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Ladko ki morning prayer:
Radhe Radhe
kudi fasade..
Hare murari
mile kuwari..
Jai hanuman
pat jaye meri jaan
Wahe guru da khalsa
bas ek Kudi di Lalsa
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Ek Car Se takra kar ek Kabutar Behosh ho gya. Admi use ghar le gya. Pinjre me rakha. Kabutar ko hosh aaya or bola.
AAILA JAIL?
Wo CAR Wala Mar gya kya.
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Ladki: Jaan mujhe aise propose karo jaise aaj taq kisi ne na kiya ho.
Ladka: Kameeni zaleel I Love You,mujh se shadi kar ke mujhe tabah kar de kambakhat.
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Top3 College's Rules:-
1)B quiet in d Class coz,othrs r Sleeping
2)Don't forget 2 cary Urbook coz it acts as A Pillow
3)Keep d campus Clean.SO B absent!!!
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T i T A N i C
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RakhLe Gift Hai. Next Time TajMahaL Bhej Denge.iS Bar Thoda Hath Tang Hai..
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Aasman me chidiya ud rhi h
Fur...
Fur...
Fur...
Fur...
Fur...
Are mobile me kya dekh rhe hain,Aasman me dikhiye na!
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LOVE JOKES
DAD-You can't marry that young man.He doesn't make more than Rs. 5000 per month.
DAUGHTER-Oh,but Daddy, a,month flies by so fast,when u're in love.
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Man:Do you know English? Sardar:Yes! Man:Okay tell me what's the opposite of Nag Panchami? Sardar:Nag did not punch me....:)
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1 Bar Hichki Aye - Smjna I m remembring u.
2 Br aye to - I want 2 meet U.
3 Br aye to - I Mis u.
Agr fir aye
To plz pani p lijiyega!
Mjhe or b kam hai!!!
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Na Mujhe Kisi Ka Dil Chahiye
Na Mujhe Kisi Dard Ki Talash Hai,
Mere Phone Ko Jo Apna Samjh Ke Recharge Krvawy
Mujhe To Us Dost Ki Talash Hai...
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Don se dosti "Jaan ka khatra"
Pagal se dosti "dimag ko khatra"
Ladki se dosti "dil ko khatra" or
Mujhse dosti "wqt bewaqt SMS KA khatra...
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1 dost 2sre dost se:yaar aaj meri girlfrnd ka b.day h,kya du?
Dusra dost:dekhne m kaisi h?
Pehla dost:Achi h.
Dusra dost:Mera number de de.
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Khush to bahut honge ki hamara sms aa gya par hum bhi bahut chalaak hai humne padhne layak kuch likha hi nahi Ha..Ha..Ha..
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On ur single smile, thousands of people die....so keep smiling & reduce population...
But
Don't smile in front of ur mirror-warna lene ke dene pad jayenge.
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Red Rose: Pyar k liye
Yellow Rose :
Frndship k liye
White Rose :
Shanti k liye
Aur Tumhare liye ?
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"NIMA ROSE"
GARME MAY 2 BAR NHANE KE LIYE..
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1 baar 1 terrorist ne 1 budhiya k paas bomb rakh diya.
Log chillaye
Budhiya bomb
Budhiya bomb...
Wo sarma gayi aur boli...
Wo to mein jawani me thi...
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Santa-ladki fasani ati h?
Banta-nhi
Santa-seekh:
pehle kagz ka jahaz bna fir use clas me uda de.Jb mam puche to ldki ka nam lga de.BAS FAS GAI LADKI
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`U R LUCKY'..
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UdasHo!
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YaNarazHo
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KyaHuwa?
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HumFirMilenge!
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TumhariKasam!
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Ab To Muskurao!
Reply is must...
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( '.')
<)(> I Mis
!! U

( '.')
!)(? Do u miss
!! me?


(-_-) No..?
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Ok Fine!
Paise do is SMS k abhi...
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Jaha dosti =vaha pyar
Jaha pyar=vaha mohabat
Jaha mohabat = vaha Ishq
Jaha Ishq = vaha judai
Jaha judai = Vaha Dard
Jaha Dard = Vaha
Moov Lga Lena yaad se ok!
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smile is a cooling system of heart,sparking system of eyes ,lightning system of face,relaxing system of mind ,so activate your all system and keep smiling.
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Spne sch ho jate hai, Hr DUA kam aati hai, VISHVAS ki dor hai aisi APNO ko kheech lati hai . I want to see you happy always.

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Chand Taare achhe nhi lagte,Duniya k nazare achhe nhi lagte.Ya mere Khuda,Koi samjhaye tumare Maa-Baap ko,Ki ab tum KUWARE achhe nhi lagte.
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/ - ,! Yadein, .!
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Pura truck Yadon se full karke bhej rahe hai phir
Kbhi mat kehna ki Yad Nhi karte.
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