Too funny

Flower says: love me ,Book says: read me, Time says: Enjoy me, Life says: make me, Reality says: learn me, But I say : Just remember me...
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Kya lekar aye the?
Kya lekar jaoge?
Mujhe msg na karke
kitna paisa bachoge?
Itna paisa bacha kar,
kya
MOBILE ME CNG LAGWAOGE.
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,.+""-., ,.-""+,
#( -_-) (-_- )#
*>")("<>")("<*
""-.,*,.-""
I am sending these two little angels. Jo
chahe wo maang lo....
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Beth Kr Mehbooba ki Zulfon K Saye Me aisa josh Aya,
Wah, Wah
Beth Kr
Mehbooba Ki
Zulfon K Saye
Me Aisa Josh Aya,
Phir
Papa Ne Dekh Liya Or
ICU
MeHoshAya.
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SMS jake unko "HELLO" kehna, Smile kare to "SO SWEET" kehna, Delete kre to "KATTI" kr lena or padne k baad agr hame "MISS" kre to same 2 u kehna.
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I love people.I love my family,my friends...but inside myself is a place where I live all alone n thats where u renew ur springs that never dry up.
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@_____ ,:¤:,
/____/\ ,;¤;¤;,
I_::_,I,;:,l ,_")("_
######,,,###
Beutiful house My special Gift for U. Go inside & sleep well.
"GuD Nyt"
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Girlfriends are like an Internet Virus!
They enter ur Life,
Scan ur Pocket,
Transfer ur Money,
Edit your Mind,
Download their Problem & Delete your Smile..!
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Ladka ladki dekhne gaya vo dono baat karne ke liye Room me gaye Girl-darte darte boli "Bhaiya" aap kitne Bhai behan ho.Boy- abtak to3the par ab4ho gaye.
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Sardar called customer care- ji meri bhains mera sim kha gyi aur bhag gyi. Custmer care- to main kya karun? Sardar-ji ye puchhna tha k roaming to nhi lagegi..!! .
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Boy & Girl in a Restaurent.
BOY:
I Love U.
GIRL:
I don't.
BOY:
Think again.
GIRL:
I Told U,No No No
BOY:
Waiter,ALAG ALAG BIL LANA.
GIRL:
OK,I LOVE U to..
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Dimag
Hai
To
Jawab
Dena,
Tumare
Chacha
Ki
Bhabhi
Ki
Saas
Ke
Bhai
ki
Biwi
Ki
Saas
Ke
Pati
ke
Jamai
ke
Pote
Ki
Maa
Ki
Nanand
ka
Bhai
Apka
Kaun?
Its challange ! !
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Full form of 'GIRL':-
G-gola dene me aage.
I-innocent sirf shakl se.
R-rone ki automatic machine.
L-ladai me sbki nani!
Phir bhi duniya inki diwani..
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(((''''?'''')))
<(( @) (@ ))>
(; <._.> ;)
((,==,))
Daro mat
Kabhi-kabhi MOBILE par sms Padne waale ki tasweer aa jaati hai.
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Whoevr u mayb, whrevr life leads u,
U r alwys
A father's child
A family's future
A fren's heart,
A lover's soul,
N sum1's life.
B d best of Evrythng!.
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Life is like math, Friends ko plus karo, dushman ko minus, khushion ko multiply, Gham ko divide, aur hamesha Muskurao lyk me!
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Hm dusro ki zindgi jiya nhi krte, peechha kisi ka kiya nhi krte, wo to apki kismt achhi h wrna hm kisiko khud call kiya nhi krte. Sachchi
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This is a cholocate msg 4 a dairy milk person frm a 5star frnd 4 a melody reason @ kit-kat time on a munch day in a perk mood 2 say ......Hv a Gud Day
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, , , achabhala
('.') dost tha,
<')o('>
_/''O_
Maine

<')o('> Gardan
_/'"O_ uda di,

SMS nahi krta tha...
tum bhi soch lo?
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Kal 124 logo ko bevkuf banaya
Kaise?
..niche dekho
Bas
Aise
he
ab
125....
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Santa Cycle Ki Break Hath Me Lekar Nach Raha Tha.Man-Ye Kya Kar Rahe Ho? Santa-Oye! BREAK DANCE.
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10+2 krne k baad father :- ab tum kya krna chahti ho,
ladki :- BBA
father:-very good Per ye BBA hota kya hai...
ladki:-Boyfrnd ki Bike pe Aish...
SplY 4 u
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When I send u a SMS, zaroori nahi ki u also have to do the same. You can also send me na fruits, chocklats, icecreams, sweets, pizza n pasta. chaliye shuru kriye bhejna!
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Ab to iqrar kr lo
or na tadpao.
ab to bata do.
or na sharmao.
k
Are bol b do
ki
ki
aap ham se
ham se
ham se
b zyada Kanjus ho sms karne me
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LET ME TEST
YOUR MATHS!
(U can read only 1 time, ok)
2+7
+9
-5
+4
+8
-2
+5
-4
+8
&
now the Question-
How many tims,U pres d button?
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