just laugh

Chuhe ko billi lagi gori,
dono milne lge chori chori,
chuha bola gori aa khele ankh micholi,
billi ne chuhe ko khaya, or boli
"I HATE LUV STORY!"
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Santa to banta: Hum dono me kya rishta he
Banta- Jo Besan or Pakode ka he
Santa-wo kese
Banta-Qki jab Besan SANTA hai tabhi to Pakoda BANTA he
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2 ENGG. Student raat me padhte hue
1st:Kitne bje hai.
2nd: 1patthar uthakar samne k ghar par mara
1 aurat nikli boli:Kamino ab to so jao rat k 3 baj rahe he
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Minister to Sexy wife: sach sach batao tumne kitni bar humse bewafai ki?
Wife:3 bar.
MINSTER-kab aur kaha?
WIFE: jab apka heart operation hua to Dr ke saath,
Fir jab Aap jail me band hue to judge ke sath.
MINSTER-Tisri bar ?
WIFE- Jab apko sarkar banani thi Aur apke pass 78 MLA kum the

JOKE OF THE DAY

80yr Old man to Dr:
My 20yr old Wife is Pregnant.
Dr: Ek Kahani suno. 1 Shikari shikar pe jate hue jaldi me Gun ki jagah Umbrela le gaya. Jungle me uske samne Lion aaya, Usne Umbrela ka Handle Khicha or Fire kiya, Lion mar gaya..
Old man:-Impossible, Kisi aur ne Goli mari hogi.
Dr: 'EXACTLY'

Defintion of Arrange Marriage..
"Bika hua Maal vapis nahi hoga"..
&
Defintion of Love Marriage>
"Pahle Istemal kare, Phir Vishwas kare"
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Frogs had competition to reach top of hill.
All frogs shouted,its impossible.
Bt,1 frog reached d top. Hw?
He was deaf.
'Be a deaf 4 negative words'..:-)
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A boy got a job in a girls' hostel.. After one month, warden asked the boy: Why didn't u come to take ur salary?? Boy- KYA ????
Salary bhi milegi...::-.
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If Columbus had a GF, he might have never discovered America becoz...
GF: Where r u going?
With whom? How r u going? To discover what?
Why only u? What should I do wen u r gone? Can i cum wid u? Wen wil u b back?
Whr wil u stay? U'll miss me na?
COLUMBUS: Le meri maa, nahi jata! Khush....
BE SINGLE!!:-)
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Husband and wife in the middle of quarrel. Hubby: Be careful. You will bring out the animal in me. Wife: So what? Who's afraid of a mouse?
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A Bhakt:Bhagwan Mujhe Dard De,
Dukh De
Tension De
Mujhe Barbad Kar De
Mere Piche Har Mushkil Laga De
Bhagwan: Abe Sale Ek Line Me Bol
"GIRLFRIEND" CHAHIYE.
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Callgirl bimar ho Gayi
Doctor - yeh lo davai aur tumhe araam ki sakht jarurat hai, is liye 3 din bistar se
rehna.;-)
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1 Call Girl ka janaaza nikla to use dekh k 1 Aadmi bola-Chalo achchha hua.!aakhir aapas me dono milli to sahi---Kisi ne puchha kon dono.?
Wo bola-:Uski Taange.
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Gangu said to Mangu, I have invented a new kind of computer which behaves like a human being. Whenever it makes a mistake, it blames other computers.'
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