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FULON SI MEHKEGI HAMARI DOSTI,
KHUSHIYO SE SAJEGI HAMARI DOSTI,
KOI GAM NAHI MUJHE IS DUNIYA ME,
AGAR SAATH HAI AAPKI DOSTI.
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Ghalib ne girlfriend ko date per bulaya wo late ayi.Girl:Am I late?Ghalib:Falak pey chand sitaron ko neend aarahi hai,Dusri ka time ho gaya hai, tu ab aa rahi h
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Boy-tmhara naam kya h?
girl-kyu btau..? Main tumhe Janti b nhi...
Boy - mat batao main kaunsA tumhe aPni ""FERARI"" m bEthA Rha hu..
Girl - SonaLI , B.Com 2year,
wo samne wali gali pe right hand pe 4th num pe Mera ghar h 32/B
Ghar me 1chota bhai, muma or papa h
TuatioN time 6 to 8...:-)
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WAQT " Kehta Hai Mujhe "GAWANA" Mat,"DIL" Kehta Hai Mujhe "LAGANA" Mat,"DOST" Kehta Hai Mujhe "AAZMANA" Mat,or "HUM" Kehte Hai Hume "BHULANA" Mat..!
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Evry life in dis
world is wrIttn by
god's own sweet
hands,dat's why I m thankful 2 him bcoz when he wrote my life,he included u
as my sweet friend....
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Chuhe ne kiya sherni ko propose,Gift diya usne red rose!Sherni ne kaha ja apni surat aine me dekh,Chuha bola surat pe mat ja pagli confidence deKH!
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When We Walk Alone, We wish that we could reach the end of the road. But when we walk with frnds, we wish that the road never ends......... Its friendship.
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1 din SAnta ne bahut sunder ladki dekhi aur socha... Bahut socha ? ? ? Kya socha? ? ? Kaash! ye meri Maa hoti to main bhi itna sunder hota.
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Dosti karna utna hi aasan hai,jis tarah MITTI par MITTI se "MITTI" likna. Aur dosti nibhana utna hi mushkil hai,jis tarah PAANI par PAANI se "PAANI" likhana.
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Rancho, Raju N Farhan Went 4 Evening Walk. Aftr Sumtime A $trong Wind Blew N Rancho Was Flyin In Air Why??? ? ? ? ? ? ? Coz Behti Hawa Sa Tha Woh.......
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Hi Moon! Dim Ur light. Hello Wind! Breeze Soft. Hi Flower! Blossom Slowly. Hello Earth! Spin Gently. BCoz my friend is going to sleep.
Gud nite swt drm! Mis u....
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Friendship is like a glass,A scratch on any side wil reflect on the other side 2,so always handle feelings carefully,coz scratches can never B removed...
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Principle- "Late kyu ho gya ?" Stdnt- "Bike khrab ho gyi thi" Principle- " Bus se nhi aa sakte the kya?" Stdnt- Kya karun aapki BETI hi nahi maani..
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Fish said to water "U can never see my tears because I am in water
"Water replied "I can feel ur tears bcz ur in my heart.
"Thats frndship".
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Ajeeb lagti hai shaam kbhi-kbhi, zindgi lgti hai bejaan kbhi-kbhi, samajh mei aaye to hume bhi batana, kya apko bhi karti hai yaadei pareshan kbhi-kbhi..
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,.+""-., ,.-""+,
G( -_-)(-_-)D
+Morning+
""-.,?,.-""
Have a wonderful Morning with a great big smile on your face.
G( '.' )( '.' )D
M(-_-)RNING....
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0 0 0 0 0 0 .shhhhhhhhh.I m walking slowly,bcoz u might be sleeping,Ill just leave my message 4 u GOOD NIGHT & SWEET DREAMS.:-):-)
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In life jst don't trust people,
Who change their feelings with time.
Instead trust those people whose feelings remain the same,
evn whn the time change.
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"#-.#,-.':(#i#i#):'.-,#.-"##
# # '-.##.-'(#)'-.#.-'###

Wondrful Gift 4 you. Please
Delete all '#'
& see my Gift.
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Take 1 spoon of Sugar & Put it in yr eyes..
Kyon?
Arre baba!
