A man looses evrything bcoz of drinking;
He sees empty beer botles & smashes d 1st one swearing
"u r d reason i dont have a wife",
Smashes 2nd one saying
"u r d reason i dont have a job."
3rd bottle,he notices it was sealed & full of beer,he says
"STAND ASIDE I KNOW U R NOT INVOLVED."
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Girl in da party, to man:
excuse me kya aap mere face se ek cheez hata sakte hain?
man: (khush ho ke) ha bolo
girl: apni kutte jaisi nazar !

A very imp message from God to all men and women-Lying with somebody on bed & screaming
"OH MY GOD..!
OH GOD..!
OH GOD..!"
will not be considered as PRAYER
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Ek aadmi ne zoo me 3 zubaane bolne wala totaa dekha Jo english, hindi aur haryanvi bolta tha.
Usne 3 zubane test karni chahi.
Aadmi- who are u?
Totaa- I am parrot.
Aadmi- Tum koun ho?
Totaa- Mein totaa hoon.
Aadmi - Tu kaun se re?
Totaa- Teri maa ka khasam su saale, ek baar me samajh na aawe ke.
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Saas: Bahu naya chawal aya hai, kaisa hai ?
Bahu: Ekdm apke Ladke jaisa, chadhate hi pak jata hai or pani chhod deta hai, Turant utarna padta hai !
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Bhagwan Ne Aurat Ko
Sunder Bnaya,
khubsurat Dimag Dia
Hirni C Aakhe
Gulab Se Hoth
Pyar Bhara Dil Diya
Fir..
Juban Dekar
Sab Par Pani Fer Diya:-P
:-)
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JOKE OF THE DAY

Teacher: Sb se jyada calcium kis dudh me hai? Boy:16sal ki ladki k dudh me..Q k ispe moo lagao to jism k un hisso mein b jaan aajati hai jisme haddi nahi hoti..

Ma:Beta paper kida hoya?Beta:Bas rehn de ched na darda nu,satho dard sunaya nhi jana.Ma:Te tere veer da?Beta:Eh jo slli-slli aundi e hawa,oh v kite ronda hovega.

SantavKo uska Sasur Jute Mar RahaTha
Man-Q Mar Rahe Ho?
Sasur-maine ise Hospital Se SMS Kiya,TUM BAAP BAN GYE ho.
Isne Apne Sare Doston Ko Frwd kr diya :-)
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Santa made a cal 2 da hospital 2 enquire bou' hiz pregnant wife.But da cal wnt 2 a Crickt stadium. He askd.. 'wat iz da conditn?' Santa hd a heart attck aftr he got da answr.. "7 r olready out.3 more stil 2 cum.first 1 was a duck..!!!
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Husband makes a peg of whisky & shout on wife:
"PEE ISKO" Wife: "Chhiiiiii" "Kitna Kadva hai."?
Husband: "Aur tu sochti hai ki main roz AISH krta hu
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Fighter pilot santa kamyabi k baad apna jahaaj land karne pe bohat khush hua..
Niche utarne pe staff ne usey hatho hath lia aur airman uski wardi utarne me help karne lge..
Santa (fakr se): Aaj maine Pakistan ke 4 jahaaz, 2 helicopter or 1 tank ko mara h..
Airman: Wo sab to theek hai, lekin sir ji apne 1 galti kar di..
Santa :Kaun si galti??
Airman: Bas aap isi khushi me Pakistan me hi land kar gye hain.. @
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Santa plane land hote hi chillane laga-Banglore aaya banglore aaya Balle Balle,
Air hostess-hello sir.B silent.
Santa-Ok, anglore aaya anglore aaya alle alle.
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Jokes
TEASERS- If Some1 asks me whom do I love d most?
I wud sit next to u put my arm around u and aay proudly, I Love Animals Especially this Monkey.
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Mouse Marige song,
CHUHE ka SEHRA suhana lgta h,
CHUHIYA ka to DIL diwana lgta h,
pal bhar me aise Kutarte h kapde,
ab to hr kapda purana lgta he,,,?
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Memories play vry confusing
role in everybody's life;They make u laugh when u remember d time u cried..,But they make u cry when u remember d time u laughed..
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Never kiss a doctor she said next,never kiss a lawyer she said objection,always kiss a teacher she said do it 5 times and revise it tommorow.
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Teacher to Electronics Students
NAADE ko English mai kya kehte hai ?
Student:- P.H.D.
Teacher: Kya Matlab ?
Student - Pejama Holding Device
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