tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-258257078037571362024-02-08T17:36:57.975+05:30POPULAR CURRENT SMSUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger27125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25825707803757136.post-73135492048732485732010-09-22T20:38:00.003+05:302010-09-22T21:12:25.567+05:30Mast LaughingAttitude rocks.<br />"I Failed in some subjects in xam,but my frnd pased in all. Nw, he is an engineer in microsoft & i am the owner of microsoft"-Bill gates<br />Believe in urself...<br />----------------------<br />Doctr-tabiyat kaisi hai<br />Santa-pehle se zyada khrab hai<br />Doc-dawai kha li thi<br />Santa:nai dawai ki sheeshi bhari hui thi<br />Dr-i mean dawai le li thi<br />Santa-ji apne di mne le li. <br />Dr-bewkoof dwai pee li thi? <br />santa-nai dwai to lal thi...<br />Dr-abe pagal dwai ko pee lia tha? santa-nai peelia to mjhe tha :-)<br />---------------------<br />1 murde se jab uski dastan puchhi gai to usne kuchh is tarah bayan ki- hume to apno ne luta gairo me kahan dum tha,<br />Meri haddi bhi waha tuti jahan hospital band tha,<br />Mujhe woh ambulance mili jisme petrol kam tha,<br />Mujhe rikshe me bithaya kyonki kiraya kam tha,<br />Mujhe Dr. ne uthaya narso me kaha dum tha,<br />Mujhe jis bed par litaya uske niche bam tha,<br />Mujhe bam ne udaya goli me kanha dam tha,<br />Mujhe sadak par he dafnaya kyonki kabristan me bhi function tha...<br />---------------------<br />Santa Cricket Khel Kar Aaya. <br />Banta:Kitne Run Banaye? <br />Santa:Century Hone Me 99 Run Baki The Or me Out Ho Gya.<br />Banta: shit Yar.<br />---------------------<br />Consequences of American life style.. <br />wife rushed in 2 house screaming her husband-"Darlng, Come quick.. Ur kids n my kids r beating our Kids.!!"<br />---------------------<br /><div style="border: 10px inset rgb(255, 0, 153);"><br /><p align="center"><strong><span style="color:red;">JOKE OF THE DAY</span></strong><img src="http://www.websmileys.com/sm/violent/sterb023.gif" /><br /></p><center><span style="font-family:monotype corsiva;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(30, 144, 255);"><strong><span style="text-decoration: blink;"><span style="font-family:monotype corsiva;"><span style="font-size:150;"><br />Diff.between new couples & old couples? New couples "LIPS"mila k sote h,or old couples "HIPS" mila k..<br><br />Definition of Cigarette - A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other.<img src="http://www.websmileys.com/sm/violent/sterb023.gif" /></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></center></div><span style="font-family:monotype corsiva;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(30, 144, 255);"><strong></strong></span><strong><br /></strong></span><strong></strong></span><br />Lady 2 dentist: Oooh.. daant nikalwane se to pregnant hona jada aasan hota hai.<br />Dentist: jaldi soch lo fir me chair usi hisaab se set karunga....!!!!!<br />---------------------<br />Pati k Marne k Next day,Wife Ne Paper Me Ad diya<br />"Antim Sanskar Me Shamil Hue Sab Logo Ko Thanx"<br />FROM:<br />REENA(32)<br />Height-5'4",36/24/36 Gora Rang<br />*Bacche Nhi hai<br />----------------------.<br />A VERY FUNNY QUOTE<br />"Come like a Racer,<br />Sit like a Yogi,<br />&<br />Go like a King...!<br />Nw u'll ask "Whats funny?<br />This slogan was written on a....<br />TOILET DOOR<br />----------------------<br />man:bhagwan india se america tak sadak bna do.<br />God: kyu....<br />man:vaha mera beta rehta h or meri wife uske paas jana chahti h..<br />God:ye mushkil h or kuch mango..<br />man: meri wife ki budhhi badal do..<br />God:sadak sigle line banani h ya double line...<br />-----------------------<br />POLICE JOKES- A Traffic cop stops a guy for speeding.'I've been waiting all day for you,' says the cop. The guy replies, 'Well I've got here as fast as I can.' <br /><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#cc0000;"><a href="http://currentsms.blogspot.com/2010/06/just-sms.html">Previous</a>...............................................................</span> <span style="color:#ff0000;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><a href="http://currentsms.blogspot.com/2010/09/man-looses-evrything-bcoz-of-drinking.html">Next</span></a></span></strong>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25825707803757136.post-90710240943735370202010-09-14T20:33:00.004+05:302010-09-22T21:14:11.243+05:30A man looses evrything bcoz of drinking;<br />He sees empty beer botles & smashes d 1st one swearing<br />"u r d reason i dont have a wife",<br />Smashes 2nd one saying<br />"u r d reason i dont have a job."<br />3rd bottle,he notices it was sealed & full of beer,he says<br />"STAND ASIDE I KNOW U R NOT INVOLVED."<br />--------------------<br />Girl in da party, to man: <br />excuse me kya aap mere face se ek cheez hata sakte hain? <br />man: (khush ho ke) ha bolo <br />girl: apni kutte jaisi nazar !<br><br />A very imp message from God to all men and women-Lying with somebody on bed & screaming<br />"OH MY GOD..!<br />OH GOD..!<br />OH GOD..!"<br />will not be considered as PRAYER<br />-------------------<br />Ek aadmi ne zoo me 3 zubaane bolne wala totaa dekha Jo english, hindi aur haryanvi bolta tha.<br />Usne 3 zubane test karni chahi. <br />Aadmi- who are u? <br />Totaa- I am parrot.<br />Aadmi- Tum koun ho?<br />Totaa- Mein totaa hoon.<br />Aadmi - Tu kaun se re?<br />Totaa- Teri maa ka khasam su saale, ek baar me samajh na aawe ke.<br />--------------------<br />Saas: Bahu naya chawal aya hai, kaisa hai ?<br />Bahu: Ekdm apke Ladke jaisa, chadhate hi pak jata hai or pani chhod deta hai, Turant utarna padta hai !<br />--------------------<br />Bhagwan Ne Aurat Ko<br />Sunder Bnaya,<br />khubsurat Dimag Dia<br />Hirni C Aakhe<br />Gulab Se Hoth<br />Pyar Bhara Dil Diya<br />Fir..<br />Juban Dekar<br />Sab Par Pani Fer Diya:-P<br />:-)<br />--------------------<br /><div style="border: 10px inset rgb(255, 0, 153);"><br /><p align="center"><strong><span style="color:red;">JOKE OF THE DAY</span></strong><img src="http://www.websmileys.com/sm/violent/sterb023.gif" /><br /></p><center><span style="font-family:monotype corsiva;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(30, 144, 255);"><strong><span style="text-decoration: blink;"><span style="font-family:monotype corsiva;"><span style="font-size:150;"><br />Teacher: Sb se jyada calcium kis dudh me hai? Boy:16sal ki ladki k dudh me..Q k ispe moo lagao to jism k un hisso mein b jaan aajati hai jisme haddi nahi hoti..<br><br />Ma:Beta paper kida hoya?Beta:Bas rehn de ched na darda nu,satho dard sunaya nhi jana.Ma:Te tere veer da?Beta:Eh jo slli-slli aundi e hawa,oh v kite ronda hovega.<br /><img src="http://www.websmileys.com/sm/violent/sterb023.gif" /></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></center></div><span style="font-family:monotype corsiva;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(30, 144, 255);"><strong></strong></span><strong><br /></strong></span><strong></strong></span><br />SantavKo uska Sasur Jute Mar RahaTha<br />Man-Q Mar Rahe Ho?<br />Sasur-maine ise Hospital Se SMS Kiya,TUM BAAP BAN GYE ho.<br />Isne Apne Sare Doston Ko Frwd kr diya :-)<br />--------------------<br />Santa made a cal 2 da hospital 2 enquire bou' hiz pregnant wife.But da cal wnt 2 a Crickt stadium. He askd.. 'wat iz da conditn?' Santa hd a heart attck aftr he got da answr.. "7 r olready out.3 more stil 2 cum.first 1 was a duck..!!!<br />--------------------<br />Husband makes a peg of whisky & shout on wife:<br />"PEE ISKO" Wife: "Chhiiiiii" "Kitna Kadva hai."?<br />Husband: "Aur tu sochti hai ki main roz AISH krta hu<br />--------------------<br />Fighter pilot santa kamyabi k baad apna jahaaj land karne pe bohat khush hua..<br />Niche utarne pe staff ne usey hatho hath lia aur airman uski wardi utarne me help karne lge..<br />Santa (fakr se): Aaj maine Pakistan ke 4 jahaaz, 2 helicopter or 1 tank ko mara h..<br />Airman: Wo sab to theek hai, lekin sir ji apne 1 galti kar di..<br />Santa :Kaun si galti??<br />Airman: Bas aap isi khushi me Pakistan me hi land kar gye hain.. @<br />---------------------<br />Santa plane land hote hi chillane laga-Banglore aaya banglore aaya Balle Balle,<br />Air hostess-hello sir.B silent.<br />Santa-Ok, anglore aaya anglore aaya alle alle.<br />---------------------<br />Jokes<br />TEASERS- If Some1 asks me whom do I love d most?<br />I wud sit next to u put my arm around u and aay proudly, I Love Animals Especially this Monkey.<br />---------------------<br />Mouse Marige song,<br />CHUHE ka SEHRA suhana lgta h,<br />CHUHIYA ka to DIL diwana lgta h,<br />pal bhar me aise Kutarte h kapde,<br />ab to hr kapda purana lgta he,,,?<br />-----------------------<br />Memories play vry confusing<br />role in everybody's life;They make u laugh when u remember d time u cried..,But they make u cry when u remember d time u laughed..<br />-----------------------<br />Never kiss a doctor she said next,never kiss a lawyer she said objection,always kiss a teacher she said do it 5 times and revise it tommorow.<br />-----------------------<br />Teacher to Electronics Students<br />NAADE ko English mai kya kehte hai ?<br />Student:- P.H.D.<br />Teacher: Kya Matlab ?<br />Student - Pejama Holding Device<br />------------------------<br /><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#cc0000;"><a href="http://currentsms.blogspot.com/2010/09/mast-laughing.html">Previous</a>...............................................................</span> <span style="color:#ff0000;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><a href="http://currentsms.blogspot.com/2010/09/y-u-laughing.html">Next</span></a></span></strong>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25825707803757136.post-52009287526455621122010-09-12T21:09:00.003+05:302010-09-14T21:41:27.128+05:30Y u laughingJokes<br />Employee1: I think the new cashier is dishonest. Employee 2: You shouldn't judge by appearances. Employee 1: Im not. I'm judging by disappearances!<br />------------------------<br />Jokes<br />Doctor, Doctor, You've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands shaking!' 'Do you drink a lot?' 'Not really - I spill most of it!'<br />------------------------<br />Jokes<br />Definition of Yawn - The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.<br />------------------------<br />Only 842 girls left for every 1000 boys...<br />Save girls !!<br />We can save the tigers later...<br />Sher chahiye ya Bandi...??<br />------------------------<br />Bald Man to Stylist in Beauty Shop: If you can make my hair look like yours without causing me pain,I'll pay you Rs.5000. Stylist said ok and shaved her head.<br />------------------------<br />Papa-Ye kya tmhre maths me out of 100 me 1 mrks aye h<br />Son-Jb irado me ho dum to hoslo me q nhi<br />P-Wht?<br />S-Srf 2 zero ka farak h papa aa jaynge..<br />------------------------<br />Man on phone What time does library open?Reply: 9 A.M. Man: So late? Reply: U want to get in before 9? Man: I don't want to get in. I want to get out.<br /><div style="border: 10px inset rgb(255, 0, 153);"><br /><p align="center"><strong><span style="color:red;">JOKE OF THE DAY</span></strong><img src="http://www.websmileys.com/sm/violent/sterb023.gif" /><br /></p><center><span style="font-family:monotype corsiva;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(30, 144, 255);"><strong><span style="text-decoration: blink;"><span style="font-family:monotype corsiva;"><span style="font-size:150;"><br />A SENSEFULL STORY.. <br />A mechanic was removing the engine parts from a motorcycle,when he saw famous heart surgeon in his shop..<br />He called the surgeon and said.. "Look at this engine...I opened its heart,took the valves out, repaired and put them back"...<br />So why do I get such a small salary and u get such a huge sum.... <br />The doctor smiled at the mechanic and came close 2 his ear and said.... <br />"Try the same when the engine is running."<img src="http://www.websmileys.com/sm/violent/sterb023.gif" /></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></center></div><span style="font-family:monotype corsiva;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(30, 144, 255);"><strong></strong></span><strong><br /></strong></span><strong></strong></span><br />Wife: Why are u worried? Doctor: I think I've finally cured Bhola. Wife: So y are u worried? Doctor:I ve given him so many pills I don't know which one worked.<br />-----------------------<br />What is Tension?<br />1 Sunder Ladki Ne Sirf Apse Lift Maangi<br />Raste Me Uski Tabiyat Kharab Ho Gai<br />Aap Use Hospital Le Gaye<br />Dr. Bola - Ap Baap Banne Wale Ho<br />LO JI HO GAYI TENSION<br />Aap Bole Main Iska Baap Nhi Hu<br />Fir Ladki Boli Yahi Iska Baap h<br />OR TENSION<br />Police Aayi Aapka Medical Checkp hua<br />Report Aayi Ki Aap To Kabhi Baap Hi Nhi Ban Sakte<br />Apko or Tension<br />apne thank GOD Kha<br />or nikal liye<br />fir socha ghar pe jo 2 bache h vo kiske h<br />THIS IS REAL TENSION.<br />------------------------<br />Santa khaali baitha tha, Banta-ye kya kar rahe ho?<br />Santa-badla le raha hu<br />Banta-kisse<br />Santa-waqt se usne mujhe barbaad kiya,ab main waqt ko barbaad kar raha hu.<br />------------------------<br />Gabbar:Tatti kar basanti. VEERU:Nhi Basnti in kutto k samne mat karna ye tmhe pani b nhi denge or chutar us kutte se chatvange jo msg padh raha hai.ha.ha.ha.<br />------------------------<br />TEASERS- HELP.Cops are after a suspect who smart, witty, sexy and good lookin...so where you gonna hide ME?<br />------------------------<br />Masterji studnts se bole-<br />koi aashiqi wala sher sunao..<br />Studnt-<br />mota marta moti pe,<br />bhuka marta roti pe,<br />mastarji ki 3 betiya,<br />me to marta chhoti pe..<br />-------------------------<br />Police stopped circus juggler for speeding, and asked juggler to perform. Another car passed by. Driver said: Oh my God, is that the new drunken driving test?<br /><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#cc0000;"><a href="http://currentsms.blogspot.com/2010/09/man-looses-evrything-bcoz-of-drinking.html">Previous</a>...............................................................</span> <span style="color:#ff0000;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><a href="http://currentsms.blogspot.com/2010/09/just-laugh.html">Next</span></a></span></strong>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25825707803757136.post-33118004800006268452010-09-06T19:59:00.002+05:302010-09-06T20:22:14.713+05:30just laughChuhe ko billi lagi gori,<br />dono milne lge chori chori,<br />chuha bola gori aa khele ankh micholi,<br />billi ne chuhe ko khaya, or boli <br />"I HATE LUV STORY!"<br />-------------------<br />Santa to banta: Hum dono me kya rishta he<br />Banta- Jo Besan or Pakode ka he<br />Santa-wo kese<br />Banta-Qki jab Besan SANTA hai tabhi to Pakoda BANTA he<br />--------------------<br />2 ENGG. Student raat me padhte hue<br />1st:Kitne bje hai.<br />2nd: 1patthar uthakar samne k ghar par mara<br />1 aurat nikli boli:Kamino ab to so jao rat k 3 baj rahe he<br />--------------------<br />Minister to Sexy wife: sach sach batao tumne kitni bar humse bewafai ki?<br />Wife:3 bar.<br />MINSTER-kab aur kaha?<br />WIFE: jab apka heart operation hua to Dr ke saath,<br />Fir jab Aap jail me band hue to judge ke sath. <br />MINSTER-Tisri bar ?<br />WIFE- Jab apko sarkar banani thi Aur apke pass 78 MLA kum the<br /><div style="border: 10px inset rgb(255, 0, 153);"><br /><p align="center"><strong><span style="color:red;">JOKE OF THE DAY</span></strong><img src="http://www.websmileys.com/sm/violent/sterb023.gif" /><br /></p><center><span style="font-family:monotype corsiva;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(30, 144, 255);"><strong><span style="text-decoration: blink;"><span style="font-family:monotype corsiva;"><span style="font-size:150;"><br />80yr Old man to Dr:<br />My 20yr old Wife is Pregnant.<br />Dr: Ek Kahani suno. 1 Shikari shikar pe jate hue jaldi me Gun ki jagah Umbrela le gaya. Jungle me uske samne Lion aaya, Usne Umbrela ka Handle Khicha or Fire kiya, Lion mar gaya..<br />Old man:-Impossible, Kisi aur ne Goli mari hogi.<br />Dr: 'EXACTLY'<br /><img src="http://www.websmileys.com/sm/violent/sterb023.gif" /></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></center></div><span style="font-family:monotype corsiva;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(30, 144, 255);"><strong></strong></span><strong><br /></strong></span><strong></strong></span><br />Defintion of Arrange Marriage..<br />"Bika hua Maal vapis nahi hoga"..<br />&<br />Defintion of Love Marriage> <br />"Pahle Istemal kare, Phir Vishwas kare"<br />----------------------------<br />Frogs had competition to reach top of hill.<br />All frogs shouted,its impossible.<br />Bt,1 frog reached d top. Hw?<br />He was deaf.