For "Sweet Dreams"
If u want hot n spicy dreams
Try Chilli Powder..!!
Very effective:-). .
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Nurse-Apke judwa bete huye hai
Santa-Ye to hona hi tha program hi aise dekhti thi
KBC2,
INDIAN IDOL2,
NACH BALIYE2,DHOOM2 Nurse-Acha hua ROADIES 7 nahi dekha.
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Oye tenu ki lagda hai mai tenu Distrb karan vaste msg karia si, o na ji na, mai to tenu wish karan vaste msg karia si. Happy GUD NIGHT hai ji sweet wala
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Write a letter 4me.! Dear ____, U hav a cute____. U make me feel____. U shud b____. U & me shud b___. I_____u. 4rwrd 2 al ur frnds and get touching ans.rply me
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Buffalo par baithe ek jaat ko police ne rok k puchha: Aap ka helmet kahan hai? Fine lagega
Jaat: Re baawale dhayan se dekh Neeche 4 wheler hai
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DDLJ PJ:
A.C Ka muqabla cooler kar nahi sakta
wah wah
A.C ka mukabla cooler kar nahi sakta
Ja Simran Ja is ladke se zyada pyaar tujhe koi kar nahin sakta.
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Who m 'I' among d 12?
1.Busy prsn
2.Sweet Heart
3.Gud luking
4.True hlpr
5.cruel prsn
6.LAZY
7.Practical
8.Emotional
9.Baby
10.flirt
11.irritatng
12.angry prsn
rply soon
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Rabb se aapki khushi mangte h,duaon me aapki hansi mangte h.Sochte h kya mange apse?Chalo,apse apki umar bhar ki dosti mangate hai..
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Kisi ki umeed me wo aise khoye the,palko se pta chla wo raat bhar roye the,dhimi c aahat se unke karib ana chaha,jane kyu aisa lga wo unhe yaad krte-2 soye the..
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Studnt ne hwa me coin uchhala:
Head aya to sona hai
Tail aya to movie dkhni hai
Khda rha to Gane sunuga Or
agr hawa me rha to.....
Maa Ksam mai to Padhunga!
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1 min. me koi achha lagne lagta he1 ghante me koi pasand ane lgta he1 din me kisi se pyar hone lagta hepar zindagi beet jati haijab kisi ko bhulna padta hai
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Wife:- janu kash aap msg hote, mai apko save karti, jab chahe padhti.
Husband:-"kanjus save karke hi rakhti, ya apni kisi frnd ko 4ward bhi Karti." :):)
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There are only 5 things we need in life:
Good friends
Good income
Good food
Good sleep
&
" GOOD _ UCK "
Interpretations may vary... ;-)
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Ek Akalmand Insan ne Bewakuf Se Kaha "Sari Dunya Tumhe Bewaquf Kyu kehti he.?"
Soch Kya Rahe Ho Jaldi jawab do. I'm waiting.....?
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delete only Alphabet x and dont delete space. Then find a interesting msg.
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Beauty is 'AGELESS' Lov is 'BOUNDLSS' Heart beats r 'COUNTLSS' n a Frnd lik u is 'HOPELSS' Oops.. 'SHAMELSS' ..sorry 'USELSS' Aiyo.. xtrmly sorry 'PRICELSS'..

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=(,,)=(,,)= R u waiting 4 my msg ? Sho shweeeet.. Dont worry.. How can i forget u.. HERE comes my wish 4 U, "GOOD NIGHT ..
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A GIRL puts her
finger near HOTEL
MANAGER'S lips
MANAGER kisses each
finger
GIRL:tell ur boss there
is no Tissue paper in
your TOILET..!!
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BANIA apne Bachcho se bola-jo rat ko khana nhi khayega use 5 Rs dunga,
Bache 5-5 Rs le kar so gaye,
Subah Bola- Jo 5 Rs dega use hi khaana milega,,,
"JAI BANIA"..
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Apki Bekudi mein jo Justju hoti hai, Woh mere Qasdan ki Guftgu hai, Mere jamaal se apka khumar chala jaega, aur ye sms sir khujane par bhi samajh nai ayega..
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.Breaking news: Scientists have discovered water and ice on d moon........
Hume sirf daru le jani hogi!!...:)
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