Funny cell sms

What is SARDAR?
Veeran de veer
yaaran de yaar
dushman lai talwar
siran te sohni dastar,
aapne Guru nu na bhullde,
Karde har dharam da satkar.
This is Sardar!
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JOKES
BOSS -Well Mr.RAY,u may take an appointment after consulting my secretary.
Mr.RAY-Oh,I too have tried hard but she says,she is busy for d next 10 days.
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Ek Ajeeb Haqiqat.
100 Rupiya ka note Bahut Zyada lgta he Jab "MANDIR" Me dia jaye,
Mgr Music CDs kharidne k liye Bahut chota lgta he..
3 Mint ki Hanuman chalisaPadh na Bahot Mushkil he,
Magar 3 Ghante ki Film Dekhna Boht Aasan..
1 Day Cricket k liye Log Pagal ho Rahe he,
Magar jab Mandir ki lineThodi lambi ho jaye to Log tang Aa jate hain.
Is sms ko forwd karna Bahut mushkil hota hai,
Jab k Fizool Jokes ko 4wd krna Hmara Farz ban jata he. !!
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BUDDY JOKES
Ramu to his friend: 'I had a narrow escape today BMTC bus just passed over me!
Shamu: 'Then, how did you escape?
Ramu: 'I was under a fly-over!'
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I asked God to give me a smart and intelligent friend . . .
Then he sent you on earth . . .
Bas
Tabhi se bhagwan pe bharosa uth gaya!
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7 very rare gifts given by GOD..
Dad's hug;
Mom's luv;
Brother's fight;
Sister's care;
Lovely sleep;
Friends affection;
Lover's hurting..
Don't miss them..!!
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Dear Frnd!
m Collecting
Gandhijis Photos.
I need ur Contribution
to my Collection.
To ghar me jitne bhi 10/50/100/500 / 1000 ke note h, bhej dena. . . . . :-)
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Sheran de put sher jane jande ne, Lakhan vicho SIKH hi pehchane jande ne, Maut sahmne vekh kade kise piche lukde nai,Put "Sardaran" de kde kisi agge jhukde nai.
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"God Bless You" is such a little prayer but it means so much...It means may the Lord, with his gracious hands give u more than u have prayed for...
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JOKE OF THE DAY

AKBAR:Humare ammi-abba humse itni mohabbt krte the k,hume sulane k liye sari rat jagte the,or hum fir bhi nahi sote theBIRBAL:Tbhi ap eklote reh gaye jahanpanah
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Height of "Ohh shit.." like situation:??
A guy takes blade & writes his girlfriend's name on his forearms &???
&????????
&
makes a spelling mistake..!!
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Dats called Smartness-
Ek Ladka Gadhe ke samne gir gaya. Ek khubsurat Ladki ne dekha aur kaha - Apne bade Bhai k pair chhu rahe ho?
Ladka: Ji Bhabiji !..

Q1. Agr ek din ki zindgi mile to kya magenge?
Q2. Dost aur pyar me pehli psnd?
Q3. Agr dard dene wale se pyar ho jaye to kya krenge?
Reply sooooon...
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Salesman-We sell our refrigerators at cost prices
Suprised Customer-'Then how do u make profit?'
The Salesman said-'We make our profit out of repairing them.
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Ramu-How much petrol does d tank of ur car hold?
Shamu-I don't knw.I ve only had it for 15 years n so far I ve never had enuf money to fill up d tank f my car.
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Patient 2 Dr:I need sumthing 2 stir me up,sumthn 2 put me in a fightn mood.Did u put
sumthn like dat in d prescriptn?
Dr:No need 4 dat.U ll find dat n ur bill.
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Santa-Kal Muje 5 logo ne Pita.
Banta-Fir Tu ne kya kiya!
Santa-Maine unse kaha salo ek ek karke Aao.
Banta-Phir?
Santa-Phir kya, Sabne Bari-Bari se dubara Pita.
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Son: Mai School nahi jaunga
Mom: kyu?
Son: Naukri krunga.
Mom: 4thClass padhkar kya Kaam karega?
son: 3rd class ki ladkiyo ko tution padaunga;-)
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Ek bar santa bina jali bidi pi raha tha..
Banta: Arey yaar bidi se koi dhuan nahi aa raha hai?
Santa: Kar di na sardaro wali baat sale ye CNG bidi hai.
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70 saal k
unmarried
budhe ne pepar
me add diya
"RISHTA-CHAHIYE"
1 month bad
jawab aya
Is umar me
RISHTEY Nahi
FARISHTEY aate hain.
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2 sardar bank lootne gaye
par gun bhul gaye
fir bhi bank loot liya.
Kaise..?
Bank manager bhi sardar tha,
bola koi bat nahi
I trust u..
gun kal dikha dena..!
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Typical students (like us):
flip a coin & think..
Heads- wil go 2 sleep
Tails- wil watch a movie
Stands- wil listen music
Stays in air- i wil study.
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Its a 'Say it' day.
U can say Anythin2 me which u cudn't say ever.
May it b a compliment, comment,a confession, or any cool advise..
Do Reply nw.
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GV ME A TITLE!!
-winner of heart
-inner beauty
-source of smile
-rude dude
-beautiful soul
-humerous
-sensitive
-ready 2 fght
-mis. attitude
Plz rply b honest.
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Sum people Msg U bcos they hav nthng to do, Others Msg U so tat U'll Msg them too, but me, I do bcos Msging is my way of saying " I REMEMBER U "
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If girl vomits, her parents asks :kaun tha wo kamina?
If Boy vomits :kamine kaha pikar aya hai
Moral: no matter who vomits, boys are always kamine.
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