<br />'Be a deaf 4 negative words'..:-)<br />-----------------------------<br />A boy got a job in a girls' hostel.. After one month, warden asked the boy: Why didn't u come to take ur salary?? Boy- KYA ????<br />Salary bhi milegi...::-.<br />-----------------------------<br />If Columbus had a GF, he might have never discovered America becoz...<br />GF: Where r u going?<br />With whom? How r u going? To discover what?<br />Why only u? What should I do wen u r gone? Can i cum wid u? Wen wil u b back?<br />Whr wil u stay? U'll miss me na?<br />COLUMBUS: Le meri maa, nahi jata! Khush....<br />BE SINGLE!!:-)<br />------------------------------<br />Husband and wife in the middle of quarrel. Hubby: Be careful. You will bring out the animal in me. Wife: So what? Who's afraid of a mouse?<br />------------------------------<br />A Bhakt:Bhagwan Mujhe Dard De,<br />Dukh De<br />Tension De<br />Mujhe Barbad Kar De<br />Mere Piche Har Mushkil Laga De<br />Bhagwan: Abe Sale Ek Line Me Bol<br />"GIRLFRIEND" CHAHIYE.<br />------------------------------<br />Callgirl bimar ho Gayi <br />Doctor - yeh lo davai aur tumhe araam ki sakht jarurat hai, is liye 3 din bistar se <br />rehna.;-)<br />------------------------------<br />1 Call Girl ka janaaza nikla to use dekh k 1 Aadmi bola-Chalo achchha hua.!aakhir aapas me dono milli to sahi---Kisi ne puchha kon dono.?<br />Wo bola-:Uski Taange.<br />------------------------------<br />Gangu said to Mangu, I have invented a new kind of computer which behaves like a human being. Whenever it makes a mistake, it blames other computers.'<br /><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#cc0000;"><a href="http://frnzship.blogspot.com/2009/01/friendship-magical-relationship.html">Previous</a>...............................................................</span> <span style="color:#ff0000;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><a href="http://currentsms.blogspot.com/2010/09/2-much-funny.html">Next</span></a></span></strong>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25825707803757136.post-49176051625066959302010-09-05T18:23:00.003+05:302010-09-06T20:23:08.415+05:302 much funnyआपके मनोरंजन के लिये पेश है यह.....<br />इसे भी पढ़िये.... अच्छा लगे तो जवाब दीजियेगा।<br /><br />अमृतसर के पागलखाने में नया मरीज भर्ती किया गया। उसका चेकअप करते हुऐ एक डाक्टर ने कहा कि आप मानसिक रूप से तौ ठीक ठाक लग रहे हैं..... फिर यहां कैसे आ गये।<br />मरीज बोला डाक्टर मैं ठीक हूं पर बात यह है कि कुछ समय पहले मैंने एक विधवा से शादी की...... उसके एक जवान बेटी थी..... मेरे पिता जी ने उससे शादी कर ली और फिर मेरी पत्नी मेरे पिता जी की सास बन गई। कुछ समय बाद मेरे पिता जी के घर बेटी पैदा हुई और वह मेरी सौतेली बहन बन गई। इसके अलावा वह मेरी नवासी भी थी। क्योंकि मैं उसकी नानी का पति था। अब मेरे घर बेटा हुआ। एक तरफ मेरी सौतेली मां मेरे बेटे की बहन लगती थी क्योंकि वह उसकी मां का बेटा था। दूसरी तरफ वह उसकी दादी लगती थी क्योंकि वह मेरी मां भी थी। इस तरह मेरा बेटा मेरी मां का भाई बन गया। डाक्टर साहब आप सोचो मेरे पिताजी मेरे दामाद और मैं उनका ससुर.... इतना ही नहीं मेरी सौतेली मां मेरे बेटे की बहन यानि मेरा बेटा मेरा मामा और मैं अपने बेटे का भांजा...... तभी अचानक डाक्टर जोर-जोर से रोने लगा और उसने मरीज से पूछा कि मेरे बाप मैं कौन हूं ?<br />---------------------<br />*.एक दिन राजू के पापा एक रोबोट ले कर आये.<br /><br />वह रोबोट झूठ पकड़ सकता था और झूठ बोलने वाले को गाल पर खीँच कर चांटा मार देता था.<br /><br />आज राजू स्कूल से घर देर से आया था... पापा ने पूछा "घर लौटने में देर क्यो हो गयी?"<br /><br />"आज हमारी एक्स्ट्रा क्लासेस थी" राजू ने जवाब दिया...<br /><br />रोबोट अचानक अपनी जगह से उछला और जमकर राजू के गाल पर चांटा मार दिया.<br /><br />पापा हंसकर बोले, "ये रोबोट हर झूठ को पकड़ सकता है और झूठ बोलने वाले को चांटा भी मारता है. अब सच क्या है यह बताओ... कहाँ गए थे?"<br /><br />"में फिल्म देखने गया था" राजू बोला<br /><br />"कौन सी फिल्म?" पापा ने कड़ककर पूछा<br /><br />"हनुमान"<br />चटाक... अभी राजू की बात पूरी भी नहीं हुई थी की उसके गाल पर रोबोट ने एक जोर का चांटा मारा.<br /><br />"कौन सी फिल्म?" पापा ने फिर पूछा<br /><br />"कातिल जवानी."<br /><br />पापा ग़ुस्से में बोले "शर्म आनी चाहिए तुम्हे. जब में तुम्हारे जितना था तब ऐसी हरकत नहीं किया करता था."<br /><br />चटाक... रोबोट ने एक चांटा मारा... इस बार पापा के गाल पर.<br /><br />यह सुनते ही मम्मी किचन में से आते हुए बोली "आख़िर तुम्हारा बेटा है ना... झूठ तो बोलेगा ही"<br /><br />अब मम्मी की बारी थी... चटाक!<br />---------------------<br />*.एक बार एक तोता (Bole to Parrot ) उड़ रहा था फुल स्पीड पर .... <br /><br />उसके सामने फुल स्पीड में एक फेर्रारी आ रही थी ...<br /><br />दोनों की टक्कर हुई ...<br /><br />तोता बेहोश ...<br /><br />रास्ते में एक भिखारी था <br /><br />उसने तोते को उठाया और घर ले गया ...<br /><br />उसको मरहम लगाया .. <br /><br />और पिंजरे में रख दिया ...<br /><br />जब तोते को होश आया ...<br /><br /><br />उसने अपने आप को पिंजरे में देखा ...<br />बोला...<br />"आईला ... जेल .... व्हो फेर्रारी का ड्राईवर मर गया क्या ?? <br />---------------------<br />*.आज हम एक अजीबो गरीब प्राणी के बारे में पढायेंगे . . . . . . . .<br /><br />इस जंतु का नाम है "GirlFriend" . . . . . .<br /><br />ये अक्सर "Boyfriend" के साथ पाई जाती है !<br /><br />इनका पोस्टिक आहार "Boyfriend" का भेजा होता है !<br /><br />इनको अक्सर नाराज होने का नाटक करते हुए देखा जा सकता है ! पर अगर पैसे खर्च किये जाये तो फीर नाटक ख़त्म हो जाता है...<br /><br />इस प्राणी का सबसे खतरनाक हथियार रोना और इमोशनली ब्लैक मेल करना होता है !<br /><br />गर्ल फ्रेंड से ब्रेक अप पर टेंशन नाम की बीमारी हो जाती है, जिसका कोई इलाज नहीं.. ये ही एक ऐसा प्राणी है जिसपे कोई विस्वास नहीं करता है...<br /><br />गर्ल फ्रेंड के लिए बॉय फ्रेंड कुछ भी कर सकता है, यहाँ तक की हस्ते हस्ते कुत्ता भी बनता है... इस प्राणी में बहुत सारे अवगुण फीर भी ये प्राणी इतनी आसानी से नहीं मिलता है, ये प्राणी भाव बहुत खाता है, पर इस प्राणी के पास होता कुछ भी नहीं है जो वास्तविक हो जिसपे भाव खाया जा सके..... ये प्राणी नर प्राणी को बर्बाद करने में कोई भी कसर नहीं छोरता <br />---------------------<br /><div style="border: 10px inset rgb(255, 0, 153);"><br /><p align="center"><strong><span style="color:red;">JOKE OF THE DAY</span></strong><img src="http://www.websmileys.com/sm/violent/sterb023.gif" /><br /></p><center><span style="font-family:monotype corsiva;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(30, 144, 255);"><strong><span style="text-decoration: blink;"><span style="font-family:monotype corsiva;"><span style="font-size:150;"><br />Pathan Ladki se: I Love you ! Ladki:Tameez se baaat karo Pathan:<br />Bismilllah Hir rehman Nir Reheeem, with due respect I beg to say that<br />"I Love you".<img src="http://www.websmileys.com/sm/violent/sterb023.gif" /></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></center></div><span style="font-family:monotype corsiva;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(30, 144, 255);"><strong></strong></span><strong><br /></strong></span><strong></strong></span><br /><br />*.Santa roz purane Boss k ghar k aage potty karta tha.Boss:aisa kyu karte ho?Santa:Tumhe yeh batane k liye ki tumhari naukri k bina mai bhukha nahi mar raha hu..<br />---------------------<br />*.10+2 karne k baad papa ne kaha-ab tum kya karna chahti ho.Girl-BBA.Father-bahut accha.Par ye BBA hota kya hai..Girl-'B'oyfriend ki 'B'ike par 'A'ish karna.<br />---------------------<br />*.Beti-Mom ye husband kya hota hai?Mom-Jab tum badi ho kar ek acchi ladki banogi to tumhe bi ek milega.Beti-Agar acchi ladki nahi bani to?Mom-to fir bahut milenge.<br />---------------------<br />*.If ever i was rude to u.if ever i was angry wid u..if ever i was misbehaved wid u then dont hesitate juz slap urself...Galti tumhari hi hogi.<br />---------------------<br />*.Ek survey k anusaar 50% ladkiyo ko shaadi se pahle sex chahiye.or mera Question ye hai ki aisi ladkiya kaha hai..<br />---------------------<br />*.Man-sir,my wife is missing.Postman-yeh post office hai police station nahi..!Man-kya karu,kahan jau,khushi k maare kuch samajh nahi aa raha..<br />---------------------<br />*.Husband & wife dono hotel me gaye,To ek ladki ne hello kiya.Wife kaun thi yeh..Husband:Tum plz mera dimaag kharab mat karo!Abhi usko bhi batana hai ki tum kaun ho?<br />---------------------<br />*.I think that I'm a chicken<br />Psychiatrist: What's your problem?<br />Patient: I think I'm a chicken.<br />Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?<br />Patient: Ever since I was an egg!<br />---------------------<br />*.Meeting rules for managers:<br />1) Never arrive on time, or you will be stamped a beginner.<br />2) Don't say anything until the meeting is half over; this stamps you as being wise.<br />3) Be as vague as possible; this prevents irritating the others.<br />4) When in doubt, suggest that a subcommittee be appointed.<br />5) Be the first to move for adjournment; this will make you popular - it's what everyone is waiting for.<br />---------------------<br />*.Why is the number 10 afraid of seven?<br />Because seven ate nine, and 10 is next.<br />---------------------<br />*.The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his cheek. "I assume," she snarled, "that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in at six o'clock in the morning?"<br />"There is." he replied, "Breakfast."<br />---------------------<br />*.A couple goes to an art gallery. They find a picture of a naked women with only her privates covered with leaves. The wife doesn’t like it and moves on but the huband keeps looking.<br />The wife asks: "What are you waiting for?"<br />The husband replies: "Autumn."<br />---------------------<br />*.A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said: "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen." In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong.<br />"The bus driver insulted me," she fumed.<br />The man sympathized and said "Why, he's a public servant and shouldn't say things to insult passengers."<br />"You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind."<br />"That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."<br />---------------------<br />*.You find yourself stuck in a hole with a murderer, a rapist, and a lawyer. You're armed but you only have 2 bullets left, what do you do?<br />Shoot the lawyer. Twice.<br />---------------------<br />*.What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common?<br />They can both smell it but can't eat it.<br />---------------------<br />*.Chinese: Me not come to work, me sick.<br />Boss: When I’m sick I have sex with my wife, try it.<br />Later chinese called back: It worked. Me better. You got nice house!<br />---------------------<br />*.in the immigrations office at the airport:<br />- Name?<br />- Ahmed.<br />- Sex?<br />- three times a week.<br />- no, I mean: male or female?<br />- Doesnt matter, sometimes even with camel.<br />---------------------<br />*.A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you’re stupid, stand up!"<br />After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you’re stupid, Little Johnny?"<br />"No, ma’am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"<br />---------------------<br />*.HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN?<br />Compliment her, cuddle her, kiss her, carees her, love her, stroke her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, wine and dine her, buy gifts for her, listen to her, respect her, stand by her, support her, go to the ends of the earth for her.<br />HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN?<br />Arrive naked ... with beer.<br />---------------------<br />*.9/11 Terrorists Attacks<br />Musharraf calls Bush on 11th Sept:<br />Musharraf: Mr President, I would like to express my condolences to you. It is a real tragedy. So many people, such great building... I would like to ensure that we had nothing in connection with that...<br />Bush: What buildings? What people??<br />Musharraf: Oh, and what time is it in America now?<br />Bush: It's Eight in the morning.<br />Musharraf: Oops...Will call back in an hour!<br />---------------------<br />*.Ek Ameer Ladki ko School me Garib Parivar pe Essay Likhne ko Kaha Gya.<br />Essay me usne Likha:<br />Ek Garib Parivar tha,<br />Pita Garib,<br />Maa Garib,<br />Bache Garib.<br />Parivar me4 Naukr the,<br />wo bhi Gareeb.<br />Car bi Tutti Hui SAFARI thi.Unka Garib Driver Bachon ko Tutti Car me School Chhod K Aata tha.<br />Bachon K paas Purane N95 Mobile the.<br />Bache Hafte me 3 bar Hi Chicken Khate the.<br />Ghar me 4 Hi 2nd Hand A.C. The.<br />Sara Parivar Badi Mushkil se Aish kar raha thha.....................<br />---------------------<br />*.STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS:<br /><br />BOY : May I hold your hand?<br />GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.<br /><br />GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!<br />BOY : You love me...<br /><br />GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??<br />BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??<br /><br />GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.<br />BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple<br /><br />GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.<br />BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??<br /><br />BOY : I love you and I could die for you!<br />GIRL : How soon??<br /><br />BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!<br />GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??<br />---------------------<br /><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#cc0000;"><a href="http://currentsms.blogspot.com/2010/09/just-laugh.html">Previous</a>...............................................................</span> <span style="color:#ff0000;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><a href="http://currentsms.blogspot.com/2010/08/sms2010.html">Next</span></a></span></strong>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25825707803757136.post-3498879158365267512010-08-29T18:16:00.005+05:302010-09-05T18:41:25.954+05:30sms2010History prof was on leave<br />So science prof was askd 2<br />prepar history Q paper<br />Studnts stunnd seein 1 Q<br />DSCRIBE JHANSI ki RANI WIT A NEAT DIAGRAM & LABEL D PARTS.<br />------------------------<br />Teachr: Main kisi par bhi 1 nazar dal k bta sakti hu k wo mere bare me kya soch raha h.<br />1 baccha: Miss jab apko pta chal jata hoga toh badi sharm ati hogi na;<br />------------------------<br />LOVE JOKE<br />Difference btw biology and sociology.<br />A-When the baby looks like his dad, its BIOLOGY.<br />When the baby looks like the neighbour its SOCIOLOGY.<br />-------------------------<br />RIDDLE<br />Name 3 consecutive days without using the words Monday,Tuesday,Wednesday,Thursday,Friday,Saturday or Sunday?<br />Ans-Yesterday,Today and Tomorrow.<br />-------------------------<br />OFFICE BLUES<br />SID-Y did u quit ur last job?<br />MANGU-Sickness<br />SID-Wat was it?<br />MANGU-My boss was sick of me.<br />-------------------------<br />OFFICE BLUES<br />Notice by HR- We will not accept ur doctors statement as proof.<br />We believe that if u are able to go to the doctor...<br /> You are able to go to work.<br />-------------------------<br /><div style="border: 10px inset rgb(255, 0, 153);"><br /><p align="center"><strong><span style="color:red;">JOKE OF THE DAY</span></strong><img src="http://www.websmileys.com/sm/violent/sterb023.gif" /><br /></p><center><span style="font-family:monotype corsiva;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(30, 144, 255);"><strong><span style="text-decoration: blink;"><span style="font-family:monotype corsiva;"><span style="font-size:150;"><br />Ladki: Condom dena.<br />Dukandar: Kis liye ?<br />Ladki: tere Baap<br />ko Gift dungi taaki tere jaise kam dimaag wala, dusra c*hutiya paida na ho!<img src="http://www.websmileys.com/sm/violent/sterb023.gif" /></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></center></div><span style="font-family:monotype corsiva;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(30, 144, 255);"><strong></strong></span><strong><br /></strong></span><strong></strong></span><br /><br />OFFICE BLUES<br />CEO to employees<br />If you work hard this year<br />I will give you cheques for Rs. 50,000.<br />If you work hard again next year,<br />I'll sign those cheques<br />--------------------------<br />Muskarate chehron ko bhi gam ho sakta hai...... Muskarate chehron ko bhi gam ho sakta hai .......... . Lawaris wastuain na chuain bomb ho sakta hai ... :))<br />--------------------------<br />Jokes<br />Patient:Doctor I am very worried about the outcome of this eye operation.Wat are the chances? Doctor: Don't worry you wont be able to see the difference.<br />-------------------------<br />Interviewer: Congrats, u r selectd...<br />Ur 1st Yr Salary is Rs 60,000 & Next Year it'll Be 1 lakh...<br />Manpreet: Ok sir..!!<br />Thank u very much.<br />I will join Nxt year.<br />--------------------------<br />Ultimate bezzati<br />Garmi me Bus Stop pe Log bus K intizaar me khade the,<br />1 bhikari aya,<br />Sub se paise liye<br />Or<br />Taxi me baith kar chala gaya.!!<br />---------------------------<br />QUESTION of the DAY<br />jab PYAR aur<br />JANG me sab kuch<br />JAYAZ hai..