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Moral SMS
Thursday, June 24, 2010
Mazakia sms
ROHIT-U want to marry me?
RITA-Yes,vry much.But u have known me only for 2 days.
ROHIT-Oh much longer than tat really.I work in d bank wer u hold an account.
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JOKES
Seeing a man on d sidewalk looking at his taxi,d driver approached him n asked 'Taxi, Sir?'Thanks,' said d drunkard, 'I was just wondering what it was.'
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Aapko Pta hai aaj konsa Special Day Hai
Aaj Titanic ki 94th Anniversary Hai
So Please Sab Pyar Krne Walo Se Guzarish hai ki
''DOOB MARO"
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CLASSROOM JOKES
Teacher to student-You make the same mistake as ur bench mate! What will u say about it?
Student-Sir, we have the same teacher!
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DOCTOR JOKES
The doctor was just leaving d patient who was critically ill.
DOCTOR-I'll see u tomorrow.
PATIENT-'I don't doubt that.But shall I see u?
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A Punjabi Bra Ad:Har kudi di pasand "PREETO BRA", Hun 6 sizan vich uplabdh,
1. Small,
2. Medium,
3. Vadde,
4. Oyee hoye,
5. Hay O Rabbaa,
6. O Teri Bhen Di..0
Technology Has Its Limitation. Google May B The Most Powerful Search Engine But It Couldnt Search My Chapal. I Lost In Mandir On Tuesday! Kya Fayda Google Ka..!
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"Only few true loving hearts can easily identify some little lies in your smile and some more truths in your tears."
Value those hearts... Tk cr
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Fun
Customer to shopkeeper: 'I like d cloth, but I don't like d print on it.Shopkeeper: 'Sir, don't worry about d print, it will disappear after first wash!
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SERVANT -Madam, I got these 100 Rs notes from the dustbin.
MADAM -Throw them away.They are fake.
SERVANT-I know madam.That's why I am returning them to you.
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RAMU-How can a little fellow like u be a tiger trainer?
SHAMU-My small size is d secret of my success! The tigers are waiting for me to grow a little larger!
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After huge hit of 'RAKHI KA SWAYAMWAR' now d next season coming,
'RAKHI KI SUHAGRAAT !' To participate, contact...
NDTV Imagine...
HURRY !!
Limited BEDS !!!
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TEACHER-A wise man cannot answer each n every question put forward by a foolish man.STUDENT-U r absolutely right.This is d main cause of my failure in d exams.
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Ek bacha hasta hua paida hua. Nurs ne poocha y u r laughing? Bache ne muthi kholke ipill ki tab. dikhaai aur bola "JAKO RAKHE SAI MAR SAKE NA KOI.
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RITA-Yes,vry much.But u have known me only for 2 days.
ROHIT-Oh much longer than tat really.I work in d bank wer u hold an account.
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JOKES
Seeing a man on d sidewalk looking at his taxi,d driver approached him n asked 'Taxi, Sir?'Thanks,' said d drunkard, 'I was just wondering what it was.'
--------------------
Aapko Pta hai aaj konsa Special Day Hai
Aaj Titanic ki 94th Anniversary Hai
So Please Sab Pyar Krne Walo Se Guzarish hai ki
''DOOB MARO"
--------------------
CLASSROOM JOKES
Teacher to student-You make the same mistake as ur bench mate! What will u say about it?
Student-Sir, we have the same teacher!
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DOCTOR JOKES
The doctor was just leaving d patient who was critically ill.
DOCTOR-I'll see u tomorrow.
PATIENT-'I don't doubt that.But shall I see u?
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JOKE OF THE DAY
A Punjabi Bra Ad:Har kudi di pasand "PREETO BRA", Hun 6 sizan vich uplabdh,
1. Small,
2. Medium,
3. Vadde,
4. Oyee hoye,
5. Hay O Rabbaa,
6. O Teri Bhen Di..0
Technology Has Its Limitation. Google May B The Most Powerful Search Engine But It Couldnt Search My Chapal. I Lost In Mandir On Tuesday! Kya Fayda Google Ka..!
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"Only few true loving hearts can easily identify some little lies in your smile and some more truths in your tears."
Value those hearts... Tk cr
----------------------
Fun
Customer to shopkeeper: 'I like d cloth, but I don't like d print on it.Shopkeeper: 'Sir, don't worry about d print, it will disappear after first wash!
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SERVANT -Madam, I got these 100 Rs notes from the dustbin.
MADAM -Throw them away.They are fake.
SERVANT-I know madam.That's why I am returning them to you.
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RAMU-How can a little fellow like u be a tiger trainer?
SHAMU-My small size is d secret of my success! The tigers are waiting for me to grow a little larger!
----------------------
After huge hit of 'RAKHI KA SWAYAMWAR' now d next season coming,
'RAKHI KI SUHAGRAAT !' To participate, contact...
NDTV Imagine...
HURRY !!
Limited BEDS !!!
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TEACHER-A wise man cannot answer each n every question put forward by a foolish man.STUDENT-U r absolutely right.This is d main cause of my failure in d exams.
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Ek bacha hasta hua paida hua. Nurs ne poocha y u r laughing? Bache ne muthi kholke ipill ki tab. dikhaai aur bola "JAKO RAKHE SAI MAR SAKE NA KOI.
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