Sms funs

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Ye lo 1 Rs Ka coin h & send me sms..
Kanjusi ki bhi koi
hadh hoti hai..
Or khabardaar iss
1 rupe se TOFFY
kharidi to.
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Tum Paas Aaye,
yu Muskuraye,
Apne 32 Dant
Mujhko Dikhaye
Dekh k Mera Dil
Phoot Phoot k Rota Hai
Yar Tumse
BRUSH B
Theek se Nahi Hota h.
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Sine me dil,Dil me dard,Dard me yaqin,Yaqin me khayal,Khayal me khwab,Khwab me tasvir.Tasvir me sirf aap..
ooh itna Darwana khawab;->
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gabbar thakur se: thakur ye ath mujhe dedeee.
thakur:lele kutte lele,
pehle se 2 hath hai, 2 or lekar shera wali mata banega kya?
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When apple is green it is ready 2
"PLUCK"
wen girl is 18 she's ready 2
"VOTE"
DIRTY MIND.
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Ek shakhs jo hume zindagi se pyara hai, Bagair uske wiran ye jahan sara hai. Wo kya tha, kya hai, kya khabar, Jaisa bhi hai bas hamara hai.
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Jakhm to bhar jayenge wakt ke chalte, par wakt ke saath zamaane ke naakhoon bhi to badh jayenge.
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Dil ko hasane me waqt kitna lagta hai,aansu bahane me waqt kitna lagta hai,aap ko hamari yaad aati hi nahi warna, ek sms krne me waqt hi kitna lagta hai...
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Ques:
Hw much space in ur heart 4me?
Choose-
100%(write a song & send me)
99%(cal)
75%(send sms)
50%(1 mis cal)
0%(no answr)
Let c wat u Do..
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Ai Zindgi youn mujhse DAGA na kar, Main zinda rahoon bina uske ye DUA na kar, koi dekhta hai use, to hoti hai jalan, Ai hawa tu bhi use CHHUAA Na kar...
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Rapidfire!!
Jo dil me pehla word aaye fill kar dena.
L0ve:__
Life:__
Hot:__
Desire:__
Pain:__
Un4getble:__
Dearest:__
1crush:__
Me:__
DO Reply.
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JUDGE-U ve been arrested for driving at 100 kms an hour.Wat ve u to say?
CONVICT-It was an emergency
JUDGE-Wat sort f emergency?
CONVICT-It was a stolen car.
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JUDGE-Have u anything to offer d court before the sentence is passed on you?
A man about to be convicted said 'No, ur honour.My lawyer took all d money I had!'
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Evry tear is a sign of BROKEN HEART. Every silence is a sign of LONELINESS.
Evry smile is a sign of HAPPINESS. My Evry reply is a symbol of trust 4 u.
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Bhuloge to yaad dilayenge,Aansu Baha0ge to Hasayenge,ruthoge to Manayenge.Hum 3 IDIOTS ke BABA RANCHOORDAS hai,GHAJINI nahi jo 15 min me bhul jayenge.
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Gals heart is lyk
MOBILE,
Boy's heart is lyk
WATER....
Eithr watr falls on mobile....
Or mobile falls in watr
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WAAT! MOBILE KI HI LAGTI HAI ....!!
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Doctor Pagal se: "Tum Pagal Q huey"?
Pagal: Maine 1 shadi shuda aaurat se Shadi ki,uski Jawan Beti se Mere Baap ne Shadi ki,
Yu Meri wo Beti meri Maa ban gai
Un k ghar Beti hui To wo meri Behn hui Magar main uski Naani ka pati tha is liye wo meri Nawasi bhi hui.
isi Tarha mera Beta apni Daadi ka Bhai ban gaya or main apne Bete ka Bhanja aur mera Baap mera Damaad ban gaya aur mera Beta apne Dada ka Sala ban gaya aur
Dr:Abey chup kar saale kya mujhe b Pagal kerega,
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Good News! Ab aap is SMS k zarye apne Mobile set par Star Plus bilkul free dekh sakte hain. Wo b 24 hrs. Neeche dekhiye..
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Santa eats 8 Butter Naan in party and sufering from KABZ.
Prayng n crying in Toilet
'He bhagwan, ya to JAAN nikal de, ya NAAN nikal de,
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3 idiots would have been a evn bigger hit if kareena would have also once said "jahaan pannaah tussi gr8 ho, tohfa kubool karo" .
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Santa ke ghar chor aaya!Srdar ne dekh liya to chor bhagne lga!Srdar bhagte-2 chor se bhi aage nikal gya aur bola Ek to chori,upar se humse RACE.
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Tufaan se panga lena magar humse nahi,
kyunki jin Tufaano me logo ke aashiyane ujad jaate hai,
Unhi Tufaano mai mahi apne KACHHE" sukhate hai:-D:-D:-D..
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