<br />to PYAR me hone wala BACCHA NAJAYAZ KYU Hai...<br />jago grhak jago..<br />---------------------------<br />Take this stR'ess test.<br />By A'nswering<br />these tWo questions..<br />1. Which mouse<br /> has two legs?<br />Mickey mouse !<br />2. Which duck has 2 legs?<br />If you answered<br />Donald Duck<br />You are under stress...<br />BeCause<br />All ducks have two legs:-P<br /><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#cc0000;"><a href="http://currentsms.blogspot.com/2010/09/2-much-funny.html">Previous</a>...............................................................</span> <span style="color:#ff0000;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><a href="http://currentsms.blogspot.com/2010/08/mast-msgs.html">Next</span></a></span></strong>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25825707803757136.post-31552454131334112542010-08-29T17:55:00.005+05:302010-08-29T18:35:37.446+05:30Mast msgsA boy wrote love letter wid his BLOOD to a medical girl & said Khat ka jawab zarur dena. <br />Girl replied:<br />Blood group=B+,<br />Hemoglobin=8,Sugar=ok,<br />Fees<br />100Rs<br />-------------------------<br />Ek ladki aur Sardar ko pyar ho gaya.<br />LADKI: Sardarji aapko meri bilkul parwah nahi hai.<br />SARDAR: O'Pagli pyar karnewale kisi ki parwah nahi karte.<br />-------------------------<br />Good heart and good nature are two different things, good heart can who many relationship but good nature can sustain life long relationship...<br />-------------------------<br />To<br />The Principal<br />School<br />PUNJAB<br />Sir<br />Gal Yeh hai ki school vich<br />sadda aaj kal dil nahi lagda. Raat nu neend nahi aandi, Qki school vich kudiyan ghat rahi hai, Te saddi class vich 1 vi nahi hai, Jo or class vich hai o sab enni mariyal han ki dekhan nu ji ni karda aur Nakhre te asman pe han, Te Madam v koi khaas<br />pataka nahi han, Or kuch ni to tusi kam se kam 3-4 sohni kaam valiyan<br />hi rakh lawo..Twadi vaddi meherwani howangi<br />URs FAITHFULLY<br />student<br />--------------------------<br /><div style="border: 10px inset rgb(255, 0, 153);"><br /><p align="center"><strong><span style="color:red;">SMS OF THE DAY</span></strong><img src="http://www.websmileys.com/sm/violent/sterb023.gif" /><br /></p><center><span style="font-family:monotype corsiva;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(30, 144, 255);"><strong><span style="text-decoration: blink;"><span style="font-family:monotype corsiva;"><span style="font-size:150;"><br />Pati BANGKOK gya. Bahut dino tak nai lauta, to Patni ne SMS kiya:-<br />"DARLING,waha tum jo KHARID rahe ho,kya main wo yaha BECHNA shuru karu?<br />Nxt day pati wapis.!<br><br>Aise Q hote He?<br />1.Papa kahte hai beta padhai karke kuch bano to bura lagta H par yahi baat GIRLFRND kahti to lagta H care karti H.<br />2.GF ke liye Maa-Baap se jooth bolte hai par Maa-Baap ke liye GF se kyon nai<br />3.GF se shaadi ke liye parents ko chod dete H parents ke liye GF ko kyon nai chod dete<br />5.GF se roj raat me mobile se poochte H khana khaya ki nai ya kitni roti khaai par kya aaj tak yahi baat parents se poochi<br />Agr koi mistake ho jaye to unko sudaro<br />..so care ur parents.<br />Mata-Pita hi BHAGWAN.<br />Yaar choudhary<br />Is Msg Ko itna falayo jitna apne Mata - Pita se PYAR KRTE HO.<br />I LOVE MY Mom AND Dad<br /><img src="http://www.websmileys.com/sm/violent/sterb023.gif" /></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></center></div><span style="font-family:monotype corsiva;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(30, 144, 255);"><strong></strong></span><strong><br /></strong></span><strong></strong></span><br />Best MOM in the world is Punjabi MOM who never let her child cry.whenever she see tears in her baby's eyes,she says "Hun rona aape band karenga k main aavan".<br />--------------------------<br />A Gal checks her Lover's Mob 2 know wich name he has saved HER No: wen dialed it showed. . . . . . TIME PASS NO.8 - calling<br />---------------------------<br />BUDDY JOKES- Gangu- Hey Changu. U r sweating so much while painting.<br />Why don't u remove ur jacket?<br /> Changu- It says on the tin to apply 2 coats.<br />---------------------------<br />Women live a Better, Longer and Peaceful Life!!!<br />Why?<br />Very Simple..<br />A women does not have a Girl Friend or Wife.. <br />---------------------------<br />LITTLE PAPPU<br />TEACHER-Where was the PEACE TREATY signed?<br />PAPPU-At the bottom of the paper.<br />---------------------------<br />Maths teacher askd JOHNY- "If u hav 12 chocolates n u give 5 2 DONA, 3 2 ALICE n 4 2 ROMA, wat wil u get?" JOHNY "Sir! 3 new gal friends..!!" <br />---------------------------<br />FUN<br />HEIGHTS of mixed emotions?<br /> Your mother-in-law driving over a steep cliff in your brand new car.<br />---------------------------<br />LITTLE PAPPU<br />TEACHER-Please turn on ur computer<br />And click MY COMPUTER<br />PAPPU-Where Is YOUR COMPUTER?<br />--------------------------<br />LITTLE KUKI<br />TEACHER-Make a sentence using beans. CHIMPU-My father grows BEANS.<br />KUKI-We are all HUMAN BEANS.<br />--------------------------<br />LITTLE KUKI<br />TEACHER-Hitler said nothing is impossible.<br />KUKI-OK Sir, please ask him to take out all the toothpaste and put it back in the tube again.<br /><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#cc0000;"><a href="http://currentsms.blogspot.com/2010/08/sms2010.html">Previous</a>...............................................................</span> <span style="color:#ff0000;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><a href="http://currentsms.blogspot.com/2010/07/sms-in-news.html">Next</span></a></span></strong>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25825707803757136.post-25665651813934660932010-07-22T21:56:00.003+05:302010-08-29T18:14:45.913+05:30sms in newsMil jati hai kitno ko khushi,<br />Mit jate hai kitno ke gum.<br />Msgs isliye bhejte hai hum,<br />taki dur rehkar bhi,<br />"HAMARI"<br />dehshat na ho kam!!<br />---------------------------<br />JUST SEE THE SKY,ALL STARS R BLINKING EXEPT 1 CUTE STAR THT IS BUSY IN READING MY SMS ... <br />--------------------------<br />Na Mom Ki MarSe<br />Na Dad k AtyacharSe<br />Na Dosto Ki FatkarSe<br />Na Ladki k InkarSe<br />Na Chaplo Ki Bochhar Se<br />Ladke Darte H To Bas"Rakhi" K Tyohar Se<br />"COMING SOON"<br />--------------------------<br /><div style="border: 10px inset rgb(255, 0, 153);"><br /><p align="center"><strong><span style="color:red;">JOKE OF THE DAY</span></strong><img src="http://www.websmileys.com/sm/violent/sterb023.gif" /><br /></p><center><span style="font-family:monotype corsiva;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(30, 144, 255);"><strong><span style="text-decoration: blink;"><span style="font-family:monotype corsiva;"><span style="font-size:150;"><br />Luv n frendshp r walking in a village.<br />Luv falls down in a well. <br />Y?<br />coz luv is blind.<br />Frendshp also jumps inside.<br />Y?<br />Aiven <br />Fukri !!<br>Mother:main jithe v paise rakhdi hn,eh munda sare e chk lainda a..<br />Hun dasso mai paise kithe rakha..?<br />Father: kanjar di kitab ch rakh de, jma ni hath launda..0<br /><img src="http://www.websmileys.com/sm/violent/sterb023.gif" /></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></center></div><span style="font-family:monotype corsiva;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(30, 144, 255);"><strong></strong></span><strong><br /></strong></span><strong></strong></span><br />Let's celebreat Men's day:<br />"Bechara mard"<br />Agar aurat pr hath uthaye to zalim,<br />aur pit jaye to buzdil.<br />Aurat ko kisi k sath dekh k ladai kare to jealous aur chup rhe to<br />be-gairat,<br />Ghr se bhar rhe to awara,<br />aur ghar me rahe to nakara,<br />Bacho ko dante to zulmi,<br />na dante to<br />la-prwah,<br />Aurat ko servic se roke to<br />shakki-mizaz,<br />na roke to aurat ki kamai par jeene wala<br />Bechara Mard kare to kya kare.<br />Janhit Main Jaari<br />"Nari Hai Atyachari"<br />save the man.<br />---------------------------<br />PJ DEEJAY<br />DOCTOR-Ur suffering from depression<br />Dont keep anything with u that worries u a lot.<br />DEEJAY-Ok,I just threw away ur bill.<br />---------------------------<br />1 girl 1 Smile<br />1 Smile 1 Meeting<br />1 Meeting 1 Propose<br />1 Propose 1 Love<br />1 Love 1 Marriage<br />1 Marriage<br />111111<br />Problems<br />So avoid 1'st smiLe..<br />---------------------------<br />Customer:Ye Cow Kitne Ki Hai?<br />Salesman:500Rs<br />Coustmer:Itni Sasti?<br />SalesMAN:China Ki Hai Koi Gurantee Nahi, Ho Sakta Hai Kal Se Bhonkna Shuru Karde...<br />----------------------------<br />if done with a virgin,<br />"Science", if done with a fertile woman,<br />"Business transaction", if done with a prostitute,<br />"Social work", if done with a divorced<br />----------------------------<br />"Cutest Proposal in Lkg class"<br />Boy:kya tu melko apna address degi??<br />Girl: par ku?<br />Boy:1 din balaatt lekal aaunga..!!<br />----------------------------<br />2 campers are attacked by a bear & start running. 1 stops to put on shoes. Other says- U can't run faster than bear. He says - I only need to run faster than u.<br />-----------------------------<br />Two Seater Helicopter crashed on a "KABRISTAN" in PUNJAB.<br />Next day's News:- PUNJAB Me Hawai jahaj gira,<br />Sardaro ne 250 laashe dhund nikali, aur talash jari hai..?<br /><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#cc0000;"><a href="http://currentsms.blogspot.com/2010/08/mast-msgs.html">Previous</a>...............................................................</span> <span style="color:#ff0000;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><a href="http://currentsms.blogspot.com/2010/07/tumahre-har-gunaah-ki-maafi-hai-tum-jo.html">Next</span></a></span></strong>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25825707803757136.post-62423733935077057442010-07-22T21:32:00.004+05:302010-07-22T21:49:20.004+05:30Adult SmsZindagi ka Sabse Khatarnak Stunt: !Talvaar ki Tez Dhaar Par Nangi Gaand se Fisalna. Aur Phir Lund SeBreak Marna. Kya hua?Sochte hi Gaand Phat Gayi<br />--------------------------<br />Akbar: Tum ghanti bajake puja karte ho ,Bhagwan kya sote rehte hai?<br />Birbal: hujur aap g**and uthake namaz padte ho, Allah kya g**and marne aate hai.<br />--------------------------<br />Her lady Sex k Time alag-alg bat krti h<br />Nokrni-Jldi kro malkin aa jaegi<br />Padosn-Dhire kro awaz bahr Na jai<br />Premika-thoda or kro<br />Biwi-Pankha kitna gnda ho gya <br />---------------------------<br /><div style="border: 10px inset rgb(255, 0, 153);"><br /><p align="center"><strong><span style="color:red;">JOKE OF THE DAY</span></strong><img src="http://www.websmileys.com/sm/violent/sterb023.gif" /><br /></p><center><span style="font-family:monotype corsiva;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(30, 144, 255);"><strong><span style="text-decoration: blink;"><span style="font-family:monotype corsiva;"><span style="font-size:150;"><br />What is common between moov & l*nd<br />Dono ander tak jaye garmahat dilaay arram dilaay <br />Ah... Se Ahhaaa..... Tak<br> ,,,<br /> (',")<br />(';') __ //\ \ <br />_/_/ <<\~/_ /_<br /><br />Ohh!!<br />ahh!<br />sss..<br />Ab uth jao..<br />aur ainda se message karte rehna.<br />Nahi to fir se g*and marlunga, samjhe?<br /><img src="http://www.websmileys.com/sm/violent/sterb023.gif" /></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></center></div><span style="font-family:monotype corsiva;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(30, 144, 255);"><strong></strong></span><strong><br /></strong></span><strong></strong></span><br />Name of some sex minister of our neighbour countries <br />Pakistan : Shake my boob<br />Russia : Zabardasti boobs press ki<br />Sri Lanka: Suck My lingam<br />America: Le jhar le<br />China: Gaand sung lee<br />-------------------------<br />MARRIAGE CARD:Mrs.bra n mr. Langot singh requst ur presence 4 the mariage of their son<br />L*ND KISHORE<br />With<br />CH*T KUMARI<br />(d/o mrs. N mr.g*andu singh r/o gandimendu)<br />VENUE:<br />Shanti bai ka kotha ch*udai wala lawn<br />FUNCTIONS:<br />Boobs dabai-16AUGUST<br />Chumma chati-17august<br />CH*ODUM CH*UDAI-18AUGUST<br />RSPV:<br />Ghanta singh(mama)<br />(.....)<br />--------------------------<br />women Luv gold more than men? . . . . . . Because gold has 24 carrot whereas man has only one carrot.<br />--------------------------<br />U loose 90 calories after a 30 minute Walk.. AND U loose 160 calories after 3 minutes of Sex...Time Aapka.. Faisla Aapka.... WALKING ya THOKKING...??<br />---------------------------<br />Ladki k Boobs jitne bade honge,<br />Uski Sundrta utni badti hai,<br />Tabhi to kabir ne kaha-<br />Choti Chuchi dekh k diya Kabira roy,<br />Aise b kis kam k jo DABA sake na koi...<br />---------------------------<br />2 Ladies CAR Driving Seekh rahi thi.<br />Unke Pati:YAAR meri BiWi to RAAT ko GEAR SAMAJH kar HiLATi rahi. DUSRA: meri BiWi to PANTY KHOL kar boli 200 ka DAAL do.<br />---------------------------<br />Patni-Aap Ne Mere BO*OBs Muh Me Le-Le Kr Bahut Bade Kar Diye Hai<br />Pati-Pagli, Agar Is Tarah Hota To Aaj Mera L*ND Mere Ghutne Tak Latak Gaya Hota..<br />---------------------------<br />Bra Me Parvat Milta He Panty Me Khaai Milti He Lakh Dard Ho Magar Parvat Pr Chade Bina Raha Nhi Jata or Khaai Me Gire Bina Maza Ni Aata.<br /><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#cc0000;"><a href="http://frnzship.blogspot.com/2009/01/friendship-magical-relationship.html">Previous</a>...............................................................</span> <span style="color:#ff0000;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><a href="http://currentsms.blogspot.com/2010/07/adult-sms.html">Next</span></a></span></strong>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25825707803757136.post-11528697963464665542010-07-22T21:22:00.005+05:302010-09-08T19:25:46.870+05:30Adult smsAdult poem..:<br />Mohini aao khelenge,<br />Nahi aap hamari le lenge.<br />Yhi to pyar ki kasauti hai,<br />Nahi,abhi to meri bahut chhoti hai.<br />Dekh tere liye is dil me kitna pyar bhara hai,<br />Nhi mjhe pata hai aapka bahut bada hai.<br />Dekh ye tera husn aur nikhaar dega,<br />Ji nahi,ye to meri buri trah phaad dega!<br />-----------------------------<br />Kaam wali bai ko 1 din condom mila, Bai: Maalkin ye kya h Maalkin: tere gaon mein sex nahi karte kya? Bai: karte hain pr itna nahi ki khal utr jaye.<br />-----------------------------<br />*Just like F*CK, we Indians also hv a universal versatile word -B*HENCHOD<br />As a NOUN-wo 1 b*henchod hai.<br />As a VERB-zyada b*henchody mat kar.<br />As an ADJECTV- b*henchod launda hai<br />Now 4 different emotions-<br />ANGER- Bhak b*henchod.--<br />FRUSTRATION- Sab chu*tiye hain sale b*henchod.<br />SHOCK- Oye Behenchod !!<br />ACCEPTANCE-sahi hai b*henchod<br />REJECTION-g*and marao b*henchod<br />FEAR-ab kya hoga b*henchod?<br />JOY - Sabki B*henchod di.<br />--------------------------------<br />*Interview board. What's ur wife's name? Snta:Bubbly. INTERVIEW BOARD:What's her whole name? SNTA:Hole ka naam to rkha nhi, Hm to pyar se f*di f*udi bolte hai.<br />---------------------------------<br /><div style="border: 10px inset rgb(255, 0, 153);"><br /><p align="center"><strong><span style="color:red;">JOKE OF THE DAY</span></strong><img src="http://www.websmileys.com/sm/violent/sterb023.gif" /><br /></p><center><span style="font-family:monotype corsiva;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(30, 144, 255);"><strong><span style="text-decoration: blink;"><span style="font-family:monotype corsiva;"><span style="font-size:150;"><br />Bus driver k peache baitha ek baccha shor kr raha tha.<br />Ager meri maa hathni or bap hathi hota to main chota hathi hota!<br />Ager meri maa cow or bap bull hota to main chota bull hota.<br />Is terhan janwaro k naam lieye,<br />Itne main Bus driver ghusse main bola,<br />ager teri maa randi or bap gandu hota to tu kya hota?<br />Bacha: BUS DRIVER!!<br /><br>Santa ki Accident Me L*ulli Toot Gyi Dr.Ne Hathi Ki Soond Lagai<br />Aftr 1 Mnth Santa Bola-Baki Thik Hai Bus Jahan Hare Patte Dikhte Hai Tod k G*and Me Daal Deta Hai.<br /><img src="http://www.websmileys.com/sm/violent/sterb023.gif" /></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></center></div><span style="font-family:monotype corsiva;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(30, 144, 255);"><strong></strong></span><strong><br /></strong></span><strong></strong></span><br />*Q:Who is stronger, Man Or Woman? A:A woman bcos she lifts 2 mountains on her chest while a man lifts 2stones with the help of a crane. <br />----------------------------------<br />*Sexual Thoughts of the day.Its not the length, its not the size,its how many times u can make it rise!its not how well it fits but how often u can make it spit.