Just joking

Lady 2 Police: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn't come back yet. Police: Why dont u cook something else?
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At d scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! Ive lost my hand. Sardar: Ctrl urself dont cry,c dat man.He has lost head.Is he cryng ?
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Man: I Have Changed My Mind. Sardar: Good So Does this one work better?
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1 Hand on horn 1 Hand on gear 1 Ear listing 2 Song 1 Ear on da Mobile 1 Foot on Accelerator Othr On Clutch n Eyes On Gals Welcom 2 UTH
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Gal sitting on a park bench. Funny Begger: Hi Darling!!! She angrily: How dare u cal me as Darling...? Begger: Den wat r u doin on my bed
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Failure is not only wen ur girlfriend leaves u.. It is wen u dont try for her sister...
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Imp of thumb.. Child use it 4 chewng Illiterate ppl use it 4 sign Winners 4 victory . . My FANS use it 4 readng my msgs U 2...
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JOKE OF THE DAY

Customer: I need poison. Chemist: I cant sell u. Man shows his marriage certificate. Chemist: O! sorry,I dint knew u had a prescription..

Eclairs or i-pil me kya fark hai?
. Socho
Aur socho
Choti bachchi eclairs khaa k masti karti hai
Or
Badi bachchi masti
karke
i-pil khati hai

U luk sweet when u read my msg. U luk sweeter wen u read my msg n smile. U luk sweetest wen u read my msg,smile n reply.So,luk sweetest
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Gal: Do u hav n e sentimental love cards? Shopkeeper: How abt dis card,it says 2 da only boy I ever loved Gal: Gr8, I want 10 of dem.
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A : u r Actve B : u r Best C : u r Cute D : u r Dear friend E : u r Excelnt F : u r First G : u r Gr8 it take much time 2 lie tilZ
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Congrats! Gud news 4 University Students Exams of Univ hav bn postponed up2 June 2 confirm go to site www.stopdreamingstart studyng.com
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Always Remember: Wen SHE cancels a date,its cos.. "SHE HAS TO" But Wen HE cancels a date,its cos "HE HAS 2"
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John 2 Mam: Would u punish me 4 somthing I didnt do? Mam: No,of course not. John: Gud,because I didnt do my homework.
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Teacher: 2morrow der vl b a lecture on Sun. Boy: I vl not b able 2 attend it. Teacher: y? Boy: My mom vl not allow me 2 go so far.
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Son: Papa wats da diff between mothers tear n wifes tear? Father: Mothers tear hit ur heart n wifes tears hit ur pocket.
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Boy 2 Girl b4 exam: all d best, Girl also told d same . Girl scored 80 marks n Boy failed . . Moral: 1ly Boys vsh vth true heart
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I vl L O V E U Until T O M catches J E R R Y n has him 4 D I N N E R...
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The lengthiest sms in da world.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Not been written yet....
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My attitude in Exams, They gave me ques wich I dont know, I gave dem ans wich they dont know - :)
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HEIGHT OF FLIRT : Entring late in da Class vthout permision n sayin 2 Mam- . . . . SWEETIE, CARRY ON,DONT STOP 4 ME
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V Say 21 as twenty one 31 as thirty one 41 as forty one 51 as fifty one Y not 11 as 1ty one? Doubt by bak bench Uth
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In Bollywood AMITABH In Tennis SANIA In Steel MITTAL In Busines AMBANI In CriCket Sachin N SMS ITS ME Famous
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Teacher:Boy!join these 2 sentences 2gether. I was cycling 2 school.I saw a dead body. Boy:I saw a dead body cycling to school
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Marriage:An agreement in wich a man loses his bachelors degree n a women gains her masters.
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CONGRATS. Ur phone has bn installed vth a new puzzle game. 2 play,throw ur phone against da wall.Then assemble da pieces....
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Teacher: Who is ur fav writer? Student: Ur daughter Teacher: y? Student: Evryday she gives me a nice love letter.
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If u need advise,msg ME IF U NEED A friend,CALL ME if u need help e-mail ME if u need MONEY No.ur dial not respondin at da moment..
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Dad: Wats ur result? Son: Ive faild in 5 subjects. Dad: Now onwards dont cal me 'Dad'. Son: com on dad!Its my schl test not a DNA test.
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