wife:sale free k bacche aaj se pahle kabi tujhse paise liye hai kya?

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*.Boy proposed galshe rejected.He wasnt sad..Frns askd ,r u fine?boy:-y shud i feel bad? i lost 1 who never lovd me.she lost 1 who loved her.

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*.Bhagwan ne 1 dost mere liye banaya hai,jise tere roop me maine paya hai,tu mere dil me aise samaya hai,jaise purani haweli me bhoot ghus aaya hai.
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*.Raj:meet my wife.AjayOh! I know her .Raj:how?Ajay:we had been sleeping 2gther.Raj wt d hell?Ajy:ya 10 yrs ago in history class. Moral-Think +ve yaar..
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*.Never kiss a Lawyer, She will Say "I OBJECT " , never Kiss nurse , She will Say "NEXT" ALWAYS KISS A TEACHER SHe will Say"do it 10 times & repeat it Tommorrow"
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*.Dard Banke dil me chhupa kaun Hai Reh-Reh kar isme chubhta Kaun Hai 1Taraf dil Hai or 1Taraf aaina dekhna Hai is baar Pehle Tuttakaun hai
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*.Success and Excuse do not walk together,If you want excuse forget About Success, And If you Want success Do not Give Excuse
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*.when nobody loves you when nobody Cares For you when nobody think about You when Everyone Ignores you Sit down in the corner Close your Eyes and say Sab Kamine Hai
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*.I wish moon Always be full & Bright" You always Be cool & Right!!! When Ever U Go To Switch Of the light,Remember That, I Am Wishing u Good night, And Ha
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*.Kanjoos Ke Sardar Dost milte Nahi Bar bar Call nahi agar Kar sakta Kam Se Kam sms Toh Kar de Yaar
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*.NighT is Silent, Night Is Beautiful, night is Calm, nifht is Quit . But Night Is Not Complete without Wishing you ...........gud night
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*.friend Means > F+ Free from
all F0Rmalities R+ Right to say anything I+ In Anyway
E+Either Good Or Bad
n+No sorry no thanks D+Dear Just Like You............