<br />----------------------------------<br />*Wedding night ki subah Dulhe ne Dulhan se Pocha.“Kesa Mehsoos ker rahi ho?“Dulhan: Aap ne to mujhe Kallu dhobi ki yaad dila di.<br />------------------------------------<br />*Indian cricket team or toilet me common kya hai……? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?Are yaar Dhoni yahan bhi hai or Dhoni wahan bhi hai….. . . .ha ha ha ha<br />--------------------------------------<br />*Boy2sales Girl:give a condom?<br />SalesGirl:Can I touch ur Pens 4 size?Boy:ok.SalesGirl:Give him “M“ size,wait..Give “L‘wait..Give ‘XL‘<br />oh shitt.Give me a tissue paper.<br />--------------------------------------<br />*Dulhay ne 1st nite dulhan ki ankh par kiss ki aur bola“ankhain shakhsiat ki kitab hoti hai”<br />dulhan: tum kitabo may khoye ho nichay Library me aag lagi hoi hai..<br />--------------------------------------<br />Santa ki wife ki delivry hui<br />Nurse tanke laga rhi thi.<br />Santa hopelessly standing behind window and asked the nurse- <br />"Ssh ssh sister, Puri to nahi silogi.?"<br />---------------------------------------<br />Beti: mummy,aap ke jmaane mein 10-10 bache kyon hote they..???<br />Mummy: Beti..hamare time pe..<br />Ye munh mein Lene wala riwaz nahi tha na...<br /><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#cc0000;"><a href="http://currentsms.blogspot.com/2010/07/zindagi-ka-sabse-khatarnak-stunt.html">Previous</a>...............................................................</span> <span style="color:#ff0000;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><a href="http://xxxmsg.blogspot.com/">Next</span></a></span></strong>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25825707803757136.post-85497410620470001162010-07-20T21:46:00.004+05:302010-07-22T22:17:07.512+05:30Sms mastiTumahre Har Gunaah Ki Maafi Hai,<br />Tum Jo Roye To Bahut Na insafi hai,<br />Tumahri ankho me na aaye kabhi PANEE,<br />Kyuki BAHNE k liy to TUMAHRI NAK HI kafi hai.:-);-)<br />---------------------------<br />For the first time in the history of messages...<br />"3D" message in your mobile...See and enjoy...<br />And remember,I was d first to send it..<br />D D D<br />---------------------------<br />sms<br />Thought for the Day-<br />"Garmi Or bezzati Jitni Mehsoos kroge utni jada lagegi.."<br />So Be Brave & Be Besharm!!<br />EnJoy ur life..hink Hatke..<br />---------------------------<br /><br /><div style="border: 10px inset rgb(255, 0, 153);"><br /><p align="center"><strong><span style="color:red;">JOKE OF THE DAY</span></strong><img src="http://www.websmileys.com/sm/violent/sterb023.gif" /><br /></p><center><span style="font-family:monotype corsiva;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(30, 144, 255);"><strong><span style="text-decoration: blink;"><span style="font-family:monotype corsiva;"><span style="font-size:150;"><br />Love_Letter frm punjaban to husband. O mere dil de chain, tere piche kutte pain, Tu luteya mere dil da chain, rabb kare tenu keede pain, Tere nain bade nashile, jive jharu de tille, Tu mere dil vich eddan vasea, jive chikad vich saand fasea, jane jigar jane tamana, edhar aa terian lattan bhanna.<br /><img src="http://www.websmileys.com/sm/violent/sterb023.gif" /></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></center></div><span style="font-family:monotype corsiva;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(30, 144, 255);"><strong></strong></span><strong><br /></strong></span><strong></strong></span><br /><br />Gaon me tatti,<br />Shehar ME latring,<br />Hinduo ME sandas,<br />Muslimo ME pakhana.<br />Naam anek pr maal ek,<br />Roop rang anek pr khushbu 1.<br />Anekta me 'ekta' Tatti ki visheshta.<br />-----------------------------<br />Beta Baap se- papa ji Apki Chain Khuli hui hai...<br />Baap:-Sab ke Samne Chain nahi bolte bete.... Makeup Box Bola karo..<br />Beta:- Achha Papa ji Apna Make-up box band kar lo,apki lipstick dikh rahi hai<br />-----------------------------<br />FUN WITH CHANGU<br />Did you here what Changu said when he was invited to a BARbeCUE?<br />'No thanks I don't want to wait in line for a hair cut.'<br />-----------------------------<br />Pakistan me twin babies paida huye to saas apni bahu ko boli, "Lo btao, hamare pakistan ki haalat dekh kar ab bachhe bhi akele aate huye darte hain...!!" <br />-----------------------------<br />MCDONALD <br />SHAYRI:<br />Kabutar ne kar di Burgar pe Shit...<br />Wah Wah<br />Kabutar ne kar di Burgar pe Shit...<br />& U r Still Saying I m Loving It.<br />-----------------------------<br />Teacher: Write an esay on "If I Was a Millionair"<br />Every1 started writing bt nt 1boy. <br />Tcher:Y dont u begin?<br />Boy:Waiting 4 my secretary!<br />Dats attitude..<br />-----------------------------<br />Pappu ki master se hui ladai<br />Master ne ki pappu ki dhulai<br />Pappu ka garam hua khoon<br />Gaya kabristan aur kabr pe master ki photo tang k likh diya"COMING soon...!!<br />-----------------------------<br />Smile 2 old means<br />Respct,<br />Smile 2 child means Innocnce,<br />Smile 2 frnd means<br />Care,<br />Smile infrnt of mobile means <br />puttar chakkar koi or hai. :-)<br />------------------------------<br />The best prank call ever:<br />"Hello, dominos..??"<br />"yes sir, how may I help you..??"<br />"give me Pizza Hut's number!!" :-D :-P<br />------------------------------<br />Doctor: Mrs. Taniya good news for you.Taniya: What do you mean Mrs. Taniya ?.. I am Miss Taniya.Doctor: Oh....!! Sorry Miss Taniya, bad news for you..<br />------------------------------<br />Nice Line :-Agar Aap Ek Pencil Ban Kar Kisi Ki Khushiya Nhi Likh Skte To..Koshish Karo Ki 1 Acha Rubber Ban K Kisi K Gum Mita do. <br />------------------------------<br />Changu is wearing one red sock and one blue one sock. Gangu- 'That's an unusual combination. Changu- No. I've got another pair just like it at home.' <br /><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#cc0000;"><a href="http://currentsms.blogspot.com/2010/07/sms-in-news.html">Previous</a>...............................................................</span> <span style="color:#ff0000;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><a href="http://currentsms.blogspot.com/2010/07/newsms.html">Next</span></a></span></strong>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25825707803757136.post-86244174305553482992010-07-20T21:25:00.003+05:302010-07-20T22:04:41.472+05:30*New*sms*Om namah SHIVAY, Om sai RAM, Wahe GURU, Jai shri KRISHNA, Jai MATA di <br />Daro mat! <br />10-20 logon ko forward nahi karna hai.. <br />Khud hi jap le <br />"PAAPI":-)<br />--------------------------<br />Phele nara tha pakistan jindabad ab hai pakistan se jinda bhaag.<br />--------------------------<br />Pujari ne apni girlfriend k kandhe pe 1st time haath rakkha aur bahut dhire se nervously bola: "I love u..".<br />Girlfriend- "Jor se Bolo''.<br />Pujari: JAY MATA Di.<br />--------------------------<br />Mandir ke bahar chapal rakhne me or miss call dene me kya common hai?<br />socho<br />socho<br />Nhi pata chala<br />dono me darr laga rahta hai k KOI UTHA NA Le.<br />--------------------------<br /><div style="border: 10px inset rgb(255, 0, 153);"><br /><p align="center"><strong><span style="color:red;">JOKE OF THE DAY</span></strong><img src="http://www.websmileys.com/sm/violent/sterb023.gif" /><br /></p><center><span style="font-family:monotype corsiva;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(30, 144, 255);"><strong><span style="text-decoration: blink;"><span style="font-family:monotype corsiva;"><span style="font-size:150;"><br />Beauty of ENGLISH Ever noticed how deleting one word after the other in a sentence can lead to a nice story? Here's an example: "Oh John plz dont touch me at all..!"<br />"Oh John plz dont touch me at..!"<br />"Oh John plz dont touch..!"<br />"Oh John plz dont..!"<br />"Oh John plz...!"<br />"oh John..!"<br />"Ohhh!!!!!!":)<br /><img src="http://www.websmileys.com/sm/violent/sterb023.gif" /></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></center></div><span style="font-family:monotype corsiva;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(30, 144, 255);"><strong></strong></span><strong><br /></strong></span><strong></strong></span><br /><br /><br /><br />Nach meri bulbul TUJHE paisa milega <br />wa wa<br />Nach meri bulbul TUJHE paisa milega<br />Hum CID se hai koi apni jagah se nhi HILEGA.:-P<br />--------------------------<br />Satyavachan : Agar Ghee Seedi Ungli Se Na Nikle To <br />Ghee ko Garam Kar Lo...... <br />------------------------- <br />There were 2 friends<br />Jo and Wo<br />One day Jo get scared by just watching snake & Wo died<br />Why wo died?jo dar gaya Wo mar gaya.<br />-------------------------<br />Behind every FAIL student there is a Hot girlfriend & what about a TOPPER ??? ? ? ? A Beautiful Teacher!<br /> Jiski wajh se usne sari clases attend ki thi. <br />-------------------------<br />DOCTOR JOKES<br /> 'Doctor, will this ointment clear up my spots?'<br />'I can't say.' Replies the Doc, 'I never make RASH promises.'<br />-------------------------<br />MUSAFIR : Beta Aap Mujhe Thoda Sa Pani Pila Denge?<br />BACHA: Agar Lassi Ho Jaye To...?<br />MUSAFIR : Tab To Bohat Hi Achcha Hai..<br />Bachcha lassi le aya.<br />Musafir Ne 5 pyale Lassi Peene K Baad Bache Se Pucha: Kya Tumhare Ghar Me Koi Lassi Nahi Peeta??<br />BACHA : Peete To Sub Hain, Lekin Aaj Lassi Me MENDAK Gir Gaya Tha or ussi me mar gya tha.<br />Musafir Ne gusse me Pyala Zameen Par De Mara...<br />Bachcha Rote Hue Bola,:<br />"Mummy Inhone Pyala Tod Diya. Ab Hum kutte ko Paani kisme pilayenge.<br /><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#cc0000;"><a href="http://currentsms.blogspot.com/2010/07/tumahre-har-gunaah-ki-maafi-hai-tum-jo.html">Previous</a>...............................................................</span> <span style="color:#ff0000;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><a href="http://currentsms.blogspot.com/2010/06/new-msg.html">Next</span></a></span></strong>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25825707803757136.post-14935334765806779272010-07-20T20:43:00.003+05:302010-07-20T21:22:16.257+05:30SANTA TE BANTASANTA flight mein pilot ka headphone cheen raha tha.. Pilot: Ye kya kar rahe ho?SANTA: Saalo ticket hum le..Aur Gaane tum suno...<br />------------------<br />Santa- Bhai Jaldi Jao Tumhare Ghar Mein Barsat Ka Pani Ghus Gaya Hai !<br />Banta- Kyu Jhuth Bolte Ho, Ghar K Chaabi To Mere Paas Hai.<br />------------------<br />Santa: Phone pe itni dheemi aawaz me kiss se baat kar raha hai?<br />Banta: Behen hai.!<br />Santa: To phir itni dheemi aawaz me kiss liye?<br />Banta: Teri hai isliye. :-)<br />-----------------<br />Meri engagement ki Date fix ho gayi hai 25 july ko hai.<br /><br />Santa ki Girl Frnd usko itna keh kar chali gayi.<br />-----------------<br />SANTA kele k chhilke se fisal kar gir gaya<br />Aage phir doosre chilke se fisal k gir gaya.<br />Ab teesre chhilke ko dekh k wo bola...?<br />Shit, Ab fir girna padega.<br />----------------<br />SANTA sukhe talab me BOAT chala rha tha<br />BANTA-Aise logo ne hi hmara nam khrab kr rkha h agar mujhe tairna ata to whi jake marta sale ko.<br />----------------<br />Santa k pas 1 kauva (crow) tha Wo bahut mulayam tha<br />To usne apne kauve ka naam kya rakha hoga?<br />?<br />Microsoft (my-crow-soft) ise kehte h technical msg.G m<br />----------------<br />Santa naukri dhoond raha tha, <br />videsh se reply aa gaya... <br />Saare k saare bade khush... <br />Daru-sharu di party de dali... <br />Dost puchne lage bhai bata to <br />kaun si company hai, kitni salary hai....<br />Santa: English me letter aaya hai, main tuhanu translate kar ke sunana haan<br /><br />"You Do not meet"<br />tum to milte hi nahin ho.<br /><br />"our requirements"<br />Hume to bahut zarurat hai.<br /><br />"no further correspondence"<br />Aage chitthi patri di jarurat nahi,<br /><br />"will be entertained"<br />Bahut khatir ki jayegi...!<br /> :-):-)<br /><br />----------------<br />SANTA dialled a phone no.<br />A computrizd female voice said..'apke paas paryapt balance nai h..'<br />SANTA - Bas baby..<br />tumse baat ho jati h itna hi kafi h...:-)<br />-----------------<br />Santa ki behen ko daaku utha le gaye.<br />Logo ne kaha ki daaku khatarnak hai,<br />khali hath mat jana behen ko bachane!<br />Fir<br />kya<br />Santa 2 kilo aam le gaya..!<br />-----------------<br />Punjab Airline di Airhostess: sir kee lawoge? Banta: badam milk, kheer, bread pakora with tea <br />Airhostess: sir tusi jahaaz te aaye ho prabhat feri te Nahi.<br />-----------------<br />SANTA London ke Hotel mein murga khane gaya,<br />lekin murge ka english word bhul gaya.<br />Waiter-What do u like 2 have sir??<br />SANTA -1 plate egg ke Papa please...Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25825707803757136.post-31438475979322532182010-06-27T16:40:00.009+05:302010-07-20T21:44:21.915+05:30new msg"IT'S TRIBUTE TO OUR LOVELY MOTHER"<br />Sakht raston mein bhi aasan safar lagta hai,<br />Ye mujhe MAA ki duaon ka asar lagta hai,<br />Ek muddat se meri MAA nahi soi Jab..<br />Maine ik baar kaha tha "MAA mujhe dar lagta hai..!<br />------------------------------<br />'hate me'<br />or<br />'miss me'<br />both r in my favour <br />if u<br />'hate me'<br />i always be in your 'mind' <br />but if u<br />'miss me'<br />i alwys be in your 'heart' <br />------------------------------<br />Thot of the day:<br />The ultimate truth of life is that:- <br />"success always kisses u in private.."<br />but<br /> "failure always kicks u in public..<br />-------------------------------<br />Look backward with satisfaction and Look forward with confidence...<br />U'll succeed in ur life !!!<br />Be bold when u lose and Be calm when u win.! <br />-------------------------------<br /><div style="border: 10px inset rgb(255, 0, 153);"><br /><p align="center"><strong><span style="color:red;">SMS OF THE DAY</span></strong><img src="http://www.websmileys.com/sm/violent/sterb023.gif" /><br /></p><center><span style="font-family:monotype corsiva;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(30, 144, 255);"><strong><span style="text-decoration: blink;"><span style="font-family:monotype corsiva;"><span style="font-size:150;"><br />KYA AAP JANTE HO:<br />Bina jeete T2O World Cup me Indian Crikter ko 3 Crore Rs.diye gaye<br />Lekin Naxal vadiyo se ladte huve 76 Army jawan maare gaye unko Indian Govt ne 1 lakh Rs.deneka sirf promiss kiya he Forward this msg till it reaches our Prime Minister.<br /><br />My Dear Indians. A kind Request. <br />During our independence, Punjab people actively participated in all revolutions against British. 4 dis reason British Men used 2 publish SARDAR JOKES to tease them in their magazines. But v still follow that. So Plz edit SARDAR & use "Jack" (english man) instead.. <br />Our army contains 65% of singh Let's respect them & our great army too..If u delete it witout forward, u r not an indian.<br />-By An Indian. For an Indian.@<br /><br /> <img src="http://www.websmileys.com/sm/violent/sterb023.gif" /></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></center></div><span style="font-family:monotype corsiva;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(30, 144, 255);"><strong></strong></span><strong><br /></strong></span><strong></strong></span><br />Teacher: Tell me da perfect example 4 Newtons 3rd law? Student: Wenever i open my buk,my eyes close automatically Action 4 Reaction<br />--------------------------------<br />Gal:My heart is like a mob n u r da sim card Boy:I m vry happy. . . Gal:dont b 2 happy. . . If I get a new offer I vl change sim card<br />--------------------------------<br />DEFINTIONS<br />BLAMESTORMING- Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed,and who was responsible.<br />--------------------------------<br />DAD n SON JOKES<br />Son:Dad, give me the car key, I am now old enough to drive.<br />Dad: Oh, no, the car is not old enough to be driven by you<br />--------------------------------<br />Doctor Jokes<br />Doctor- Please breathe out three times.<br />Patient- Why, do you want to check my lungs<br />Doctor- No, I want to clean my glasses<br />---------------------------------<br />SHE JOKES<br />Wat do u cal a woman in heaven? An Angel<br />A crowd of women in heaven?A host of Angels.<br />And all women in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH!<br />---------------------------------<br />JOKES<br />Do u ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?<br />---------------------------------<br />FUNNY PRAYER<br />Dear God, thank u for making me healthy.Can u also make me slim? If u can't make me slim,please make all my friends fat.Amen.