Fun sms

Changu is wearing one red sock and one blue one sock. Gangu- 'That's an unusual combination. Changu- No. I've got another pair just like it at home.'
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Burglar 1- Quick, the police are coming...jump out the window. Burglar 2- But we're on the thirteenth floor. Burglar 1- This is no time to be SUPERSTITIOUS.
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A Lion killed a Madrasi in the zoo.
Monkey asked: "Why did you particularly kill a Madrasi?"
Lion said:Kuch nahi yaar,aaj"South Indian"khane ka mood tha.
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santa ped k upar ulta latka hua tha. Banta: Tu ped par kyun latka hai?
Santa: Sar dard ki goli khayi thi, socha kahin pet me na chali jaye... Gd Mrng.
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Ghar ki bell baji.Gown pehni hui BV ne gate khola. Gate pe shohar ka dost tha. Dost ne pucha wo kaha hai. BV: naha rahe hai. Dost : aggar tum mujhe apna badan dikhaoge to me tumhe 5000 Rs doonga. BV ne 5000 lekar apna badan dikha diya. Dost ne phir kaha ki agar tum mere sath sex karo to me tume 6000Rs doonga. BV ne 6000 Rs lekar apni bachi ijjat bhi usko de di. Bathroom se nikalkar pati ne pööcha kon tha. BV ne kha apka koi dost jahagir tha.
Pati bola us haramjaade ne mujhse 11000 udhaar le rakhe the usne diye kya?
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2 campers are attacked by a bear,start running. 1 stops to put on shoes. Other says- U cant run faster than bear. He says - I only need to run faster than u.
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BUDDY JOKES- Gangu- Hey Changu. U r sweating so much while painting.
Why don't u remove ur jacket?
Changu- It says on the tin to apply 2 coats.
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MARRIAGE JOKE
Sam came from church n lifted his wife n carried her around
WIFE-Did d PRIEST tell u 2 be romantic?
SAM-No,He told me 2 carry my own sorrows.
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OFFICE BLUES
SID-Y did u quit ur last job?
MANGU-Sickness
SID-Wat was it?
MANGU-My boss was sick of me.
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Izhar-E-Mohabbat na wo kar sake na Hum, Zamane se na wo Lad sake na Hum,
Hum to kar dete unko Pregnant
Par Room ka Intzam na wo kar sake na Hum
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OFFICE BLUES
Notice by HR- We will not accept ur doctors statement as proof.
We believe that if u are able to go to the doctor...
You are able to go to work.
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OFFICE BLUES
CEO to employees
If you work hard this year
I will give you cheques for Rs. 50,000.
If you work hard again next year,
I'll sign those cheques.
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LUV Is Wen V Drink Same COCONUT Water Puting 2 STRAWS;
FRNDSHIP Is Wen V Hav 1 COCONUT & V Use Only 1 STRAW,Drinking 1 by 1 & Sayng "BHIKAARI PURA MAT PEE!!"
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Talaaq k baad husbnd & wife apna apna saman alg karte hue.
Husbnd-bra dete hue, "ye lo tmhare doodh ka dhakkan".Wife-undrwear dete hue, "ye lo murday ka kafan.
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Aadmi Mandir kyo jata he?
Kyuki.waha
Aarti H
Puja H
Archna H
Bhawna H
Shanti H
Vandna H
Aaradhna H
Sadhna H
Y SB DIL KO SUKUN DETE H,Gd mrng. Sir think positve
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OFFICE BLUES
Always give ur 100percent at work.
12 percent OFFICE,
40 percent Tuesday,
24percent Tuesday,
19percent Thursday
And 5 percent- Fridays.
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LOVE JOKE
Difference btw biology and sociology.
A-When the baby looks like his dad, its BIOLOGY.
When the baby looks like the neighbour its SOCIOLOGY.
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LOVE JOKE
CHINKU-I gave a rupee in a temple and prayed for a girlfriend and got u.
PINKI-Wow
CHINKU-God said I cant get anything better for a rupee.
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LITTLE PAPPU
TEACHER-Where was the PEACE TREATY signed?
PAPPU-At the bottom of the paper.
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LITTLE PAPPU
TEACHER-Please turn on ur computer
And click MY COMPUTER
PAPPU-Where Is YOUR COMPUTER?
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LITTLE KUKI
TEACHER-Make a sentence using beans. CHIMPU-My father grows BEANS.
KUKI-We are all HUMAN BEANS.
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SELFESTEEM:
Where Crime & Mistake Is Forbidden
A Little Child Smiled And Said:
"MY MOM's HEART"
MAA TUJHE SALAM
HAPPY MOTHER's DAY
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LITTLE KUKI
TEACHER-Hitler said nothing is impossible.
KUKI-OK Sir, please ask him to take out all the toothpaste and put it back in the tube again.
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Sante de ghar Buddi mar gayi.Saare kehan lagge k bebe mainu lai jaandi,mainu lai jaandi,Sante ne vichon uthh k keha"SAALEO BEBE NE KEDI SUMO KITI HOI C. . . ?
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1 sharabi roz shiv mandir mien sir tekta tha, 1 din pujari ne shiv k jagah Ganesh ki murti rakhi, Sharabi aya sir teka bola chotu..papa se bolna uncle aye the.
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Theater me Nari-pradhan film chal rahi thi. 1 ladki khadi hoke josh me boli: "Aaj ki Nari kya nahi kar sakti?"
Santa bola, "DEEWAR PE SUSU.!!"
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