<br />---------------------------------<br />Hey U Know Wich is da best day 2 propose a gal April 1 U Know y? If she accept its ur luck otherwise just tell April Foooool<br />--------------------------------<br />Gal:My heart is like a mob n u r da sim card Boy:I m vry happy. . . Gal:dont b 2 happy. . . If I get a new offer I vl change sim card<br />--------------------------------<br />Hey U Know Wich is da best day 2 propose a gal April 1 U Know y? If she accept its ur luck otherwise just tell April Foooool<br />--------------------------------<br />Cutest Proposal- A Boy rings d Doorbell Of a Gal Home Asks, "Do U Belive in Love At First Sight" "Should I Come Back Again"<br />--------------------------------<br />Height Of Illiteracy: U take a Blade Write ur Lover's Name on your Arm. and Make A Spelling Mistake.<br />--------------------------------<br />100 words dont gve pain but,a true friend's silence hurts a lot.. esplly in da exam hall..!!!<br />--------------------------------<br />Teacher: Y r u late? Student: My dad told me 2 take our cow 2 bull. Teacher(Angrily): Can't your dad to it? Student:Only BULL can do it <br />--------------------------------<br />It was mealtime on Punjab Airlines. Air Hostess: "vud u like dinner?" Sardar: "Wat r my choices?" Air Hostess : "Yes or no,"<br />--------------------------------<br />Sardar was asked 2 write da pasve voice of. "I made a mistake" Guess wat he wrote ??? "I was made by a mistake"<br />---------------------------------<br />Nonu teacher se - Mam mein aapko kaisa lagta hoon? Mam: So sweet NONU Nonu dost se-Main na kehta tha ki Sali line marti hai !<br />---------------------------------<br /><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#cc0000;"><a href="http://currentsms.blogspot.com/2010/07/newsms.html">Previous</a>...............................................................</span> <span style="color:#ff0000;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><a href="http://currentsms.blogspot.com/2010/06/just-joking.html">Next</span></a></span></strong>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25825707803757136.post-82599072730811365492010-06-27T16:13:00.008+05:302010-07-15T21:04:04.294+05:30Just jokingLady 2 Police: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn't come back yet. Police: Why dont u cook something else?<br />---------------------<br />At d scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! Ive lost my hand. Sardar: Ctrl urself dont cry,c dat man.He has lost head.Is he cryng ?<br />---------------------<br />Man: I Have Changed My Mind. Sardar: Good So Does this one work better?<br />---------------------<br />1 Hand on horn 1 Hand on gear 1 Ear listing 2 Song 1 Ear on da Mobile 1 Foot on Accelerator Othr On Clutch n Eyes On Gals Welcom 2 UTH<br />---------------------<br />Gal sitting on a park bench. Funny Begger: Hi Darling!!! She angrily: How dare u cal me as Darling...? Begger: Den wat r u doin on my bed<br />---------------------<br />Failure is not only wen ur girlfriend leaves u.. It is wen u dont try for her sister...<br />---------------------<br />Imp of thumb.. Child use it 4 chewng Illiterate ppl use it 4 sign Winners 4 victory . . My FANS use it 4 readng my msgs U 2...<br />---------------------<br /><div style="border: 10px inset rgb(255, 0, 153);"><br /><p align="center"><strong><span style="color:red;">JOKE OF THE DAY</span></strong><img src="http://www.websmileys.com/sm/violent/sterb023.gif" /><br /></p><center><span style="font-family:monotype corsiva;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(30, 144, 255);"><strong><span style="text-decoration: blink;"><span style="font-family:monotype corsiva;"><span style="font-size:150;"><br />Customer: I need poison. Chemist: I cant sell u. Man shows his marriage certificate. Chemist: O! sorry,I dint knew u had a prescription.. <br /><br />Eclairs or i-pil me kya fark hai?<br />. Socho<br />Aur socho<br />Choti bachchi eclairs khaa k masti karti hai<br />Or<br />Badi bachchi masti<br />karke<br />i-pil khati hai<img src="http://www.websmileys.com/sm/violent/sterb023.gif" /></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></center></div><span style="font-family:monotype corsiva;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(30, 144, 255);"><strong></strong></span><strong><br /></strong></span><strong></strong></span><br />U luk sweet when u read my msg. U luk sweeter wen u read my msg n smile. U luk sweetest wen u read my msg,smile n reply.So,luk sweetest<br />---------------------<br />Gal: Do u hav n e sentimental love cards? Shopkeeper: How abt dis card,it says 2 da only boy I ever loved Gal: Gr8, I want 10 of dem.<br />---------------------<br />A : u r Actve B : u r Best C : u r Cute D : u r Dear friend E : u r Excelnt F : u r First G : u r Gr8 it take much time 2 lie tilZ <br />---------------------<br />Congrats! Gud news 4 University Students Exams of Univ hav bn postponed up2 June 2 confirm go to site www.stopdreamingstart studyng.com<br />---------------------<br />Always Remember: Wen SHE cancels a date,its cos.. "SHE HAS TO" But Wen HE cancels a date,its cos "HE HAS 2"<br />---------------------<br />John 2 Mam: Would u punish me 4 somthing I didnt do? Mam: No,of course not. John: Gud,because I didnt do my homework.<br />---------------------<br />Teacher: 2morrow der vl b a lecture on Sun. Boy: I vl not b able 2 attend it. Teacher: y? Boy: My mom vl not allow me 2 go so far.<br />---------------------<br />Son: Papa wats da diff between mothers tear n wifes tear? Father: Mothers tear hit ur heart n wifes tears hit ur pocket.<br />---------------------<br />Boy 2 Girl b4 exam: all d best, Girl also told d same . Girl scored 80 marks n Boy failed . . Moral: 1ly Boys vsh vth true heart<br />---------------------<br />I vl L O V E U Until T O M catches J E R R Y n has him 4 D I N N E R...<br />---------------------<br />The lengthiest sms in da world.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Not been written yet....<br />---------------------<br />My attitude in Exams, They gave me ques wich I dont know, I gave dem ans wich they dont know - :)<br />---------------------<br />HEIGHT OF FLIRT : Entring late in da Class vthout permision n sayin 2 Mam- . . . . SWEETIE, CARRY ON,DONT STOP 4 ME<br />---------------------<br />V Say 21 as twenty one 31 as thirty one 41 as forty one 51 as fifty one Y not 11 as 1ty one? Doubt by bak bench Uth<br />---------------------<br />In Bollywood AMITABH In Tennis SANIA In Steel MITTAL In Busines AMBANI In CriCket Sachin N SMS ITS ME Famous<br />---------------------<br />Teacher:Boy!join these 2 sentences 2gether. I was cycling 2 school.I saw a dead body. Boy:I saw a dead body cycling to school<br />---------------------<br />Marriage:An agreement in wich a man loses his bachelors degree n a women gains her masters.<br />---------------------<br />CONGRATS. Ur phone has bn installed vth a new puzzle game. 2 play,throw ur phone against da wall.Then assemble da pieces....<br />---------------------<br />Teacher: Who is ur fav writer? Student: Ur daughter Teacher: y? Student: Evryday she gives me a nice love letter.<br />---------------------<br />If u need advise,msg ME IF U NEED A friend,CALL ME if u need help e-mail ME if u need MONEY No.ur dial not respondin at da moment..<br />---------------------<br />Dad: Wats ur result? Son: Ive faild in 5 subjects. Dad: Now onwards dont cal me 'Dad'. Son: com on dad!Its my schl test not a DNA test.<br /><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#cc0000;"><a href="http://currentsms.blogspot.com/2010/06/new-msg.html">Previous</a>...............................................................</span> <span style="color:#ff0000;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><a href="http://currentsms.blogspot.com/2010/06/mazakia-sms.html">Next</span></a></span></strong>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25825707803757136.post-58720427746660708482010-06-24T15:20:00.006+05:302010-06-27T16:37:31.268+05:30Mazakia smsROHIT-U want to marry me?<br />RITA-Yes,vry much.But u have known me only for 2 days.<br />ROHIT-Oh much longer than tat really.I work in d bank wer u hold an account.<br />--------------------<br />JOKES<br />Seeing a man on d sidewalk looking at his taxi,d driver approached him n asked 'Taxi, Sir?'Thanks,' said d drunkard, 'I was just wondering what it was.'<br />--------------------<br />Aapko Pta hai aaj konsa Special Day Hai <br />Aaj Titanic ki 94th Anniversary Hai<br />So Please Sab Pyar Krne Walo Se Guzarish hai ki <br />''DOOB MARO"<br />--------------------<br />CLASSROOM JOKES<br />Teacher to student-You make the same mistake as ur bench mate! What will u say about it?<br />Student-Sir, we have the same teacher!<br />--------------------<br />DOCTOR JOKES<br />The doctor was just leaving d patient who was critically ill.<br />DOCTOR-I'll see u tomorrow.<br />PATIENT-'I don't doubt that.But shall I see u?<br />--------------------<br /><div style="border: 10px inset rgb(255, 0, 153);"><br /><p align="center"><strong><span style="color:red;">JOKE OF THE DAY</span></strong><img src="http://www.websmileys.com/sm/violent/sterb023.gif" /><br /></p><center><span style="font-family:monotype corsiva;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(30, 144, 255);"><strong><span style="text-decoration: blink;"><span style="font-family:monotype corsiva;"><span style="font-size:150;"><br />A Punjabi Bra Ad:Har kudi di pasand "PREETO BRA", Hun 6 sizan vich uplabdh,<br />1. Small,<br />2. Medium,<br />3. Vadde,<br />4. Oyee hoye,<br />5. Hay O Rabbaa,<br />6. O Teri Bhen Di..0<br /><img src="http://www.websmileys.com/sm/violent/sterb023.gif" /></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></center></div><span style="font-family:monotype corsiva;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(30, 144, 255);"><strong></strong></span><strong><br /></strong></span><strong></strong></span><br />Technology Has Its Limitation. Google May B The Most Powerful Search Engine But It Couldnt Search My Chapal. I Lost In Mandir On Tuesday! Kya Fayda Google Ka..!<br />----------------------<br />"Only few true loving hearts can easily identify some little lies in your smile and some more truths in your tears."<br />Value those hearts... Tk cr <br />----------------------<br />Fun<br />Customer to shopkeeper: 'I like d cloth, but I don't like d print on it.Shopkeeper: 'Sir, don't worry about d print, it will disappear after first wash!<br />----------------------<br />SERVANT -Madam, I got these 100 Rs notes from the dustbin.<br />MADAM -Throw them away.They are fake.<br />SERVANT-I know madam.That's why I am returning them to you.<br />----------------------<br />RAMU-How can a little fellow like u be a tiger trainer?<br />SHAMU-My small size is d secret of my success! The tigers are waiting for me to grow a little larger!<br />----------------------<br />After huge hit of 'RAKHI KA SWAYAMWAR' now d next season coming,<br />'RAKHI KI SUHAGRAAT !' To participate, contact... <br />NDTV Imagine...<br />HURRY !!<br />Limited BEDS !!!<br />----------------------<br />TEACHER-A wise man cannot answer each n every question put forward by a foolish man.STUDENT-U r absolutely right.This is d main cause of my failure in d exams.<br />---------------------<br />Ek bacha hasta hua paida hua. Nurs ne poocha y u r laughing? Bache ne muthi kholke ipill ki tab. dikhaai aur bola "JAKO RAKHE SAI MAR SAKE NA KOI. <br /><br /><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#cc0000;"><a href="http://currentsms.blogspot.com/2010/06/just-joking.html">Previous</a>...............................................................</span> <span style="color:#ff0000;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><a href="http://currentsms.blogspot.com/2010/06/funny-cell-sms.html">Next</span></a></span></strong>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25825707803757136.post-54025091901354992682010-06-14T14:08:00.008+05:302010-06-24T15:32:59.294+05:30Funny cell sms<strong>What is SARDAR?
<br />Veeran de veer
<br />yaaran de yaar
<br />dushman lai talwar
<br />siran te sohni dastar,
<br />aapne Guru nu na bhullde,
<br />Karde har dharam da satkar.
<br />This is Sardar!
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<br />JOKES
<br />BOSS -Well Mr.RAY,u may take an appointment after consulting my secretary.
<br />Mr.RAY-Oh,I too have tried hard but she says,she is busy for d next 10 days.
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<br />Ek Ajeeb Haqiqat.
<br />100 Rupiya ka note Bahut Zyada lgta he Jab "MANDIR" Me dia jaye,
<br />Mgr Music CDs kharidne k liye Bahut chota lgta he..
<br />3 Mint ki Hanuman chalisaPadh na Bahot Mushkil he,
<br />Magar 3 Ghante ki Film Dekhna Boht Aasan..
<br />1 Day Cricket k liye Log Pagal ho Rahe he,
<br />Magar jab Mandir ki lineThodi lambi ho jaye to Log tang Aa jate hain.
<br />Is sms ko forwd karna Bahut mushkil hota hai,
<br />Jab k Fizool Jokes ko 4wd krna Hmara Farz ban jata he. !!
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<br />BUDDY JOKES
<br />Ramu to his friend: 'I had a narrow escape today BMTC bus just passed over me!
<br />Shamu: 'Then, how did you escape?
<br />Ramu: 'I was under a fly-over!'
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<br />I asked God to give me a smart and intelligent friend . . .
<br />Then he sent you on earth . . .
<br />Bas
<br />Tabhi se bhagwan pe bharosa uth gaya!
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<br />7 very rare gifts given by GOD..
<br />Dad's hug;
<br />Mom's luv;
<br />Brother's fight;
<br />Sister's care;
<br />Lovely sleep;
<br />Friends affection;
<br />Lover's hurting..
<br />Don't miss them..!!
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<br />Dear Frnd!
<br />m Collecting
<br />Gandhijis Photos.
<br />I need ur Contribution
<br />to my Collection.
<br />To ghar me jitne bhi 10/50/100/500 / 1000 ke note h, bhej dena. . . . . :-)
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<br />Sheran de put sher jane jande ne, Lakhan vicho SIKH hi pehchane jande ne, Maut sahmne vekh kade kise piche lukde nai,Put "Sardaran" de kde kisi agge jhukde nai.
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<br />"God Bless You" is such a little prayer but it means so much...It means may the Lord, with his gracious hands give u more than u have prayed for...
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<br /><p align="center"><strong><span style="color:red;">JOKE OF THE DAY</span></strong><img src="http://www.websmileys.com/sm/violent/sterb023.gif" />
<br /></p><center><span style="font-family:monotype corsiva;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(30, 144, 255);"><strong><span style="text-decoration: blink;"><span style="font-family:monotype corsiva;"><span style="font-size:150;">AKBAR:Humare ammi-abba humse itni mohabbt krte the k,hume sulane k liye sari rat jagte the,or hum fir bhi nahi sote theBIRBAL:Tbhi ap eklote reh gaye jahanpanah
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<br />Height of "Ohh shit.." like situation:??
<br />A guy takes blade & writes his girlfriend's name on his forearms &???
<br />&????????
<br />&
<br />makes a spelling mistake..!!
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<br />Dats called Smartness-
<br />Ek Ladka Gadhe ke samne gir gaya. Ek khubsurat Ladki ne dekha aur kaha - Apne bade Bhai k pair chhu rahe ho?
<br />Ladka: Ji Bhabiji !..
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<br />Q1. Agr ek din ki zindgi mile to kya magenge?
<br />Q2. Dost aur pyar me pehli psnd?
<br />Q3. Agr dard dene wale se pyar ho jaye to kya krenge?
<br />Reply sooooon...
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<br />Salesman-We sell our refrigerators at cost prices
<br />Suprised Customer-'Then how do u make profit?'
<br />The Salesman said-'We make our profit out of repairing them.
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<br />Ramu-How much petrol does d tank of ur car hold?
<br />Shamu-I don't knw.I ve only had it for 15 years n so far I ve never had enuf money to fill up d tank f my car.
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<br />Patient 2 Dr:I need sumthing 2 stir me up,sumthn 2 put me in a fightn mood.Did u put
<br />sumthn like dat in d prescriptn?
<br />Dr:No need 4 dat.U ll find dat n ur bill.
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<br />Santa-Kal Muje 5 logo ne Pita.
<br />Banta-Fir Tu ne kya kiya!
<br />Santa-Maine unse kaha salo ek ek karke Aao.
<br />Banta-Phir?
<br />Santa-Phir kya, Sabne Bari-Bari se dubara Pita.
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<br />Son: Mai School nahi jaunga
<br />Mom: kyu?
<br />Son: Naukri krunga.
<br />Mom: 4thClass padhkar kya Kaam karega?
<br />son: 3rd class ki ladkiyo ko tution padaunga;-)
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<br />Ek bar santa bina jali bidi pi raha tha..
<br />Banta: Arey yaar bidi se koi dhuan nahi aa raha hai?
<br />Santa: Kar di na sardaro wali baat sale ye CNG bidi hai.
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<br />70 saal k
<br />unmarried
<br />budhe ne pepar
<br />me add diya
<br />"RISHTA-CHAHIYE"
<br />1 month bad
<br />jawab aya
<br />Is umar me
<br />RISHTEY Nahi
<br />FARISHTEY aate hain.
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<br />2 sardar bank lootne gaye
<br />par gun bhul gaye
<br />fir bhi bank loot liya.
<br />Kaise..?
<br />Bank manager bhi sardar tha,
<br />bola koi bat nahi
<br />I trust u..
<br />gun kal dikha dena..!
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<br />Typical students (like us):
<br />flip a coin & think..
<br />Heads- wil go 2 sleep
<br />Tails- wil watch a movie
<br />Stands- wil listen music
<br />Stays in air- i wil study.
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<br />Its a 'Say it' day.
<br />U can say Anythin2 me which u cudn't say ever.
<br />May it b a compliment, comment,a confession, or any cool advise..
<br />Do Reply nw.
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<br />GV ME A TITLE!!
<br />-winner of heart
<br />-inner beauty
<br />-source of smile
<br />-rude dude
<br />-beautiful soul
<br />-humerous
<br />-sensitive
<br />-ready 2 fght
<br />-mis. attitude
<br />Plz rply b honest.
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<br />Sum people Msg U bcos they hav nthng to do, Others Msg U so tat U'll Msg them too, but me, I do bcos Msging is my way of saying " I REMEMBER U "
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<br />If girl vomits, her parents asks :kaun tha wo kamina?
<br />If Boy vomits :kamine kaha pikar aya hai
<br />Moral: no matter who vomits, boys are always kamine.</strong>
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<br />Radhe Radhe
<br />kudi fasade..
<br />Hare murari
<br />mile kuwari..
<br />Jai hanuman
<br />pat jaye meri jaan
<br />Wahe guru da khalsa
<br />bas ek Kudi di Lalsa
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<br />Ek Car Se takra kar ek Kabutar Behosh ho gya. Admi use ghar le gya. Pinjre me rakha. Kabutar ko hosh aaya or bola.
<br />AAILA JAIL?
<br />Wo CAR Wala Mar gya kya.
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<br />Ladki: Jaan mujhe aise propose karo jaise aaj taq kisi ne na kiya ho.
<br />Ladka: Kameeni zaleel I Love You,mujh se shadi kar ke mujhe tabah kar de kambakhat.
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<br />Top3 College's Rules:-
<br />1)B quiet in d Class coz,othrs r Sleeping
<br />2)Don't forget 2 cary Urbook coz it acts as A Pillow
<br />3)Keep d campus Clean.SO B absent!!!
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<br />T i T A N i C
<br /> _ll__ _,-"::::::::"=,
<br />_/t__ "___________/
<br />RakhLe Gift Hai. Next Time TajMahaL Bhej Denge.iS Bar Thoda Hath Tang Hai..
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<br />Aasman me chidiya ud rhi h
<br />Fur...
<br />Fur...
<br />Fur...
<br />Fur...
<br />Fur...
<br />Are mobile me kya dekh rhe hain,Aasman me dikhiye na!
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<br />LOVE JOKES
<br />DAD-You can't marry that young man.He doesn't make more than Rs. 5000 per month.
<br />DAUGHTER-Oh,but Daddy, a,month flies by so fast,when u're in love.
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<br />Man:Do you know English? Sardar:Yes! Man:Okay tell me what's the opposite of Nag Panchami? Sardar:Nag did not punch me....:)
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<br />1 Bar Hichki Aye - Smjna I m remembring u.
<br />2 Br aye to - I want 2 meet U.
<br />3 Br aye to - I Mis u.
<br />Agr fir aye
<br />To plz pani p lijiyega!
<br />Mjhe or b kam hai!!!
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<br />Na Mujhe Kisi Ka Dil Chahiye
<br />Na Mujhe Kisi Dard Ki Talash Hai,
<br />Mere Phone Ko Jo Apna Samjh Ke Recharge Krvawy
<br />Mujhe To Us Dost Ki Talash Hai...
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<br />Don se dosti "Jaan ka khatra"
<br />Pagal se dosti "dimag ko khatra"
<br />Ladki se dosti "dil ko khatra" or
<br />Mujhse dosti "wqt bewaqt SMS KA khatra...
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<br />1 dost 2sre dost se:yaar aaj meri girlfrnd ka b.day h,kya du?
<br />Dusra dost:dekhne m kaisi h?
<br />Pehla dost:Achi h.
<br />Dusra dost:Mera number de de.
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<br />Khush to bahut honge ki hamara sms aa gya par hum bhi bahut chalaak hai humne padhne layak kuch likha hi nahi Ha..Ha..Ha..
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<br />On ur single smile, thousands of people die....so keep smiling & reduce population...
<br />But
<br />Don't smile in front of ur mirror-warna lene ke dene pad jayenge.
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<br />Red Rose: Pyar k liye
<br />Yellow Rose :
<br />Frndship k liye
<br />White Rose :
<br />Shanti k liye
<br />Aur Tumhare liye ?
<br />?
<br />?
<br />"NIMA ROSE"
<br />GARME MAY 2 BAR NHANE KE LIYE..
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<br />1 baar 1 terrorist ne 1 budhiya k paas bomb rakh diya.
<br />Log chillaye
<br />Budhiya bomb
<br />Budhiya bomb...
<br />Wo sarma gayi aur boli...
<br />Wo to mein jawani me thi...
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<br />Santa-ladki fasani ati h?
<br />Banta-nhi
<br />Santa-seekh:
<br />pehle kagz ka jahaz bna fir use clas me uda de.Jb mam puche to ldki ka nam lga de.BAS FAS GAI LADKI
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<br />`U R LUCKY'..
<br />( )
<br /> _; (
<br />( )
<br />UdasHo!
<br />\e
<br /> _; /
<br />/e
<br />YaNarazHo
<br /><e
<br /> _; /
<br /><e
<br />KyaHuwa?
<br />(e
<br /> _; )
<br />(e
<br />HumFirMilenge!
<br />( )
<br /> _; )
<br />(e
<br />TumhariKasam!
<br />((
<br /> _; )
<br />((
<br />Ab To Muskurao!
<br />Reply is must...
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<br />( '.')
<br /> <)(> I Mis
<br /> !! U
<br />
<br /> ( '.')
<br /> !)(? Do u miss
<br /> !! me?
<br />
<br />
<br /> (-_-) No..?
<br /> !)(>
<br /> ?/
<br />Ok Fine!
<br />Paise do is SMS k abhi...
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<br />Jaha dosti =vaha pyar
<br />Jaha pyar=vaha mohabat
<br />Jaha mohabat = vaha Ishq
<br />Jaha Ishq = vaha judai
<br />Jaha judai = Vaha Dard
<br />Jaha Dard = Vaha
<br />Moov Lga Lena yaad se ok!
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<br />smile is a cooling system of heart,sparking system of eyes ,lightning system of face,relaxing system of mind ,so activate your all system and keep smiling.
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<br />Spne sch ho jate hai, Hr DUA kam aati hai, VISHVAS ki dor hai aisi APNO ko kheech lati hai . I want to see you happy always.
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<br />Chand Taare achhe nhi lagte,Duniya k nazare achhe nhi lagte.Ya mere Khuda,Koi samjhaye tumare Maa-Baap ko,Ki ab tum KUWARE achhe nhi lagte.
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<br /> .--,!""""""""""""!
<br /> / - ,! Yadein, .!
<br /> "-O-'"""'""""O'O"-"
<br />Pura truck Yadon se full karke bhej rahe hai phir
<br />Kbhi mat kehna ki Yad Nhi karte.
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Jo <br />chahe wo maang lo....<br />---------------------<br />Beth Kr Mehbooba ki Zulfon K Saye Me aisa josh Aya,<br />Wah, Wah<br />Beth Kr<br />Mehbooba Ki<br />Zulfon K Saye<br />Me Aisa Josh Aya,<br />Phir<br />Papa Ne Dekh Liya Or<br />ICU<br />MeHoshAya. <br />---------------------<br />SMS jake unko "HELLO" kehna, Smile kare to "SO SWEET" kehna, Delete kre to "KATTI" kr lena or padne k baad agr hame "MISS" kre to same 2 u kehna.<br />---------------------<br />I love people.I love my family,my friends...but inside myself is a place where I live all alone n thats where u renew ur springs that never dry up.<br />---------------------<br />@_____ ,:¤:,<br /> /____/\ ,;¤;¤;,<br /> I_::_,I,;:,l ,_")("_<br />######,,,###<br />Beutiful house My special Gift for U. Go inside & sleep well.<br /> "GuD Nyt"<br />-------------------<br />Girlfriends are like an Internet Virus!<br />They enter ur Life,<br />Scan ur Pocket,<br />Transfer ur Money,<br />Edit your Mind,<br />Download their Problem & Delete your Smile..!<br />------------------<br />Ladka ladki dekhne gaya vo dono baat karne ke liye Room me gaye Girl-darte darte boli "Bhaiya" aap kitne Bhai behan ho.Boy- abtak to3the par ab4ho gaye.<br />------------------<br />Sardar called customer care- ji meri bhains mera sim kha gyi aur bhag gyi. Custmer care- to main kya karun? Sardar-ji ye puchhna tha k roaming to nhi lagegi..!! .<br />------------------<br />Boy & Girl in a Restaurent.<br />BOY:<br />I Love U.<br />GIRL:<br />I don't.<br />BOY:<br />Think again.<br />GIRL:<br />I Told U,No No No<br />BOY:<br />Waiter,ALAG ALAG BIL LANA.<br />GIRL:<br />OK,I LOVE U to..<br />---------------------<br />Dimag<br />Hai<br />To<br />Jawab<br />Dena,<br />Tumare<br />Chacha<br />Ki<br />Bhabhi<br />Ki<br />Saas<br />Ke<br />Bhai<br />ki<br />Biwi<br />Ki<br />Saas<br />Ke<br />Pati<br />ke<br />Jamai<br />ke<br />Pote<br />Ki<br />Maa<br />Ki<br />Nanand<br />ka<br />Bhai<br />Apka<br />Kaun?<br />Its challange ! ! <br />------------------------<br />Full form of 'GIRL':-<br />G-gola dene me aage.<br />I-innocent sirf shakl se.<br />R-rone ki automatic machine.<br />L-ladai me sbki nani!<br />Phir bhi duniya inki diwani.. <br />--------------------------<br />(((''''?'''')))<br /> <(( @) (@ ))><br /> (; <._.> ;)<br /> ((,==,))<br />Daro mat<br />Kabhi-kabhi MOBILE par sms Padne waale ki tasweer aa jaati hai.<br />---------------------------<br />Whoevr u mayb, whrevr life leads u, <br />U r alwys<br />A father's child<br />A family's future<br />A fren's heart,<br />A lover's soul,<br />N sum1's life.<br />B d best of Evrythng!.<br />---------------------------<br />Life is like math, Friends ko plus karo, dushman ko minus, khushion ko multiply, Gham ko divide, aur hamesha Muskurao lyk me!<br />---------------------------<br />Hm dusro ki zindgi jiya nhi krte, peechha kisi ka kiya nhi krte, wo to apki kismt achhi h wrna hm kisiko khud call kiya nhi krte. Sachchi<br />----------------------------<br />This is a cholocate msg 4 a dairy milk person frm a 5star frnd 4 a melody reason @ kit-kat time on a munch day in a perk mood 2 say ......Hv a Gud Day<br />----------------------------<br />, , , achabhala<br /> ('.') dost tha,<br /> <')o('><br /> _/''O_<br />Maine<br /> <br /><')o('> Gardan <br />_/'"O_ uda di,<br /><br />SMS nahi krta tha...<br />tum bhi soch lo?<br />-------------------------------<br />Kal 124 logo ko bevkuf banaya<br />Kaise?<br />..niche dekho<br />Bas<br />Aise<br />he<br />ab<br />125....<br />---------------------------<br />Santa Cycle Ki Break Hath Me Lekar Nach Raha Tha.Man-Ye Kya Kar Rahe Ho? Santa-Oye! BREAK DANCE. <br />---------------------------<br />10+2 krne k baad father :- ab tum kya krna chahti ho,<br />ladki :- BBA<br />father:-very good Per ye BBA hota kya hai...<br />ladki:-Boyfrnd ki Bike pe Aish...<br />SplY 4 u<br />---------------------------<br />When I send u a SMS, zaroori nahi ki u also have to do the same. You can also send me na fruits, chocklats, icecreams, sweets, pizza n pasta. chaliye shuru kriye bhejna!<br />---------------------------<br />Ab to iqrar kr lo <br />or na tadpao.<br />ab to bata do.<br />or na sharmao.<br />k<br />Are bol b do<br />ki<br />ki <br />aap ham se <br />ham se <br />ham se <br />b zyada Kanjus ho sms karne me<br />----------------------------<br /><br />LET ME TEST<br />YOUR MATHS!<br />(U can read only 1 time, ok)<br />2+7<br />+9<br />-5<br />+4<br />+8<br />-2<br />+5<br />-4<br />+8<br />& <br />now the Question-<br />How many tims,U pres d button?<br /><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#cc0000;"><a href="http://currentsms.blogspot.com/2010/06/fun-msg.html">Previous</a>...............................................................</span> <span style="color:#ff0000;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><a href="http://currentsms.blogspot.com/2010/06/fun-jokes.html">Next</span></a></span></strong>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25825707803757136.post-10501845067312358972010-06-10T19:52:00.008+05:302010-06-11T08:20:45.356+05:30Sms funs.***.<br />* * <br />* 1 *<br />'***'<br />Ye lo 1 Rs Ka coin h & send me sms..<br />Kanjusi ki bhi koi<br />hadh hoti hai..<br />Or khabardaar iss<br />1 rupe se TOFFY<br />kharidi to.<br />-----------------------<br />Tum Paas Aaye,<br />yu Muskuraye,<br />Apne 32 Dant<br />Mujhko Dikhaye<br />Dekh k Mera Dil<br />Phoot Phoot k Rota Hai<br />Yar Tumse<br />BRUSH B<br />Theek se Nahi Hota h.<br />------------------------ <br />Sine me dil,Dil me dard,Dard me yaqin,Yaqin me khayal,Khayal me khwab,Khwab me tasvir.Tasvir me sirf aap..<br />ooh itna Darwana khawab;-><br />------------------------<br />gabbar thakur se: thakur ye ath mujhe dedeee.<br />thakur:lele kutte lele,<br />pehle se 2 hath hai, 2 or lekar shera wali mata banega kya?<br />------------------------<br />When apple is green it is ready 2<br />"PLUCK"<br />wen girl is 18 she's ready 2<br /> "VOTE"<br />DIRTY MIND.<br />------------------------ <br />Ek shakhs jo hume zindagi se pyara hai, Bagair uske wiran ye jahan sara hai. Wo kya tha, kya hai, kya khabar, Jaisa bhi hai bas hamara hai.<br />------------------------<br />Jakhm to bhar jayenge wakt ke chalte, par wakt ke saath zamaane ke naakhoon bhi to badh jayenge.<br />------------------------<br />Dil ko hasane me waqt kitna lagta hai,aansu bahane me waqt kitna lagta hai,aap ko hamari yaad aati hi nahi warna, ek sms krne me waqt hi kitna lagta hai...<br />------------------------<br />Ques:<br />Hw much space in ur heart 4me?<br />Choose-<br />100%(write a song & send me)<br />99%(cal)<br />75%(send sms)<br />50%(1 mis cal)<br />0%(no answr)<br />Let c wat u Do..<br />------------------------ <br />Ai Zindgi youn mujhse DAGA na kar, Main zinda rahoon bina uske ye DUA na kar, koi dekhta hai use, to hoti hai jalan, Ai hawa tu bhi use CHHUAA Na kar...<br />------------------------<br />Rapidfire!!<br />Jo dil me pehla word aaye fill kar dena.<br />L0ve:__<br />Life:__<br />Hot:__<br />Desire:__<br />Pain:__<br />Un4getble:__<br />Dearest:__<br />1crush:__<br />Me:__<br />DO Reply.<br />-----------------------<br />JUDGE-U ve been arrested for driving at 100 kms an hour.Wat ve u to say?<br />CONVICT-It was an emergency<br />JUDGE-Wat sort f emergency?<br />CONVICT-It was a stolen car.<br />-----------------------<br />JUDGE-Have u anything to offer d court before the sentence is passed on you?<br />A man about to be convicted said 'No, ur honour.My lawyer took all d money I had!'<br />----------------------- <br />Evry tear is a sign of BROKEN HEART. Every silence is a sign of LONELINESS. <br />Evry smile is a sign of HAPPINESS. My Evry reply is a symbol of trust 4 u.<br />-----------------------<br />Bhuloge to yaad dilayenge,Aansu Baha0ge to Hasayenge,ruthoge to Manayenge.Hum 3 IDIOTS ke BABA RANCHOORDAS hai,GHAJINI nahi jo 15 min me bhul jayenge.<br />-----------------------<br />Gals heart is lyk <br />MOBILE,<br />Boy's heart is lyk<br />WATER....<br />Eithr watr falls on mobile.... <br />Or mobile falls in watr<br />.<br />WAAT! MOBILE KI HI LAGTI HAI ....!! <br />--------------------------<br />Doctor Pagal se: "Tum Pagal Q huey"?<br />Pagal: Maine 1 shadi shuda aaurat se Shadi ki,uski Jawan Beti se Mere Baap ne Shadi ki,<br />Yu Meri wo Beti meri Maa ban gai<br />Un k ghar Beti hui To wo meri Behn hui Magar main uski Naani ka pati tha is liye wo meri Nawasi bhi hui.<br />isi Tarha mera Beta apni Daadi ka Bhai ban gaya or main apne Bete ka Bhanja aur mera Baap mera Damaad ban gaya aur mera Beta apne Dada ka Sala ban gaya aur<br />Dr:Abey chup kar saale kya mujhe b Pagal kerega,<br />--------------------------<br />Good News! Ab aap is SMS k zarye apne Mobile set par Star Plus bilkul free dekh sakte hain. Wo b 24 hrs. Neeche dekhiye..<br />-<br />-<br />-<br /> <br />*+<br />--------------------------<br />Santa eats 8 Butter Naan in party and sufering from KABZ. <br />Prayng n crying in Toilet<br />'He bhagwan, ya to JAAN nikal de, ya NAAN nikal de, <br />-------------------------- <br />3 idiots would have been a evn bigger hit if kareena would have also once said "jahaan pannaah tussi gr8 ho, tohfa kubool karo" .<br />--------------------------<br />Santa ke ghar chor aaya!Srdar ne dekh liya to chor bhagne lga!Srdar bhagte-2 chor se bhi aage nikal gya aur bola Ek to chori,upar se humse RACE.<br />--------------------------<br />Tufaan se panga lena magar humse nahi,<br />kyunki jin Tufaano me logo ke aashiyane ujad jaate hai,<br />Unhi Tufaano mai mahi apne KACHHE" sukhate hai:-D:-D:-D..<br /><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#cc0000;"><a href="http://currentsms.blogspot.com/2010/06/sms-funs.html">Previous</a>...............................................................</span> <span style="color:#ff0000;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><a href="http://currentsms.blogspot.com/2010/06/fun-jokes.html">Next</span></a></span></strong>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25825707803757136.post-33025667870271117742010-06-09T16:26:00.007+05:302010-06-11T14:53:22.084+05:30Fun jokesJokes<br />Teacher 2 santa: Jis admi ko sunai na de use English me kya kahenge?<br />Santa: Jo marzi keh do...Usko konsa kuch sunai dega....!!<br />------------------------<br />Doctor to his patient:Oh,you seem to work very hard,what is your profession?<br />Patient:I try house breaking.<br />Doctor:Then better change to pick-pocketing!<br />------------------------<br />CRAZY QUOTES<br />A Mother takes 20 years to make her son INTELLIGENT...BUT<br />It takes A GIRL 2 minutes to make him look stupid.<br />------------------------<br />CHANGU-Wat kind of dog is tat ?<br />MANGU- Police dog.<br />CHANGU- He doesn't don't look like a police dog.<br />MANGU- Of course he doesn't. He does undercover work.<br />------------------------<br />Wash ur Mobile<br />Cut it Into Small Pices<br />Fry it<br />Add Spices N Some Oil<br />ur Mobile Pickle is ready<br />apKe Mobile Se Sms to Hote nhi achar hi dal lijiye....<br />------------------------<br />(LOVE EXAM) Wo___bhi kya___thi, jis___me wo___thi us___k basne se mere dil ki___'___ thi. In 7blankMe 1hi word ata h wo word kya hai? rply its a chalange.<br />Ans-Dhadkan<br />------------------------<br />Jahan Ki Gurbat Me Sukun Nahi Ayega.<br />Gam-E-Tohin Se Kubul Nahi Ayega.<br />Maklul Ki<br />Fitrat He Ye Kafir,<br />Dimag Fat Jayega Par Sher Samaj Nahi Ayega..<br />------------------------<br />Santa Banta se: Bhai ye khushiyan kya hoti hain? Banta: Pata nahi bhai, meri to kam umar me hi shadi ho gayi thi.<br />------------------------<br />American ne India ka masaledar dinner liya or agli subah toilet se niklte hi bola,Ab samjha?,Indians Q pani se dhote hai..Tissue pepar to aag pakad lega.<br />------------------------<br />If i die n go 2hevn n god asks me wats my last wish,i wil pause 4a while 2 luk 4u n,wen i c u r cryin i wud say prabhu ye drama kar rahe hein,inhe b bula lo...<br />------------------------<br />Teacher: prsang sahit vyakhya karo-"tenu jhapia pava jee karda"<br />Student: Ye line bollywood k prasidh kavi sant shri akshay kumar ji ki rachna 'sing is king' ki prasidh kavita "jee karda" se li gayi h, Is kavita mein kavi jb bhi devi katrina ko gulabi rang k kapdo mai nachte hue dekhte h to unka sabar toot jata h aur wo kehte hai hey devi mera tenu jhapia paan nu bda jee karda h, Aur in lines se hmko kavi k kamine hone ka ehsaas hota h...<br />------------------------<br />Student: sir ye MARDANA KAMZORI kya hoti h? Teacher: Beta Agr Aap k khwab mai koi Ladki aye or waha pr B uski IZZAT bach Jaye..to Ise MRDANA KAMZORI kehte he.<br />------------------------<br />LITTLE KUKI<br />KUKI-Even the President sits with his head bowed in front of my dad<br />SID-Wow,Wats ur dad?<br />KUKI-He is a barber.<br />------------------------<br />Santa samundar me dahi daal raha tha<br />Banta-kya kr rhe ho?<br />Santa-Lassi bana raha hu<br />Banta-isi liye log hum par joke banate hai<br />Itni Lassi tera Baap Piyega?..<br />------------------------<br />JOKE<br />At a party..<br />Someone yelled-All married guys plz stand next to d person who has made ur life worth living<br />The bartender was almost crushed to death.<br />-------------------------<br />Walk on ur own path<br />love in ur own ways<br />talk in ur own words<br />do wat ur heart says...<br />N den,<br />1 day ur parents will say<br />NIKALJA GHAR SE.. ;-)<br />--------------------------<br />Some foolish people say: "Behind every succesful man, there is a woman". But how many knows the fact- 'Women choose Only SUCESSFULL men'<br />--------------------------<br />JOKES<br />Guy- Every time I have an argument with my wife, she gets HISTORICAL.<br />Friend- You mean HYSTERICAL?<br />Guy- No, historical. She brings up my past.<br />--------------------------<br />LOVE v/s EXAM.<br />LOVE: Lots of thoughts in mind,bt no guts 2 express.<br />EXAM: Lots of guts 2 express, bt no thoughts in mind....<br />---------------------------<br />Iss sansar mein sirf post-men kyun hain,<br />post-women kyun nahi hain?<br />kyoki wo delivery dene me 9 mahine lagati hain..!!<br />---------------------------<br />FUN<br />Name 3 stages of life?<br />TEENAGE-Have Time n Energy..but No Money<br />WORKING AGE-Have Money n Energy..but No Time<br />OLD AGE-Have Time n Money..but no Energy.<br />---------------------------<br />FUN WITH CHANGU<br />CHANGU- I just saw a guy stealing my car.<br />POLICE- Did you get a good look at him?<br />CHANGU- No but I saw his NUMBER PLATE.<br />---------------------------<br />FUN<br />I wanted 2 put sumthing incredibly<br />Beautiful,<br />Sweet,<br />Nice,<br />Sensitive<br />And Funny<br />On your screen,<br />But unfortunately<br />I DON'T FIT ON UR SCREEN.<br />---------------------------<br />Arranged marriage is<br />"While u r walking unfortunately a snake bites u"<br />But<br />Love marriage is gaoing to the snake & saying,<br />Katle...katle aja katle na:-D<br />---------------------------<br />FUN<br />Great students are like US<br />work on d principle of rockets<br />It doesnt mean we aim for d SKY<br />It means we dont start studying unless our tails on FIRE.<br />---------------------------<br />1 Sardar apne sir pe Tota bitha kar ja rha tha.<br />Raste me 1 aadmi ne rok ke pucha,<br />Bhai ye konsa Janwar hai.<br />TOTA bola-SARDAR hai saala...<br />---------------------------<br />Ek SARDAR let kar gane ga rha tha, 2-3 gane ga kar wo ulta let kar gane laga. 2nd sardar : yar ulta let kar kyo gane laga. 1st: pehle A side thi ab B side hai..<br />---------------------------<br />FUN<br />Genie to MANGU<br />Ask for anything,<br />But ur wife will get double of wat u get...<br />MANGU-Give me A CRORE n beat me till Im HALF DEAD.<br />---------------------------<br />FUN<br />BOY-Ur the sunshine of my life,<br />Without U life is cloudy,<br />Ur in my heart like rain water 4 barren land<br />GIRL-Janu,Is this a proposal or WEATHER REPORT?<br />----------------------------<br />"Alcohol contains female hormones"<br />PROOF: aftr drinkng..<br />1. men talk unnecesarily,<br />2.become over emotional<br />3.drive badly<br />4.stop thinking<br />5. Fight 4 nothing<br />----------------------------<br />Read at ur own risk.<br />Who is the leader of ducks?<br />?<br />Who?<br />Who<br />Ans:Frog!<br />Y?<br />Why?<br />Because frog is<br />"Main-duck"!!<br />-----------------------------<br /><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#cc0000;"><a href="http://currentsms.blogspot.com/2010/06/bhuloge-to-yaad-dilayengeaansu-baha0ge.html">Previous</a>...............................................................</span> <span style="color:#ff0000;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><a href="http://currentsms.blogspot.com/2010/06/funtush-sms.html">Next</span></a></span></strong>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25825707803757136.post-56383332704375877622010-06-08T23:45:00.004+05:302010-06-09T16:42:35.540+05:30Funtush smsTOT FOR THE DAY- 'Practice makes man perfect'. But nobody is perfect. So why practice...?<br />-------------------<br />TOT FOR THE DAY- Light travels faster than sound.This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.<br />-------------------<br />If "CHEESE" is great wid "PIZZA"<br />& "SRK" wid "KAJOL"<br />"HRITHIK"wid "DANCE"den<br />"SAGAR" wid _ _ _ _ ??<br />Plz fill wat clicks in ur mind first! Do reply soon<br />-------------------<br />TEACHER- If u have 18 potatoes, how will u divide them equally between 6 ppl?<br />PAPPU- I guess I'd boil them, and mash them and then divide.<br />-------------------<br />Teacher- Correct d sentence.A bull and a cow IS grazing in d field.<br />Student- A COW and a BULL is grazing in the field.<br />Teacher- How? Student- LADIES FIRST.<br />-------------------<br />HILAROIUS<br />A politician visited a Jail n began delivering a speech to d convicts. They refused to listen to him, saying it is not included in d prison sentence.<br />-------------------<br />When girl cheats a boy,he suicides<br />Hence girls kill a lyf<br />But when boy cheats a girl<br />a baby is born<br />Hence boys give a lyf<br />Moral:Boys are kind hearted.<br />--------------------<br />POLICE JOKES- A Traffic cop stops a guy for speeding.'Ive been waiting all day for you,says the cop. The guy replies, 'Well I've got here as fast as I can.<br />--------------------<br />Mother 'Don't call your sister STUPID. Tell her you're sorry.' Son- 'OK I'm sorry you're stupid, Sister.'<br />--------------------<br />QUICK WIT<br /> Have trouble getting up in the morning?<br /> A mousetrap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep.<br />---------------------<br />FUN WITH CHANGU<br />Did you here what Changu said when he was invited to a BARbeCUE?<br />'No thanks I don't want to wait in line for a hair cut.'<br />----------------------<br />FILM EXTRA-Wud u get my signatures on d contract,sir?<br />PRODUCER-A verbal contract is enuf.<br />FILM EXTRA-But,last I'd a verbal contract n I drew a verbal salary.<br />----------------------<br />Father to his naughty son.'Do not make mischiefs.When you do, my one hair turns white.' The boy remarked 'Now, I understand why Grandpa has all his hair white!'<br />----------------------<br />Child went 2 a doctor n told him about frequent pain in his cheek.D doctor enquired about d time when it pains d most.He said,'When d teacher slaps on my face!'<br />----------------------<br />ARTIST-Dis is my new painting called Businessmen at work.Its a piece of realism.<br />CUSTOMER-I don't see any of d men at work.<br />ARTIST-Tat is d realism part f it.<br />----------------------<br />A young man went to see his doctor wid a bad attack f shakes.D doctor looked at him n asked'Drunk?' The man said, 'Okay doctor, I'll come back when u are sober'<br />----------------------<br />Two friends met after a long time n enquired about their married life. 1st one said-My wife is an angel.The other said-U r very lucky.Mine is still with me!<br />----------------------<br />Servant 2 his master-I am leavn d Job.U don't trust me.<br />Master:But I leave all d home keys wid u<br />Servant:Rite,but they dont fit the almirah wer u keep CASH!<br />----------------------<br />FUN<br />My therapist told me the way 2 achieve true inner peace is 2 finish wat I start.So for 2day,I ve finishd 2 bags f chips.I feel better already.<br />----------------------<br />A man eloping with his lady love,asked d cab driver how much d fare is<br />Driver-Tat is not necessary Sir.<br />Lover- But,Y?<br />Driver-The lady's father settled d fare<br />----------------------<br />FARMER-I can't decide between a cycle or a cow for my farm.<br />FRIEND-Won't u look silly riding a cow.<br />FARMER-I'd look even sillier trying 2 milk a bicycle.<br />----------------------<br />DAD-Ur teachr said tat u r fast. Always ahead of othr students.Hw cud u ve failed in ur exam?<br />RANI-He was trying 2 tell u abt my running practice in d race<br />----------------------<br />CHANGU- MANGU, did ur wife have much to say about you coming home drunk last night?<br />MANGU- Na but that didnt stop her from talking for two hours at breakfast.<br />----------------------<br />WISE CRACKS- To the optmist- the glass is half full. To the pessimist - the glass is half empty. To the engineer- the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.<br />----------------------<br />WISE CRACKS - A man is the head of the family and the wife is the neck. The neck turns the head exactly the way it wants.<br />----------------------<br />UNIVERSAL TRUTH..'We are just friends'<br />Girls use this sentence when they want to start the relation. Boys use it when they want to end the relation.<br />----------------------<br /><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#cc0000;"><a href="http://currentsms.blogspot.com/2010/06/fun-jokes.html">Previous</a>...............................................................</span> <span style="color:#ff0000;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><a href="http://currentsms.blogspot.com/2010/06/funny-sms.html">Next</span></a></span></strong>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25825707803757136.post-78748126973217943262010-06-08T23:04:00.005+05:302010-06-08T23:59:33.485+05:30Funny smsA hypnotist hypnotised the whole audience in the hall with a pendulum. Suddenly, pendulum fell down. He said "SHIT" and it took 3 days to clean the hall!:-P<br />-------------------------<br />1 Moti Aurat ne chor pakda or us k upar beth gai<br />Nokar se:Ja Police ko bula la<br />Nokar:Meri Chapal ni mil rhi malkin<br />Chor Chilaya:Saale Meri pehen le par Jaldi ja<br />-------------------------<br />ladki- maa gao me film wale aaye hein.<br />maa- beti andar aja inki niyat kharab hoti h<br />ladki- ma john or abhishek b aye h<br />ma- to beti apne bhai ko b andar le aa<br />-------------------------<br />Santa ik Ladki nu: Hor Sohneyo ki Haal ne?<br />Ladki: Jo Teri Behn de ne!!<br />Santa: acha tenu v tattiaan lagiaa ne!! ;-;) <br />-------------------------<br />DOCTOR JOKES<br />'Doctor, will this ointment clear up my spots?'<br />'I can't say.' Replies the Doc, 'I never make RASH promises.'<br />-------------------------<br />Jung me santa ne bullet proof jacket ki jagah Macher dani pehni Banta-Aisa Q.? Santa-Jis me macher tak nai gus Sakta us me goli kya Ghusegi. <br />-------------------------<br />Haryanvi jaat riding a cycle & hits a girl. Girl:ghanti nahi maari jaati kya? Jaat: re chhori baawli dikhe? Poori cycle maar di ab ghanti alag se maaru kay.<br />-------------------------<br />BEING FLIRTY- BOY-How did you get to be so beautiful? GIRL- I must've been given your share.<br />-------------------------<br />Best msg ever. A baby fish asked her mother: Why cant we live on earth?<br />Mother fish: Earth is not the place for fishes. It's made for sel-fishes...<br />-------------------------<br />BEING FLIRTY<br /> BOY- Can I buy you a drink? <br /> GIRL- Actually Iwould rather have the money.<br />-------------------------<br />Why Tendulkar<br />married a older women<br />n Kumble married a<br />divorced women?<br />becoz batsmen love<br />loose balls n spinners<br />love used balls..!!<br />--------------------------<br />RIDDLE<br />Q.What did 1 magnet say to the other magnet?<br />....<br />....<br />A.I find you very attractive.<br />--------------------------<br />SUHAGRAAT ko Pati theek se sex nahi kar paya. SAAS: Bahu kal suhagrat kaisi rahi ? BAHU: Maaji 'Grah Pravesh' toh ho gaya, par 'Grah Shanti' nahi hui.<br />--------------------------<br />Ishq ne insan ko kya se kya bana diya,Kisi ko kavi to kisi ko katil bana diya,<br />2 phol ka bojh utha na sakti thi MUMTAZ aur SHAHJAHAN ne uspe TAJMAHAL banwa diya<br />--------------------------<br />RIDDLE<br />Name 3 consecutive days without using the words Monday,Tuesday,Wednesday,Thursday,Friday,Saturday or Sunday?<br />..<br />..<br />Ans-Yesterday,Today and Tomorrow.<br />--------------------------<br />Tailor ki wife boli-vacation me mujhe darjiling dekhna h! Tailor pant utar k bola"vacation pe kyu darling?abhi dekh le darji ka ling<br />--------------------------<br />A point 2 ponder-"u may lv ur girlfriend or wife very deeply"..but,u cannot express it more than...6-7 inches deep.<br />--------------------------<br />Isse badi Atankwadi Ghatna aur kya ho sakti hai?..<br />??<br />??<br />??<br />??<br />??<br />??<br />??<br />Ki<br />Santa k Potty dhone k Lotey mai koi Tezab daal gya..;-)<br />----------------------------<br />PJ DEEJAY<br />NASA-Congrats DEEJAY.<br />U are selected to go to the moon tomorrow.<br />DEEJAY-U are cheating me.<br />NaSA-Wat?<br />DEEJAY-Tomorrow is NO moon day.<br />----------------------------<br />PJ DEEJAY<br />DOCTOR-Ur suffering from depression<br />Dont keep anything with u that worries u a lot.<br />DEEJAY-Ok,I just threw away ur bill.<br />----------------------------<br />MaujMasti..<br />Santa k Sar Se Khoon Nikal rha Tha Dctr:Ye kaise Hua? Santa:Main Hatho Se Patthar Tod rha Tha, kisi ne kaha-"Paaji kabhi to Dimag Istemal karo..!?"<br /><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#cc0000;"><a href="http://currentsms.blogspot.com/2010/06/funtush-sms.html">Previous</a>...............................................................</span> <span style="color:#ff0000;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><a href="http://currentsms.blogspot.com/2010/06/fun-sms.html">Next</span></a></span></strong>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25825707803757136.post-72272911309488517022010-06-08T22:47:00.003+05:302010-06-08T23:17:40.390+05:30Fun smsChangu is wearing one red sock and one blue one sock. Gangu- 'That's an unusual combination. Changu- No. I've got another pair just like it at home.'<br />----------------------------<br />Burglar 1- Quick, the police are coming...jump out the window. Burglar 2- But we're on the thirteenth floor. Burglar 1- This is no time to be SUPERSTITIOUS.<br />----------------------------<br />A Lion killed a Madrasi in the zoo. <br />Monkey asked: "Why did you particularly kill a Madrasi?"<br />Lion said:Kuch nahi yaar,aaj"South Indian"khane ka mood tha. <br />-----------------------------<br />santa ped k upar ulta latka hua tha. Banta: Tu ped par kyun latka hai?<br />Santa: Sar dard ki goli khayi thi, socha kahin pet me na chali jaye... Gd Mrng.<br />-----------------------------<br />Ghar ki bell baji.Gown pehni hui BV ne gate khola. Gate pe shohar ka dost tha. Dost ne pucha wo kaha hai. BV: naha rahe hai. Dost : aggar tum mujhe apna badan dikhaoge to me tumhe 5000 Rs doonga. BV ne 5000 lekar apna badan dikha diya. Dost ne phir kaha ki agar tum mere sath sex karo to me tume 6000Rs doonga. BV ne 6000 Rs lekar apni bachi ijjat bhi usko de di. Bathroom se nikalkar pati ne pööcha kon tha. BV ne kha apka koi dost jahagir tha.<br />Pati bola us haramjaade ne mujhse 11000 udhaar le rakhe the usne diye kya?<br />-----------------------------<br />2 campers are attacked by a bear,start running. 1 stops to put on shoes. Other says- U cant run faster than bear. He says - I only need to run faster than u.<br />-----------------------------<br />BUDDY JOKES- Gangu- Hey Changu. U r sweating so much while painting.<br />Why don't u remove ur jacket?<br />Changu- It says on the tin to apply 2 coats.<br />-----------------------------<br />MARRIAGE JOKE<br />Sam came from church n lifted his wife n carried her around<br />WIFE-Did d PRIEST tell u 2 be romantic?<br />SAM-No,He told me 2 carry my own sorrows.<br />-----------------------------<br />OFFICE BLUES<br />SID-Y did u quit ur last job?<br />MANGU-Sickness<br />SID-Wat was it?<br />MANGU-My boss was sick of me.<br />-----------------------------<br />Izhar-E-Mohabbat na wo kar sake na Hum, Zamane se na wo Lad sake na Hum,<br />Hum to kar dete unko Pregnant<br />Par Room ka Intzam na wo kar sake na Hum<br />-----------------------------<br />OFFICE BLUES<br />Notice by HR- We will not accept ur doctors statement as proof.<br />We believe that if u are able to go to the doctor...<br />You are able to go to work.<br />-----------------------------<br />OFFICE BLUES<br />CEO to employees<br />If you work hard this year<br />I will give you cheques for Rs. 50,000.<br />If you work hard again next year,<br />I'll sign those cheques.<br />------------------------------<br />LUV Is Wen V Drink Same COCONUT Water Puting 2 STRAWS;<br />FRNDSHIP Is Wen V Hav 1 COCONUT & V Use Only 1 STRAW,Drinking 1 by 1 & Sayng "BHIKAARI PURA MAT PEE!!"<br />------------------------------<br />Talaaq k baad husbnd & wife apna apna saman alg karte hue.<br />Husbnd-bra dete hue, "ye lo tmhare doodh ka dhakkan".Wife-undrwear dete hue, "ye lo murday ka kafan.<br />------------------------------<br />Aadmi Mandir kyo jata he?<br />Kyuki.waha<br />Aarti H<br />Puja H<br />Archna H<br />Bhawna H<br />Shanti H<br />Vandna H<br />Aaradhna H<br />Sadhna H<br />Y SB DIL KO SUKUN DETE H,Gd mrng. Sir think positve <br />----------------------------<br />OFFICE BLUES<br />Always give ur 100percent at work.<br />12 percent OFFICE,<br />40 percent Tuesday,<br />24percent Tuesday,<br />19percent Thursday<br />And 5 percent- Fridays.<br />-----------------------------<br />LOVE JOKE<br />Difference btw biology and sociology.<br />A-When the baby looks like his dad, its BIOLOGY.<br />When the baby looks like the neighbour its SOCIOLOGY.<br />------------------------------<br />LOVE JOKE<br />CHINKU-I gave a rupee in a temple and prayed for a girlfriend and got u.<br />PINKI-Wow<br />CHINKU-God said I cant get anything better for a rupee.<br />------------------------------<br />LITTLE PAPPU<br />TEACHER-Where was the PEACE TREATY signed?<br />PAPPU-At the bottom of the paper.<br />------------------------------<br />LITTLE PAPPU<br />TEACHER-Please turn on ur computer<br />And click MY COMPUTER<br />PAPPU-Where Is YOUR COMPUTER?<br />------------------------------<br />LITTLE KUKI<br />TEACHER-Make a sentence using beans. CHIMPU-My father grows BEANS.<br />KUKI-We are all HUMAN BEANS.<br />------------------------------<br />SELFESTEEM:<br />Where Crime & Mistake Is Forbidden<br />A Little Child Smiled And Said:<br />"MY MOM's HEART"<br />MAA TUJHE SALAM<br />HAPPY MOTHER's DAY<br />-------------------------------<br />LITTLE KUKI<br />TEACHER-Hitler said nothing is impossible.<br />KUKI-OK Sir, please ask him to take out all the toothpaste and put it back in the tube again.<br />-------------------------------<br />Sante de ghar Buddi mar gayi.Saare kehan lagge k bebe mainu lai jaandi,mainu lai jaandi,Sante ne vichon uthh k keha"SAALEO BEBE NE KEDI SUMO KITI HOI C. . . ?<br />-------------------------------<br />1 sharabi roz shiv mandir mien sir tekta tha, 1 din pujari ne shiv k jagah Ganesh ki murti rakhi, Sharabi aya sir teka bola chotu..papa se bolna uncle aye the.<br />-------------------------------<br />Theater me Nari-pradhan film chal rahi thi. 1 ladki khadi hoke josh me boli: "Aaj ki Nari kya nahi kar sakti?" <br />Santa bola, "DEEWAR PE SUSU.!!"<br /><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#cc0000;"><a href="http://currentsms.blogspot.com/2010/06/funny-sms.html">Previous</a>...............................................................</span> <span style="color:#ff0000;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><a href="http://currentsms.blogspot.com/2010/06/just-sms.html">Next</span></a></span></strong>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25825707803757136.post-52445822638947866192010-06-07T20:35:00.005+05:302010-06-08T23:13:29.345+05:30Just smsFULON SI MEHKEGI HAMARI DOSTI,<br />KHUSHIYO SE SAJEGI HAMARI DOSTI,<br />KOI GAM NAHI MUJHE IS DUNIYA ME,<br />AGAR SAATH HAI AAPKI DOSTI. <br />----------------------------------<br />Ghalib ne girlfriend ko date per bulaya wo late ayi.Girl:Am I late?Ghalib:Falak pey chand sitaron ko neend aarahi hai,Dusri ka time ho gaya hai, tu ab aa rahi h<br />----------------------------------<br />Boy-tmhara naam kya h?<br />girl-kyu btau..? Main tumhe Janti b nhi...<br />Boy - mat batao main kaunsA tumhe aPni ""FERARI"" m bEthA Rha hu..<br />Girl - SonaLI , B.Com 2year,<br />wo samne wali gali pe right hand pe 4th num pe Mera ghar h 32/B<br />Ghar me 1chota bhai, muma or papa h<br />TuatioN time 6 to 8...:-)<br />----------------------------------<br />WAQT " Kehta Hai Mujhe "GAWANA" Mat,"DIL" Kehta Hai Mujhe "LAGANA" Mat,"DOST" Kehta Hai Mujhe "AAZMANA" Mat,or "HUM" Kehte Hai Hume "BHULANA" Mat..!<br />----------------------------------<br />Evry life in dis<br />world is wrIttn by<br />god's own sweet<br />hands,dat's why I m thankful 2 him bcoz when he wrote my life,he included u<br />as my sweet friend.... <br />----------------------------------<br />Chuhe ne kiya sherni ko propose,Gift diya usne red rose!Sherni ne kaha ja apni surat aine me dekh,Chuha bola surat pe mat ja pagli confidence deKH! <br />----------------------------------<br />When We Walk Alone, We wish that we could reach the end of the road. But when we walk with frnds, we wish that the road never ends......... Its friendship.<br />----------------------------------<br />1 din SAnta ne bahut sunder ladki dekhi aur socha... Bahut socha ? ? ? Kya socha? ? ? Kaash! ye meri Maa hoti to main bhi itna sunder hota.<br />----------------------------------<br />Dosti karna utna hi aasan hai,jis tarah MITTI par MITTI se "MITTI" likna. Aur dosti nibhana utna hi mushkil hai,jis tarah PAANI par PAANI se "PAANI" likhana.<br />----------------------------------<br />Rancho, Raju N Farhan Went 4 Evening Walk. Aftr Sumtime A $trong Wind Blew N Rancho Was Flyin In Air Why??? ? ? ? ? ? ? Coz Behti Hawa Sa Tha Woh.......<br />----------------------------------<br />Hi Moon! Dim Ur light. Hello Wind! Breeze Soft. Hi Flower! Blossom Slowly. Hello Earth! Spin Gently. BCoz my friend is going to sleep. <br />Gud nite swt drm! Mis u....<br />----------------------------------<br />Friendship is like a glass,A scratch on any side wil reflect on the other side 2,so always handle feelings carefully,coz scratches can never B removed...<br />---------------------------------- <br />Principle- "Late kyu ho gya ?" Stdnt- "Bike khrab ho gyi thi" Principle- " Bus se nhi aa sakte the kya?" Stdnt- Kya karun aapki BETI hi nahi maani.. <br />----------------------------------<br />Fish said to water "U can never see my tears because I am in water<br />"Water replied "I can feel ur tears bcz ur in my heart.<br />"Thats frndship".<br />----------------------------------<br />Ajeeb lagti hai shaam kbhi-kbhi, zindgi lgti hai bejaan kbhi-kbhi, samajh mei aaye to hume bhi batana, kya apko bhi karti hai yaadei pareshan kbhi-kbhi.. <br />----------------------------------<br />,.+""-., ,.-""+,<br />G( -_-)(-_-)D<br /> +Morning+ <br /> ""-.,?,.-""<br />Have a wonderful Morning with a great big smile on your face.<br />G( '.' )( '.' )D<br />M(-_-)RNING....<br />----------------------------------<br />0 0 0 0 0 0 .shhhhhhhhh.I m walking slowly,bcoz u might be sleeping,Ill just leave my message 4 u GOOD NIGHT & SWEET DREAMS.:-):-)<br />----------------------------------<br />In life jst don't trust people,<br />Who change their feelings with time.<br />Instead trust those people whose feelings remain the same,<br />evn whn the time change.<br />----------------------------------<br />,.#-.-.####-.'Ö# #/'#.-.-#.-.,<br /> "#-.#,-.':(#i#i#):'.-,#.-"##<br /> # # '-.##.-'(#)'-.#.-'###<br /><br />Wondrful Gift 4 you. Please <br />Delete all '#'<br />& see my Gift. <br />-----------------------------------<br />Take 1 spoon of Sugar & Put it in yr eyes..<br />Kyon?<br />Arre baba!<br />For "Sweet Dreams" <br />If u want hot n spicy dreams<br />Try Chilli Powder..!!<br />Very effective:-). .<br />-----------------------------------<br />Nurse-Apke judwa bete huye hai<br />Santa-Ye to hona hi tha program hi aise dekhti thi<br />KBC2,<br />INDIAN IDOL2,<br />NACH BALIYE2,DHOOM2 Nurse-Acha hua ROADIES 7 nahi dekha.<br />-----------------------------------<br />Oye tenu ki lagda hai mai tenu Distrb karan vaste msg karia si, o na ji na, mai to tenu wish karan vaste msg karia si. Happy GUD NIGHT hai ji sweet wala<br />-----------------------------------<br />Write a letter 4me.! Dear ____, U hav a cute____. U make me feel____. U shud b____. U & me shud b___. I_____u. 4rwrd 2 al ur frnds and get touching ans.rply me<br />-----------------------------------<br />Buffalo par baithe ek jaat ko police ne rok k puchha: Aap ka helmet kahan hai? Fine lagega<br />Jaat: Re baawale dhayan se dekh Neeche 4 wheler hai<br />----------------------------------- <br />DDLJ PJ:<br />A.C Ka muqabla cooler kar nahi sakta<br />wah wah<br />A.C ka mukabla cooler kar nahi sakta<br />Ja Simran Ja is ladke se zyada pyaar tujhe koi kar nahin sakta.<br />-----------------------------------<br />Who m 'I' among d 12?<br />1.Busy prsn<br />2.Sweet Heart<br />3.Gud luking<br />4.True hlpr<br />5.cruel prsn<br />6.LAZY<br />7.Practical<br />8.Emotional<br />9.Baby<br />10.flirt<br />11.irritatng<br />12.angry prsn<br />rply soon<br />-------------------------------------<br />Rabb se aapki khushi mangte h,duaon me aapki hansi mangte h.Sochte h kya mange apse?Chalo,apse apki umar bhar ki dosti mangate hai..<br />-------------------------------------<br />Kisi ki umeed me wo aise khoye the,palko se pta chla wo raat bhar roye the,dhimi c aahat se unke karib ana chaha,jane kyu aisa lga wo unhe yaad krte-2 soye the..<br />-------------------------------------<br />Studnt ne hwa me coin uchhala:<br />Head aya to sona hai<br />Tail aya to movie dkhni hai <br />Khda rha to Gane sunuga Or<br />agr hawa me rha to.....<br />Maa Ksam mai to Padhunga!<br />-------------------------------------<br />1 min. me koi achha lagne lagta he1 ghante me koi pasand ane lgta he1 din me kisi se pyar hone lagta hepar zindagi beet jati haijab kisi ko bhulna padta hai<br />-------------------------------------<br />Wife:- janu kash aap msg hote, mai apko save karti, jab chahe padhti.<br />Husband:-"kanjus save karke hi rakhti, ya apni kisi frnd ko 4ward bhi Karti." :):)<br />-------------------------------------<br />There are only 5 things we need in life: <br />Good friends<br />Good income<br />Good food<br />Good sleep<br /> &<br />" GOOD _ UCK "<br />Interpretations may vary... ;-)<br />--------------------------------------<br />Ek Akalmand Insan ne Bewakuf Se Kaha "Sari Dunya Tumhe Bewaquf Kyu kehti he.?" <br />Soch Kya Rahe Ho Jaldi jawab do. I'm waiting.....?<br />--------------------------------------<br />|xx ) xx /xx\ x | xx/x | xx) x /xxx\x<br />|x ) x/-x-\x| x\x | x\x /-x-\<br />delete only Alphabet x and dont delete space. Then find a interesting msg.<br />--------------------------------------<br />Beauty is 'AGELESS' Lov is 'BOUNDLSS' Heart beats r 'COUNTLSS' n a Frnd lik u is 'HOPELSS' Oops.. 'SHAMELSS' ..sorry 'USELSS' Aiyo.. xtrmly sorry 'PRICELSS'..<br /><br />--------------------------------------<br /> !!<br />.-?-.<br />( '.' ) <br />=(,,)=(,,)= R u waiting 4 my msg ? Sho shweeeet.. Dont worry.. How can i forget u.. HERE comes my wish 4 U, "GOOD NIGHT ..<br />--------------------------------------<br />A GIRL puts her<br />finger near HOTEL<br />MANAGER'S lips<br />MANAGER kisses each<br />finger<br />GIRL:tell ur boss there<br />is no Tissue paper in <br />your TOILET..!!<br />--------------------------------------<br />BANIA apne Bachcho se bola-jo rat ko khana nhi khayega use 5 Rs dunga,<br />Bache 5-5 Rs le kar so gaye,<br />Subah Bola- Jo 5 Rs dega use hi khaana milega,,,<br />"JAI BANIA"..<br />--------------------------------------<br />Apki Bekudi mein jo Justju hoti hai, Woh mere Qasdan ki Guftgu hai, Mere jamaal se apka khumar chala jaega, aur ye sms sir khujane par bhi samajh nai ayega..<br />--------------------------------------<br />.Breaking news: Scientists have discovered water and ice on d moon........<br />Hume sirf daru le jani hogi!!...:) <br />--------------------------------------<br /><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#cc0000;"><a href="http://currentsms.blogspot.com/2010/06/fun-sms.html">Previous</a>...............................................................</span> <span style="color:#ff0000;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><a href="http://currentsms.blogspot.com/2010/03/current-sms.html">Next</span></a></span></strong>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0